Just wait until Greg Bovino's Na'vi body finishes maturing in the amnio tank

You should also know that a lot of celebrity “drama” is actually a multi-billion dollar industry of shaming and humiliating public figures for upsetting the status quo, whether that’s cutting off your parents or a sexual harassment lawsuit against your boss. It’s conservative ideology at its core.

There was a month where I was seeing kirkified drake under literally every instagram reel I saw

DNC Ron DeSantis

If the Academy was sane Volker Bertelmann would've at least gotten a nom for A House of Dynamite. There should be an extra category for "scores that raise the rating of a film by at least a full star".

To most Europeans America is something that exists on the TV and their phone, so the idea that they could be lied to about what's happening here doesn't even cross their minds

Emerald Fennell directing Wuthering Heights is almost as stupid as if James Franco directed As I Lay Dying or Christopher Nolan directed The Odyssey

let's be fr guys... pirates or ninjas?

We now have Christians who aren't afraid of Hell and Atheists who aren't afraid of oblivion. It's a fucking disgrace.

it's the exact same shit every time, the last one was fucked up but this one is cool because of precision or whatever "normal people" think it's fine and then all agree that they thought it was fucked up the whole time I don't need to read anyone's op-ed or whatever, they're all killers

BSKY post from 37 year old ren fair leatherworker: "I see incels and I'm like whaaaa...?!?! because if a derp like me could get some pussy (a lot)" He's doing the dreamworks face in his PFP

bro, we're going to all get hot pot with my crying girlfriend and get extra gochujang and hot honey and cottage cheese so we hit our protein goals. then the party keeps rolling at my place where we'll try out a new boardgame while my girlfriend shivers like a chihuahua

Logan Paul recalling being mugged: "When he pulled the gun on me (pinches bridge of nose) I'm sorry (tries to tear up) he couldn't have been farther than this Prime bottle right here" Hideous beer gremlin: "woah"

It's your birthday, Duane.

my name is jeff

You can get fired for calling a customer a "motherfucker" too lol. This shit doesn't make any sense and I would feel bad even responding to an argument this stupid was published anywhere less prestigious.

I think she's more like a heterosexual who's attracted to old men

"I could never get the madigans to understand that in Italian culture family isn't just who you're genetically related to, it's your whole life. Your home. Your casa. They could never understand the dinners with my Nonna. The mutzahdel, the gabagool, the Sunday gravy, good sweet and hot sausage."

Reactionary Nerdfighteria is rising

the trick of Sweetgreen is eating a trough of hippie greens so you don't feel as guilty eating cut up steak. sometimes it feels good to get tricked.

Literally the "he was arrested for something we ALL did 💔" meme but unironically

I am shocked to learn that R. Crumb is weird and insane

The Noah Smith arc is the reverse of the Seinfeld episode where George stops having sex and becomes a genius.

Scott Galloway does seem like a weirdo but honestly I see people making all these exact same points (including the casual homophobia and gender essentialism) whenever "masculinity" hits the discourse regardless of how "progressive" or "leftist" the space perceives itself as.

These people have nothing left to say but each other's names.

The columnist is in a daze. His deadline is looming, and his fever refuses to break. Sweat drips down his wrinkled forehead. He feels hot and cold at the same time. His shaking hands reach for his laptop keyboard. "Could Masking in Third Spaces End Performative Male Loneliness?" He vomits.

like 75% of youngish Americans who adopt goofy new age bullshit would be infinitely better served just becoming Episcopalian and I'm not joking

"A canned sermon that could have been written last year" Are you guys traditionalists or not?

I am being bullied for breaking international law

ew

this is such a dope level of ragebaiting

THE AMERICAN LEFT: 1. eco-doomers So true. This is why copies of Desert are flying off the shelves and college activists love quoting Serafinski and N1x. 2. Third-Worldists There is definitely even one influential third-worldist group in the US. 3. "Weird identity stuff" (gays)

strong hydro has me looking like velma dinkley without her glasses

I feel like Alan Cumming

can you imagine being a big cat or a monkey or something and looking at early humans controlling fire and making clothing and standing upright and thinking "man, those guys are getting a little weird"

Far too much political discourse is arguing about what constitutes a good person

I am deeply suspicious of any straight man who claims not to be attracted to fat women. Top Hitlerite sign.

thinking about getting a fake ID just for the rush

Liberal Brilyn Hollyhand

We need Jane Ward on Fox News

Bret Stephens is a fucked up racist and should be barred from every major publication

The historical impact of the Erie Canal is underrated

36-year-old boy mayor

There is somehow always an "absurd" vision of Epstein that journalists content themselves with critiquing. I am so grateful for these reasonable, unbiased souls pulling us back down to earth.

Delusion

You've got to realize that conservatives in America start with what will benefit them and come up with plausible sounding rationalizations after the fact. There is no such thing as hypocrisy for them. Reasons are just words.

NYC transplants talk about therapy like it gets you high

"A zealot attired as a skeptic" as Andrea Long Chu aptly put it. Also she used to be married to avowed racist Bret Stephens.

The polarization is MASSIVE. I'm looking for someone to TAPER it off and make it FADE away.

House of Dynamite [SPOILERS] I've seen some people saying that the movie has no ending and I really disagree. The president giving the nuclear code is the end. The film is about the series of decisions that end the world, and it ends there because that's what does it.