All I'm saying is that Mortal Kombat would have gone down differently if Raiden looked up Patchouli Knowledge Big Boobies instead of convening with the Elder Gods of Fake and Gay

Smiling Friends sucks cuz it doesnt have a unique swear bleep like other adult swim shows

That meal was just tastebait, just pure edibleslop

I saw a really weird one where it’s like “I’m not sure why I should feel compelled to care about these characters in danger or feel bad if they die” and it’s the scene where the cops have Charlie at gunpoint and they shoot Squim

Smiling Friends derrangement is getting pretty bad cuz now im seeing posts that are more or less "you think laughing at jokes is funny? Wow ok I guess"

Haha you clowns spoilers but its fucking me up that the boys arent triplets

what if instead of saying “hey siri” we said “hey dearie” and checked in on our loved ones once in a while…

Im reading about people trying to get refunds since CampFlogGnaw is offering them due to moving the festival and it seems akin to pulling teeth Im still able to go but I cant imagine those who flew cross country, being stuck in LA until their return flight, now having to deal with this

Streets was saying that bill was fishhooking trump with his cock and making it pop out and then smaking him with it as he caught his breath

I find phone usage in movies set in modern day generally nauseating but Eddington's usage of them as insanity rectangles makes it way more grounded

Eddington is kinda triggering cuz it absolutely captures that weird uncertain feeling of early lockdown where know one knows the rules and how we didnt fucking distribute masks at all but demanded people figure it out

I couldnt be a translator cuz id tell my client that the person theyre talking to wants to eat them or hurt them real bad

Camp Flog Gnaw merch looks like hot ass

I dont think Sydney Sweeney is a nazi or anything I just think shes got nothing going on up there

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I love when big lefty accounts who are stupid and radlib get called out for being stupid and radlib so they respond by making discourse dogshit. Currently one is pointing out how much water it takes to feed cows for beer vs water used for AI. That kind of argument must hit if youre pig stupid

Me to him

I'm Doing Masturbation My Way

Childish Gambino is closing Day 1 of camp flog gnaw meaning I can leave right after Tyler's ser lol

Counting or not counting Tarkatan violence?

Mayor Pete fans are posting the Iowa Caucus as an instance of him winning a vote and you can see he didnt win the popular vote but got the most delegates anyway. All theyre doing is proving how much of a shame the 2020 primaries were lol

Been making myself laugh with doing trump voice of him trying worm his way out of a paymenr meeting with the building company hes having build the ballroom

I don’t think Mayor Pete snubbed Zohran because of racism but I do think it’s because Pete is a petty little bitch and by all means you should look up the number of votes he got in his mayoral win versus the number of votes Zohran got because lmao

Lol I know i said i quit lurking Twitter but I had to see the meltdowns

the vibe on twitter is so bad the racist coffee companies are beefing over who is more woke

Yknow it makes me now wonder just how poisonous Harris was cuz if you go back as far as 2018 theyve been pretty good for Democrats. 2018 dems got the house, 2020 won the election, 2022 Democrat hold and some gubernatorial gain, but 2024? Fucking disaster.

Also musk eating shit in the Wisconsin Supreme Court Race and now eating shit for endorsing Cuomo shows hes now the kiss of death

One of Cuomo's metaphors was "when trump pokes your chest with his finger, ill poke back" as way to say he will stand up to trump was so revealing to his deep psychology. He cant stop thinking about nonconsensual touching

The woke wave is a result of the no kings rally by the way

Woke is back many people are saying it. Theyre being woke in ways like they havent been woke before

Also I was a Friar

Went to the ren faire this weekend, forgot that the bit among everyone is making dirty jokes. Also maaaannn tiddies are just pushed up and out

Its funny how those who do reviews for things in other mediums dont hold contempt for what they are reviewing but the standard for video games is that you have to loathe to a certain degree so you can get paid

Blow my homie head smoove off Dick Cheney Looking for an Asian baddie with yellow cake Dick Cheney Even my own heart is my opp Dick Cheney Got the leader thinking he the real leader Dick Cheney

This happens to me when I think i can squeeze into a shit when I gain weight

goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay

This week's Haha You Clowns is the best episode so far

Deleted Twitter of my phone No more lurking

Man im like beyond worried about the future of baseball. Teams that arent LA cant spend like LA. They make so much money off their TV deal alone. It is so lopsided

Clash Ranked is so cool, heres 8 opponents with decks that hard counter yours in a row. Also no level cap cuz fuck you.

Walking through a parking lot where every single person is in their car filming themselves screaming about politics

Michael Conforto was taken off the Dodger Postseason Roster, so in resposne half the starting lineup is honoring by not hitting for fucking SHIT #dodgers

Really cant wait for the NYC mayoral race to be over, having to care about nyc politics has been nauseating. Main Character Syndrome City

im glad the government posting halo memes is revealing that half the people reporting on it are fine with it

Joe Davis is the worst announcer to be calling the world series. Vin Scully always kept a neutral tone, this dude Joe is twerking in the booth

Lol they really gave kershaw his moment that he couldnt possibly fuck up

HE HAS A TR AVI JESUS CHRIST! HES LIKE ONE OF THE MOST SOCIAL, BIG GOVT PRESIDENTS EVER

Everyone is 12 theory undefeated You wanna fight the flood with master chief by joining Ice? Of course you do youre 12