hi I'm gonna start posting here again I guess

functionallyy freeeezing

feeling rather abnormal today

mrow

some pics i took today : )

yeah 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

me when my hair

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tall man wearing flip flops walking... plap, plap, plap....

all tgirls know in 2025 is worker tap, charge they flipper zero, eatrodiol injection on stage, eat nothing, and bark

grimes and ayesha erotica actually sound exactly the same

lan party but for people and the game is talking

my brain when I smell cigarettes on someone: 😊😊

if u put me in ur pocket I would eat all of your gum!! your vape would be dead : ) id get all tangled in the threads and you couldn't pull me out.

having a dog clicker on u is like having an @everyone in real life... if ur brave

listening to death grips is like eating chips

Pickle loving mongrel

costar pisses me off bruh like "highly compatible today: gleebo. you and gleebo are two snails being flattened by a steamroller, you both have painted shells" who is this for

those bands where it's like 5 hypermascs and like 1 hyperfem and it's the most touching song you've ever heard in ur life

weed hangover is real and it cannot be cured with big breakfast and coffee. weed hangover feels like wet hair sticking to ur back. weed hangover is my #1 OP and my 13th reason

new tattooooo

really important video youtu.be/w618jriMW0M?...

Portland is such a beautiful city

figuring out wtf I'm going to do with my life

pronouncing ascii art like açaí bowl

my relationship with my cat is so sacred to me. it's really important that he knows I respect him. i love learning how he communicates and his boundaries, his preferences etc. the trust of an animal is so precious.

pics from this weekend, I love this fit sm

he's giving

i do this thing where i send people a picture of my cat when i'm done texting them and its like he's the receptionist you talk to for scheduling ur next appt

in like 2008 my dad installed windows vista on all the computers in our house and i wish I could relive that day 1000 times

america battle pass

one time I was playing two weeks by grizzly bear on the aux in my ex's car and they made me turn it off and put on the version with childish gambino rapping over it and I think about that all the time

Hitch and Hitomi, the t4t couple ever (HE/HIM for Hitch) (SHE/HER for Hitomi) 🐁💜🐈🏳️‍⚧️

trump is using truth social like r34 bro

i hope they print out all my tweets and hang them like wallpaper on the inside of my pyramid when i die

when the bus smell like pee: 😐 weed: 😏 cig: 🥴 sweat: 🙈 lawyer: ☹️ technology: 😇

me when someone asks me what a singleton is (I have a master's degree in computer science)

system.text.json was NOT ready for isolated process azure functions on .net8 and the constant failures of my azure durable functions is evidence of that

girlies I'm on my HANDS AND KNEES PLEASE do NOT wear your mall cologne to the gym!!!!!

my favorite machine girl moment was during one of their shows like RIGHT after covid and Matt jumped into the crowd and screamed "EVERYONE 6FT!!" and stood like this

riding the bus has taught me that a surprising percentage of the population smells like pee

y'all 😎😎😎

i feel like the seagull type of flying is something i could realistically figure out. like if a witch turned me into an owl i would NOT know wtf i am doing

old dubstep covers are crazy like what is going on here bro

when i buy my car im getting a sticker that just says "THIS IS MY CAR"

manifesting 🙏

i read online that my cat otto might be nibbling on me bc he knows im depressed and i want to cry like a bitch rn

when i worked at the factory one of my coworkers told me he usually just filters welding fumes through a cigarette and i think abt that a lot