DPD have named our recycling bin

Maybe Esme should have asked her other farming consultant Pat about George to get a different opinion #TheArchers

The rewilding sculpture arrives #TheArchers

I have secured a Lamington as it’s Australia Day.

A local field gave up one of its treasures this weekend

I’m reading about the philosophy of happiness listening to this beast snoring next to me (the other half is snoring on the sofa downstairs)

Someone jumped onto a sunny spot on the bed before I could get the dog blankets on. I tried to move her but I got the full Princess Di eyes.

Ambridge economics at its finest, nice middle class family can drop well paying work for minimum wage, whilst working class family work multiple jobs but can’t make ends meet #TheArchers

Miso is ’helping’ to put away the Christmas decorations

Cold. Miserable. Foggy. The local shoot was out banging their guns. Some poor fucker has paid £££ to stand in a wet and freezing field and shoot into the mist.

Apparently my last blood donation has been sent to The Wirral. The first time any donation has made it out of SE England.

I was driving home in horrible weather so I couldn’t clutch my pearls or fnar at Akram grabbing Helen’s flaps and making her hole 4 times bigger on this evening’s episode of #TheArchers

Things have definitely taken a turn in Ambridge #TheArchers

A grey day but a treat to go to the Roman Road

Nice reference to an Australian Christmas (and song) by Lily in Sunday’s episode of #TheArchers open.spotify.com/track/4HGzri...

Pretty much the only chance you’ve got to speak to a GP urgently is if you kidnap their daughter. #TheArchers

So George ended up in prison when his family lied for him. Now he’s in trouble again his family’s is *checks notes* lying for him again #TheArchers

No Ed, it’s not OK. Even George can see that. #TheArchers

The shoot is having a drive. Lots of guns going off.

The teenager has snuggled up with me on the sofa and it is WONDERFUL

One lightly toasted cat

I saw a white pheasant this morning which got me wondering how rare they are. This suggests not very rare at all once the shooting fraternity gets an idea into their heads (there’s quite a few shoots around here). www.thefield.co.uk/country-hous...

Some lovely scent on the wind

The most is burning off and the church bell is tolling for remembrance Sunday service

The cat returns, minus plums.

The cat is being neutered today which means no breakfast. He’s raging.

Those Archer/Aldridge parents are dropping their kids like hot potatoes at the merest sniff of a holiday #TheArchers

The cat is unbothered my neighbourhood fireworks

The cat has decided fire is good.

The cat is definitely keener than the dog

I dropped an egg. The clean up crew were quick and thorough. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Hello from the radiator hammock.

This is the face of a dog that doesn’t want to walk pleading with me who just needs her to poo and wee. She has a steel trap bladder, she’ll hold it in for hours.

My favourite part of my Traitors watching so far is David Olusoga’s forearms when he rolls up his shirt sleeves.

Important task at the top of today’s to do list (or no scritches, no keyboard)

Accidentally sinister cat

The cat has discovered hunting. 2 mice today.

David’s high yielders and mastitis comment rings true. I had an abundant supply and got rather a lot of mastitis. #TheArchers

Has Kahlil got a new voice? #TheArchers

Dog doesn’t want to walk. We’ve been sat on the rec for 25 minutes staring into the dusk

Today I found a badger sett in the woods. I also had my coat nibbled by a foal.

I love Keye’s mum. She’s my favourite person on this year’s #MAFS so far.

This cat can sniff out cosy nests a mile off

Adam can’t really carry off ‘menacing’ can he? #TheArchers

Bartelby shuffles off and Brian gets put out to pasture, and so the wheel of time turns in #TheArchers

I love getting a meeting cancellation email

Is this year’s #MAFS sponsored by under eye patches?

The Aldridge branch of the magic money tree is fruitful. 3 farm managers, plus Home Farm dividends to support Brian, Alice, Kate & Debbie. #TheArchers

In #TheArchers play Balmoral I’m casting Lillian as Princess Margaret

Excellent bible study episode #TheArchers