Baseball // I’m personally thrilled about how this tweet aged 🙂‍↕️ Go Phils. FTM. Red October baby 😝

RED OCTOBER BABY LFG! AND FUCK THE METSSSSS 🥳🥳🥳

I DARE YOU ✉️ Hermione’s gryffindor is showing ✉️ black lake sexcapades ✉️ the other shoe drops Ch 12: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...

It’s always the most fun and most infuriating being a Phillies fan I know what this team can do. Don’t let me down this year boys #RedOctober

Chapters 10 and 11 are live! ✉️ betrayal ✉️ revelations ✉️ skinny dipping Catch up here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...

There is something special about clinching the NL East against the reigning World Series champs Let’s fucking do it this year boys #Phillies #RedOctober #RingTheBell

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!! Let the anxiety commence 🥳 let’s fucking do it this year boys! #Phillies #RedOctober #RingTheBell

Does anyone have any good affordable camera recs for someone who knows nothing about cameras? Lol I want to get a digital camera with good quality but nothing wildly expensive but idk where to start

HAHHAH SWEEP SWEEP BITCHES FUCK THE METS 🥳🥳🥳 // Phillies 🎉

Phillies // What a fucking game 🎉 and yeah, fuck the Mets 😌

Phillies // Had to pull out my old Chase Utley shirt to wear to the game tonight to get the vibes right 😌 FTM!

I DARE YOU ✉️ first dates ✉️ confessions ✉️ communication 🫠 Ch 9: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...

Dear fucking god. We already lost Wheeler. We cannot lose Turner 😭😫🙏🏻 // Phillies

One thing about me is when singing you’re so vain, I will always sing “And all the girls dreamed that they'd be Ben’s partner They'd be Ben’s partner”

Don't get into fandom for money! You're ruining it for all of us! No, you shouldn't hope for a book deal for your fanfics. Fanfic are written as a gift for the fandom and out of passion. Also, Ao3 is literally called Archive of Our Own to be independent from capitalism and greed!

I think the world would be a better place if everyone just chilled the fuck out and picked up a smutty little fanfic instead of trying to plan for world domination and take people’s rights away

‼️ The discharge petition to force a House vote on a full release of the Epstein files is shy just **TWO REPUBLICANS** If you have a Republican representative in the house, call them NOW. 👉 5calls.org/issue/releas...

I DARE YOU ✉️ a stolen bike ✉️ enter Harry Potter… ✉️ a date Ch 8: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...

Hi, immunologist here: (a scientist who studies immune & inflammatory processes) RFK Jr is talking absolute bullshit when he says he can “see in kids faces that they have inflammation” That’s NOT how immunology works. He is an anti-science profiteer. Start calling him such.

Blank. Fucking. Check.

If Dave Dombrowski does not resign Kyle MVP Schwarber, the destruction caused by superbowls and World Series will look like child’s play compared to what people will rain down on the city of Philadelphia

And what if I post a really short chapter of I dare you tomorrow will I be canceled 😭

And just as a reminder #TaylorSwift

MY CLOSE PERSONAL BILLIONAIRE FRIEND IS GETTING MARRIED AND IM SO HAPPY FOR HER

Phillies // I hate Jordan Romano so much he may as well be a fucking Met

I DARE YOU ✉️ Half undressed Draco Malfoy ✉️ knickers 🤭 ✉️ Sirius’s…. Motorcycle ??? Ch 7: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...

Mood. // Phillies

Phillies // Get Jordan Romano off my fucking team jfc

Children starving to death apparently doesn't count if they have disabilities or illness. Absolutely vile, sickening genocide denial coming out of Olivia and the "free press."

I’m too old to be going to concerts on school nights anymore. I’m so fucking tired 😭

Hey Phillies uh WHAT THE FUCK

My toxic trait is signing up for fests without reading the rules or knowing any of the important dates 😃

Baseball // my general mental fucking health // Can the Phillies catch a FUCKING BREAK

No context but excited to say more frat boy Draco is in the works 🙂‍↔️

I actually have so many thoughts on TSITP but all I’ll say is 1. I fucking hate Adam 2. Tv shows need to be more than 8 episodes every 3 years bc this is not enough to sell a believable timeline/relationship dynamic between ONE relationship let alone a love triangle

She’s so funny I can’t 😭 I can’t wait for this

And just as a reminder #TaylorSwift

IM SORRY I CANT COME TO THE PHONE RN BC IM LITERALLY DEAD

Wicked // As someone who hates the wizard of oz I decided to watch wicked (The wicked witch was my fav character as a kid in the wizard of oz) I know nothing about the musical/movie and idk wtf is going on but the talking bears and goats really threw me for some reason😭

I’m going to throw up (in excitement) if this is real I’m gonna be (even more) SO INSUFFERABLE

Nobody writes smut better than fanfic writers 🙂‍↕️

Basically twins 🥰🐶🐶

Hey, friends! Only six hours left to enter the fundraiser! Please make sure to get your Google form submitted by 12 pm PST! Lots of prizes still available and up for grabs so if you’ve been eyeing, now is your last chance!!!

I’m dog sitting this handsome man for the week 🥰 Everyone meet Toby aka Tobes aka Toblerone 💕

I DARE YOU ✉️ the library ✉️ confessions ✉️ flirty Draco 🤭 Ch 5: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...

#dramione #nsfw Chapter 7 of RealVenus_FauxFurs now live and!!! featuring a bit I committed way too hard to (pls check the author notes). Extra Draco POV means extra horny--I don't make the rules. archiveofourown.org/works/587022...

it’s not too late to let people know you stand against the Israel-US genocide. it’s not too late to let people know you condemn Israel’s apartheid state. it’s not too late to speak out against zionism. say it with your whole chest: FUCK ZIONISM, CEASE FIRE NOW, END THE APARTHEID FREE PALESTINE 🍉

I DARE YOU ✉️ the library ✉️ confessions ✉️ flirty Draco 🤭 Ch 5: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...

you do not get to declare yourself an ally. an alliance is a mutual decision and no cis person can be our ally without actually standing with us if you support any politician who is still "debating" our basic human rights or listening to "reasonable concerns" about our existence you are our enemy.

#dhrwipwednesday this week's chapter of I Dare You includes an insufferable, baiting, flirty Draco Malfoy (I love him) First 4 chapters posted here: archiveofourown.org/works/673493...