He is the devil.

Nope. God doesn’t want him.

(@maximefidelium.bsky.social)

He also got @aptformosity.bsky.social something. Just a little gift for Christmas.

Happy Christmas to his beloved @opacussanguis.bsky.social. He hopes she likes her gifts.

❝You realise that I am on my way downstairs to interrogate your wife, Cattermole?❞ Corban Yaxley. Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Pure blood wizard. Undercover death eater. Father of three. Mature themes and trigger warnings. Ships with chemistry.

He needs to stop drinking. But that’s a struggle for another day. Right now he just wants to spend time with her.

Rodolphus laughed, hands in his pockets. He laughed, loudly. “You’re funny,” shouted Rodolphus back. “Go fucking get her. I know she’s in there! I’m freezing out here!”

Fair point.

Good.

Believe him or don’t believe him. He doesn’t care. He is telling her the truth.

No. He was not.

He is here now.

Aware he was being watched, he glanced up at the window. Cute, he thought. The kid is watching him. He smirked and waved.

He had to clear his head.

He asked.

Nothing. Just keep him company. The hangover will pass.

No.

He is married. So is she.

Yeah, he knows. He’s just in a bad mood.

He’s perfectly satisfied at home. He is content.

Jesus fucking christ. What is everyone’s sudden fascination with his sex life?

She’s giving him a headache. And he is out of alcohol.

Ha! Laughable. If only.

No? That’s the right answer, right?

She knows the answer to that.

No.

He’s been busy.

Aging like fine wine.

Of course she does.

Hm. Right. Sure. Ok.

And his only brother.

&&.𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐔𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐏𝐄. Wᴇʟʟ, Iᴛ Mᴀʏ Hᴀᴠᴇ Esᴄᴀᴘᴇᴅ Yᴏᴜʀ Nᴏᴛɪᴄᴇ, Bᴜᴛ Lɪғᴇ Isɴ'ᴛ Fᴀɪʀ.

… yes?

Look at her, getting soft in her old age.

You know, he still hates it when she speaks in riddles. He is too sober for this.

Plural?

And he drinks. Ground breaking.

Like a bad rash. He’s not going anywhere.

He’s not married to Andromeda.

Isn’t she sweet. He missed her too.

ㅤㅤ❝𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒖𝒓𝒔 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒔 𝒎𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒔.❞ ㅤㅤ ⸻ ❀ 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐀 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊.. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ↬ #𝗁𝗉𝗋𝗉 ; au mature themes ; 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ #𝓞𝑘𝑎𝑚𝑖.

❝He was a greater d a n g e r than all the rest of the Death Eaters combined.❞ Rodolphus Lestrange. Pure-blood wizard. Death Eater. Former prisoner of Azkaban. Mature themes and trigger warnings. Ships with chemistry. Reposts appreciated.

ㅤㅤ ㅤ❝𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝐄 𝐕 𝐄 𝐑 𝐘 𝐓 𝐇 𝐈 𝐍 𝐆 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝐂 𝐎 𝐍 𝐓 𝐑 𝐎 𝐋. ❞ ↬introducing 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐍 𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄; bastard daughter of rodolphus lestrange and andromeda black. sister. not what she seems. enigmatic.