Standard Time is fucking bullshit

Y'all know the whole TSA airport situation for Thanksgiving is going to be a giant shit show. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Get you a man that brings Quack's gingerbread cookies back from 43rd before making the trek back home. IYKYK

Fuck everything 🤦🏼‍♂️

I want this walkoff for Kirk so badly

Get you some Влад!

I don't remember anything quite like this baseball family on the bird app

thanks Vogue for inventing how we spent our 2010s

Yes, famously, cancer patients' biggest fear is being known as 'that cancer dude' 🙄 fucking pharma ads

If this game goes to 18 innings, I swear …

Le same

FFFFFFFFFUCK #bluejays

Sigh …

I believe in you Schneider. Don't let me down! #bluejays

Sign me up!

lol SAVAGE

Alejandro!!! #bluejays

Jeff said it way better than I did! #bluejays

Oh I so want to see this Predator film

Jesus that was brilliant defensive work #bluejays

Yes, John so crazy what a controversial take no one ever thought that 🤦🏼‍♂️

These fucking 🌽YN ads I swear to god

I hate admitting that Tom Brady ya know what I'm sayin' ad is pretty darn good

This 💯

Ok, your earlier drama Queen moment is forgiven #bluejays

Fucking Max Muncy 😡 #bluejays

Look, if you've followed me at all, I'm rooting for #bluejays all the way But that was some unnecessarily manufactured drama on Giménez's part

DAMN IT #bluejays

#bluejays get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together [pause] And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

I'm outside with the trick or treaters, but I sneaked a peek at the score. GD it #bluejays

🖕🏻 Treinen #bluejays

Ty France pops up everywhere! #bluejays Poor Springer 😢

Ah, I just read Machete retired. Good for him! #Astros

Time to find this in flag form!

Jesus John, please STFU

No flashbacks JFC

I need to hit up red stick for one of these games one day. You know that's a party. I can smell the DWIs from here.

I just noticed Varland is bow-legged

This MF I swear

I resent Max Muncy for forcing me to think about Waco every AB

I hope they explained to the Toronto fans that cancer charities are what the United States has in lieu of a functional healthcare system

Bryan Adams wasn't available?

The Jonas Brothers? Reallly?? Why?

Every time Kirk's at-bat, I imagine hearing 🎵 "Somos el Gremio de los Paletones" 🎶

Jesus Springer 🤦🏼‍♂️ Can y'all stop fucking with him?

Pretty sure I already bitched about this during the regular season, but we're really doing Age Of Consent for an Equinox ad? 🤦🏼‍♂️

Wow #bluejays Well done! Three more, please.

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Thrilled for the #bluejays That said, Edward Rogers is a giant piece of shit, so fuck that guy.