God. My espresso martinis are so good I don’t even wanna leave the house at this point.

y’all be safe tonight.

“I smoke, so I won’t click or catch a charge for smacking one of these hoes”

I can’t imagine trying to get back at an ex by posting emotional post online for MONTHS. Do you know how romance works at our age?

Last Tummy Tuesday of the year, first ever post on Bluesky 😁

It’s big huh?

Love a lil haircut. I really wanna go blonde again.

We need a better gay hangout in Huntsville. Zero gay bars. If you have a gay bar in your city and you’re not attending… then what are you doing??? We need more gay friendly places in the south. Support support support.

Im hating again. Go figure.

GN.

I’m @ my heaviest I’ve ever been. I promise it’s about to be go time in the gym. I know we all say that starting a new year but I’m gonna try to be very serious about it this year. I have to set a goal. I have to reach that goal. Also… don’t forget. I’m fat, not ugly.

Are there bear Snapchat’s groups? That use to be a thing. It was so fun.

End of an era. G59 is dead to me.

My number one band on Spotify just released a heavily Christian influenced album, and they are using the word “faggot” now. 2025 did not end well for my music idols.

I’m realizing there are a lot of money mooching gays in my circle. It’s time to trim the “bougie” and just be around people who are themselves and have higher aspirations than using a man for his money. Get your own. you little bottom sucking two faced ugly ass hoes.

Ew. Not yall taking back ex’s in 2025 EOY Q4.

No matter how many inspirational quotes you post online your man still left you……. Plz stop looking for the internets pity. We did that shit when we were 20.

Let’s go football!

KYOSOSTFU

It’s fucking paydayyyyyyyyyy. The best day of the week.

“1-800 call me 4 a good time”

Also I have some new hair growing on my shoulders. I’m gonna be that hairy bear one day.

“Im sick of this grandpa” This week is long af.

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

Let’s go survivor 49!

My table is already set. There is no room for loose ends.

Karma is eating yall up. Proof that’s social media is all a front.

HOW AM I JUST NOW HEARING THIS ARTIST? So fun! open.spotify.com/track/3mPAhy...

You “can’t cook”? Are you stupid?

Dolphins or Steelers?

I can’t wait to get home today. I’m horny af I need my back blowed out.

Mustache is back.

I did good today. I should have bet more.

The source of all my confidence comes from my man. Without him I wouldn’t be half the man I am. I wish everyone who struggles with self esteem could found that person who helps them.

As a poor kid growing up, I despised sandwiches…. But man. I LOVE sandwiches now. They can be so different every time. The bread and the things. Yum. Also I’m high as a giraffe’s ass rn.

Come ask me about my wood. #sturdy

Where are my black sheep? Best people on earth. I love interesting people.

Survivor was crazy this week.

❄️🐻‍❄️

Vest r best

I ate 1100mg of THC on a Monday. Wtf was I thinking?

Gang

Chill weekend

“My wrapped is so gay this year” not me big dog.

There is this one bear couple in ATL. I use to think they were cool, but they are popularity sluts. Super big turn off. You circuit bears need to find stable relationships.

Don’t play in my DMs. I’m not down with one word responses. Nun yall cute enough to be just wasting my data.

Titty Twosday

Another thing. I ain’t eating no duck. Them mf is cute. I ain’t eating them.

I paid an artist to make this. Totally worth it. My babies!