I feel like Kitt Fisto

Guys, we're in year 13 of "the Vatican makes a surprisingly progressive move" At some point it's got to stop being surprising to you lol

Liptak gritting his teeth writing this, using his full willpower not to use slurs

tell me this movietomovie route wasn't inspired

It's kind of crazy that one of Gavin Newsom's main gimmicks is that he's homophobic on the internet and if you ever ever point that out you get mobbed by the elderly

They are slowly reinventing the Obama doctrine

Perfect policy tbh

The mainstream position is that you are meant to take this perspective very seriously

Morpheus holding the red pill and the blue pill but they just say "Asshole" and "Karen (different kind of asshole)"

who has an Iranian girlfriend

This article is shitty in such a specific 2015 way that it almost makes me nostalgic

Calling health insurance companies I have gotten fuck all being polite and have only seen results when I threaten to sue and act like an asshole. Someone withholding my health insurance is trying to kill me. I don't care if you're a private in that army, I'm treating you like an enemy combatant.

We must stop the Dodgers threepeat at all costs

Listen man you can connect the dots from him to the Getty family to the Nazi Party now or you can figure it out in three years when America finally gets its own Keir Starmer

dude

real answer has got to be JQA

Anyone who thinks this will result in a permanent liberal majority should really look at Brazil lol

I was really shaken by that article about AI-induced delusions that was going around yesterday and it makes me feel like we're just in the stone age in terms of how we view the intersection of mental health issues and morality

"It's not artificial intelligence. It's African intelligence." Michael Geoffrey Asia, the secretary general of the Data Labelers Association in Kenya tells @jasonkoebler.bsky.social about the notoriously brutal and underpaid work of training AI. Watch now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH65...

"jacks off with fingerless gloves" is the fucking funniest insult I've heard in a while

hey no one wants to say this but if Gavin can get steamrolled by Ben Shapiro he would get fucking creamed in a debate with Stephen A. Smith

"Little reason to doubt" feels like overstating the case lol

No one told me George Lopez looks like Karl Marx now

Author does not mention once in this article that Virginia Giuffre specifically claimed that one of the purposes of the Epstein ring was blackmail but DOES take the time to intone that she was probably a crazy liar

Btw I listened to the first 20 minutes or so of that "We're all in the epstein files" episode of Central Air everyone is talking about right now and all the hosts are in agreement that there's no evidence in the files that anyone but Epstein was involved in anything illegal.

Given all the renewed attention on Epstein's relationship with Ehud Barak does anyone remember when Barak recommended the services of a private Israeli intelligence agency to Harvey Weinstein?

why did they have to name it the Bourne "Supremacy"?

A lot of hay has been made about the first wave of "reddit" Rick & Morty fans to the point that it's become a strawman (pun intended) but the second wave of pajamas-at-the-store, Stewie-Griffin-bong fans is underdiscussed.

Every other billionaire: Hello mister epstein could you take a minute of your valuable time and read these articles? Ted Turner:

You good, man?

Apparently he was leaving orange peels and gum all over the set lmao

Ezra Klein had a hilariously bad 2025: started with that embarrassing Abundance book, declared Marie Concentrationcamp Perez the future of the Dem party, wrote that Charlie Kirk was doing the politics the right way, and argued that Epstein kept his pedophilia separate from his business life.

The fashionable left/liberal move rn seems to be expressing cool-headed skepticism that Epstein acted on behalf of Israel. I would direct you to his communications with Ehud Barak. www.dropsitenews.com/p/jeffrey-ep...

99% of directors will never shoot a scene as sublime as the Rockafeller Skank dance sequence in She's All That

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Detroit Rock City Demon Hunters

You should legally be required to state what your public position was on the Iraq War at the time if you write an article like this

Elon Musk chatting it up with his friend Jeffrey Epstein five years after he was convicted for child sex crimes 👍

It's crazy how every alarmist take I heard as a kid about how reality TV was destroying America was actually underselling it

I've recently become obsessed with the first 13 seconds of this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHyR...

"The Democrats can't do anything and anything they can do they shouldn't do" -"Reluctant" Gavin Newsom primary booster

I'm David Corenswet and I'm 6' 4"

white iverson then he started sucking on my dooOOoOng

Ezra Klein is going to be arguing for banning gay marriage in like 4 years tops

It's kind of funny, if not predictable, that after years of rallying for "free speech" conservatives have fully flipped over to being "this book did violence to me" tenderqueers

come on man

FOOTBALL and SOCCER are NOT different names for the same sport! "Soccer" is a FORM of Football. "Football" is a category of sport used as the common name of a number of games, e.g. Gaelic Football, Aussie Rules Football, American Football. "Soccer" is just a name for "Association Football".

To think that there are journalists working now who got to launder the Iraq War in 2003, call Trump a peacenik in 2016, and concern troll about "DEI" in 2024 We truly live many lives in one life (deep)

Kanye did not write this, lol