Miso is making the most of his ban holiday

I really hope Pip gets pitchforked by a grumpy Carol Treggoran. #TheArchers

What happened to George’s coffin entrepreneur idea? #TheArchers

Make up your mind Brian, is it an investment or are you paying George off? #TheArchers

Ruth & David: We miss Josh so much #TheArchers listeners

Spring is springing

Miso. Sleeps in the sink by day, plays poker by night.

Tonight’s dinner is soup from a bowl my parents got as a wedding present 55 years ago. I love them (only 2 survived)

Wow, the complete lack of awareness in Helen is off the charts today #TheArchers

What’s the betting the disability aids shop is next door to the court? #TheArchers

Jack goes to breakfast club? You mean Helen can’t find someone else to take the early shift on her childcare #TheArchers

Sunny walks all weekend. The blackthorn is just about to burst into bloom

I have washed and cleaned all the hoover parts and filters which is an excellent excuse for not being able to vacuum for the next 48 hours

Are they going to kill Alan off so St Shula can move back as the vicar? #TheArchers

Have you seen Carol Tregoran at church Alan? No, she prefers the local coven in the woods #TheArchers

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Slow sniffy walk this morning.

A stonking sunset tonight

Have you ever had any counselling Ruairi? Absolutely not! Dad just sent me to boarding school and outsourced the emotional load to Matron #TheArchers

It’s such a lovely day to be sat in an office breathing stale air and staring at 3 glowing screens

It’s not quite dark on the evening walk

Miso is being affectionate (for him)

@auntiejean1.bsky.social how about Baz for a boy? Named after Will’s dog that was shot by Ed #TheArchers

I’d take the time out Brian. It’s supposed to be a minute for each year of age. At his age that’s most of the evening #TheArchers

Strange things left behind at the village recreation ground this weekend. All were thoroughly investigated

“I am the Am”? What, full of Brian Aldridge’s toxic run-off. #TheArchers

Miso is enjoying the sun

It’s that time of year when I don’t know what coat to wear. After 10 minutes walking I know today’s coat isn’t right.

Tony’s probably extra petulant because his hobby herd isn’t loved by anyone except him. But what about Pat’s hobby goat herd? How’s that going? #TheArchers

Too much week. Not enough weekend.

We all feel great the morning after Helen, but then the cystitis hits #TheArchers

What in the “someone else will get my kids to school” is going on Helen? #TheArchers

I think that mother of the year trophy is in the bag

Oh the inconvenience to Bridge Farm that Clarrie won’t come and work her septuagenarian fingers to the bone in the cheese sweatshop #TheArchers

Yesterday, looking up.

Only Rex would stand up at a lesbian engagement and ask if anyone wants to come see the beavers #TheArchers

How does Bridge Farm manage to employ anyone? They’re all awful #TheArchers

Don’t they have video calls in Ambridge? #TheArchers

I expect Maurice’s easy listening is preferable to Tom wittering on about sausages #TheArchers

It’s one of those East Anglian days where the wind is so cold that you can feel it seeping through the seams of your coat.

Freya has taken to her bed like a Victorian lady

Damn, an opportunity to be rid of Mick squandered #TheArchers

If this is a convenient way to kill off Brian to get Ruairi off the hook I will be very disappointed. #TheArchers without Brine is almost unthinkable

Spotify is hitting some spots I didn’t know I needed this morning

Still think it’s Alice

My plot prediction for #TheArchers and who clonked George has always been Alice. She was very invested in checking in on him/Emma when they went to hospital, a way of staying close to the family and influencing their suspicions & then George had his revelation when she came over

Making the boy watch Blackadder. We have reached series 2 and I’m annoying him by quoting about 80% of the script.

One of the reasons I enjoy #TheArchers is the long form of it means you can develop characters so well. Take Josh, did he make himself second choice for the farm inheritance by going with the chickens or did he realise he was never going to compete with Pip in his parents mind?

The sun is out. The birds are singing. The mud is plentiful

3 fully functioning adults. Well, 2 and Josh eh David? #TheArchers