This week, someone who notices $500 missing from their wallet every time their girlfriend sleeps over, a doctor who refused to treat a patient after learning she planned breast implants and a three-way miscommunication among two friends and a sex worker.

The Chinook got shook when their truck got cooked. Now the salmon are swimming — but in the wrong brook.

Residents in New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania all report feeling tremors. digg.com/internet-cul...

This week, we've got a surprisingly controversial take on laptops, a jaw-dropping quote from a gaming platform boss and someone who insists there are never any hot women on "Saturday Night Live."

This week, a mother who wants to track her son’s location on a school trip, an employee who doesn’t close the bathroom stall door, and a letter writer who refuses to recycle.

This week, a manager who asked a minister to pray over their workplace problems, a letter writer who is “disgusted” by her boyfriend’s physical appearance and a woman considering moving in with an older man she barely knows to save money.

We might be waiting for nothing, but that won't stop the Internet from doing its thing.

The stuff we can't stop talking about this week: 📷 Kate Middleton 📽️ The Oscars 📲 The looming TikTok ban

The must-see #Oscars performance of the night was undoubtably due to Ryan Gosling's pitch-perfect Kenergy.

This week, we've got a bad take on phones in movie theaters, a questionable theory about falling birth rates and someone claiming that big-breasted blonde women are going extinct. #OneMainCharacter

This week, an uncle who finds his young niblings “fairly useless,” a man who wants to keep his child a secret from his friends and family and a dad who refuses to be alone with his kids.

Kate Middleton has been spotted at the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience??

GET YOUR HOT DAWGS HE-YAHH 🌭

The other runner up for the "WTF of the day" award goes to Justice Alito:

This week, a stepmother who is considering helping a troubled woman see her traumatized children, a writer who suspects their husband of anonymously trashing their book and a grandmother horrified by the nickname “Bubba.”

This week, we've got the NYPD's dance team, a woman with a Netflix drama-worthy marriage story, another hot take about millennials and Gen Zers and a breakdancing father who's not beating the deadbeat dad allegations.

🐱M🐱E🐱M🐱E🐱S 🐱I🐱N🐱. 🐱B🐱I🐱O🐱

*on deathbed* My only regret is not googling more stuff before Google started sucking

everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs

This week in Good Question: 💼 a job candidate who insisted in an interview that he never makes mistakes 😬 a boyfriend trying to get his partner to become underweight 🔎 a parent who secretly tracked their teen’s car

Main characters this week: - The finance writer that got scammed out of $50K - Sam Altman - A weird Elon Musk take - Salary range police

You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context of all memes in which you seek and what came before you.

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This week, we've got TikTokers adapting to losing their favorite songs, our cards getting declined in therapy, Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" seeing renewed fame and reactions to Drake's (alleged) penis.

Am I the only one who thinks we, as a society, need to shame these users out of wearing these in public, like we did for Google Glass users?

Watching this performance on repeat all week.

This week, a mother who thinks her daughter’s boyfriend is “very inferior to her,” a mother-in-law “deeply offended” by an invitation to see her newborn grandchild and a boss who wants his employees to attend 7 a.m. meetings to accommodate his vacation.

"Glad tidings on this Groundhog Day. An early spring is on the way!"

You all owe an apology to Elmo. He is scarred, poor baby.

Apple's new VR/AR headset is nearly here, but is it really worth the price of a top-of-the-line gaming PC?

Should I attend a nude hot tub party with my coworkers? If you have to ask...

Imagine your kid asks for a PB&J then has to wait 4 hours for you to make it from scratch. That's why she's a Main Character this week.

We hebben een serieus probleem. There were too many good memes this week.

Currently gawking at this mansion, the most expensive home in Minnesota. It's going for nearly $12.5 million and has 12 fireplaces. See more photos: digg.com/real-estate/...

This week on Good Question, a grandparent who wanted their Jewish grandkids to be baptized, a letter writer who refuses to travel to areas where women call men “sweetie” and a boss who’s paranoid after typing an email address incorrectly.

This week on One Main Character, we have the Toronto Raptors with the worst MLK tweet of the day, a user by the name Johnny Maga shared a video of Donald Trump carrying some pizza boxes, praising him for that and more.

This week on Memes Ranked, we've got bad two-line poems, reactions to the "Orange Peel Theory" and yet another Taylor Swift meme.

This week on The Discourse, we have a hilarious comedian who can't handle How cute this couple in the crowd was, Peppa Pig dance crew takes no prisoners at children's birthday party and more.

This week on Good Question, we have guys who ask out a rudimentary email bot with a female name, grandparents who deliberately gave a 4-year-old a food he’s allergic to and a letter writer dead set on obtaining her friend’s sperm.

This week on One Main Character, we've got an interesting approach to dating, a ridiculous comment from Jonathan Majors, unnecessary intellectualizing and reactions to a wine called Josh.

This week on Memes Ranked, we're gatekeeping popular films, lip-reading Selena and Taylor's chat, sharing the streets of our childhoods and reacting to trendy celebrities in the most unhinged way possible.

This week on The Discourse, we have a resilient family that turns an unexpected layoff into a golden opportunity to start a now very successful food business, a mother and son who perform an unforgettable first dance at his wedding and more. digg.com/internet-cul...

Unearthing Zappa's wisdom: A 2014 article sheds light on the 1989 quote digg.com/data-viz/lin...

This week on Good Question, we have a letter writer who helped their partner’s estranged mom get back into his life, someone who suggested doing a DNA test on a recently deceased person using hair from his hairbrush and more. digg.com/good-questio...

This week on One Main Character, we've got unhinged MacBook purchasing, a sports personality telling on himself, a bad Ozempic take and more. digg.com/one-main-cha...

This week on Memes Ranked, we've got Brits reacting to a landmark not being on fire, memes sparked by a great Jim Downey joke and people making the most of "Steamboat Willie" losing copyright protection. digg.com/memes-ranked...

This week on The Discourse, a little girl feeds big, and very hungry, dogs, a daughter learns how to skateboard, and more. digg.com/internet-cul...

This week on Good Question, a person who thinks their daughter-in-law overreacted to bedbug bites, an aunt who is being excluded from a family wedding because her daughter died and a coworker who keeps showing up at meetings they weren’t invited to. digg.com/good-questio...

This week on One Main Character, the Main Characters include Simone Biles's husband (whoever that is), Obama, a cruel Christmas stunt and Nikki Haley ignoring the role of slavery in the Civil War. digg.com/one-main-cha...