the everlasting, out october 28th 🗡️💖

I understand why it's like this, but I will never forgive the web for shifting to a form where the two paragraphs of information I need only exist as a ten-minute video.

Love to be a highly sensitive person with a single dog hair stuck in your leggings, therefore malfunctioning until it’s excised

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Them: Would you like a bar of chocolate for breakfast? Me: Hm, no thank you, it’s 8 am Them: What if we wrapped it in ✨ pastry ✨ Me: Them: It’s called a chocolate croissant Me: I’ll take three

Your April Fools jokes suck EXCEPT the woman on TikTok who wore a crow costume and perched on her husband’s nightstand to wake him up

The choruses of masc blue-collar laborers that perform the opening “work songs” with folk / shanty influence in The Little Mermaid (1989), Pocahontas (1995), and Frozen (2013), highlight a repeated motif in which the working class is positioned as the narrative Greek chorus, and in this essay I will

Sharing the first part of my writing journey over on substack today! jennifermandula.substack.com/p/how-i-got-...

Pressing order on more elastic band waist pants like it’s my job

When Sebastian says “Boy, what a soft shell I’m turning out to be” ?? That’s great writing right there. Chef’s kiss. I laugh every time.

If there’s one thing about me it’s that I love to dip a lil snack in a hot beverage

my executive function is more like unpaid intern function today

Anyone else ever delay starting a book that you suspect you’re going to love? I don’t really know *why* I do this. Anyway this is me right now with The Bright Sword ⚔️ 👀

Happy New Year! Now I get to say that my book - about a Victorian fossil hunter who hatches a pterodactyl and has to work with her ex-fiancé to become a geomagician, while hiding the true extent of her fossil magic - comes out NEXT YEAR! 😱 🥳

My tummy hurts, she says, how did this happen, she says, what a surprise, she says, having eaten only a mug of coffee and two large donuts today

Me, before parenthood: UGH it’s so important to let your children discover their own interests and form their own beliefs Me, now, pressing play for the thousandth time on “Broadway for Kids”: indoctrination is good, actually

I love this book so much and you will do

Gonna have to pregame (nap) before my big night out tonight (the book club cookie exchange)!

I made it Pretty

Hello friends and enemies, please tell me about your queer adult SFF that comes out in 2025! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

Four books similar to the one I wrote 💚

Terrifyingly accurate

My kingdom for a kids profile setting on Spotify

Oh no Jonathan Bailey singing If I Didn’t Believe In You came across my FYP again and now I won’t be able to do anything productive all day 🥲

Look I never thought I could beat Serena but I DO think I sound pretty good singing Defying Gravity so I know a thing or two about delusion

- Greenery - Peach iced tea - Unicorns - Family dance parties - Cakes without frosting (e.g, pound cake, coffee cake) - Riding Big Thunder Mountain during the fireworks at Disneyland - Bbq chicken pizza - Down comforters - The smell of sunscreen - Brushing my teeth in the shower

ok so technically this entire year is simply Wicked intermission which means we get fun little snacks and drinks, chat about art, and compliment each other in the bathroom that’s it

Hey, it's still diabetes awareness month! Are you aware I wrote a cozy fantasy novel about a diabetic witch who can't stop accidentally conjuring demons when she tests her blood sugar? 😈🩸

Finally read PIRANESI and loved it, and now desperately want more books with the premise “this building is super Weird.” I can think of HOUSE OF LEAVES - any other recommendations??

When I was a buyer at a large indie, my rule of thumb was: 1 preorder: huh, let me take a closer look at this one 2 preorders: we need to stock this book 3 preorders: we should order enough to face this out 4+ preorders: this should be on front-of-store display

Good morning! Just a reminder, I am hosting a GIVEAWAY on my newsletter! To enter, share this post, sign up for my mailing list, and fill out the form linked in my "welcome" e-mail! bit.ly/3Zbdw8Y Winner will be selected on December 15th!

If *I* was a criminal I would simply click ✅ YES when the credit card reader asks if I’m authorized. But I’m just built different 💁🏼‍♀️

I don’t know how NetGalley works and at this point I’m too afraid to ask, but you probably know so you should go request it!!!

The toddler has set up the living room as a pretend car. She’s pretending to be Mom. “Whoops!” she says, “I forgot my phone. Has anyone seen my phone!?” 💀

Bluesky feels like I showed up at a party and I don’t know that many people but I’m pretty sure it’ll be a good time if I can find the right extroverts to glom onto

My book is out in just over a week, so here are a few questions I've been asked about the book. Also the ebook is still 6.99 until release date if you wanted to take a chance on a queer book by a queer author.

How have we not domesticated raccoons yet like those guys so clearly want to be pets

I know I don’t get enough social interaction these days because my kid’s preschool teacher said “cute sweater” and I regaled her with the wildly unnecessary Story of The Sweater for like 5 minutes 🤦‍♀️

Figured I should do a pinned introduction here - hi! I’m Jenny, I write fun, romantic, cozy-ish fantasy that flirts with the dark. My historical fantasy debut, THE GEOMAGICIAN, reimagines the life of fossil hunter Mary Anning as a witch who hatches a baby pterodactyl. Coming 2026 from Del Rey!

Remember to check your children's halloween sweets carefully. I found upcoming horror novel The Cut by @cj-dotson.bsky.social in this one. (If you don't find any trick or treating, you should add it on goodreads - www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...)

Passed a stalled car yesterday on the freeway. 3 yo: why are they stopped there? me: oh, looks like their car isn’t working. I bet a tow truck will come to get them. 3 yo, in HORROR: what’s wrong with their TOES???

Ok multiple people at World Fantasy told me this was THE place to be so here I am!! Looking forward to having another social media platform to accidentally neglect!!