A man stopped me in the grocery store today to ask me what my jacket said 🤭

Exhausted isn’t even the right word

Little island baked potato if ya know what I mean

I want to be at home doing my silly little paint by numbers watching my silly little shows

No but why are the wasps as big as I am this year

I’m not in the mood for everyone’s whiny petty bullshit at work today good god

A society that stops reading becomes easy to manipulate.

I need a golden retriever. NEED.

Hope y’all had your sunnies on today because I was walking around with my extremely pasty legs out

The bride I’m kicking off my season with next weekend is so sweet 🤗

I think tomorrow must have The Princes Diaries in it 👸🏼

A fun little craft night with a sweet friend 💓

Amanda Peet is gorgeous

Such a girly day planned today 🤗☀️💓

Me psyching myself up for cardio day

Hey, let's be kind to those kiddos out there working their summer jobs. Some of them are working for the first time in their lives. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

My heart is so broken for the families involved in this mornings tragedy 😞

Also this humid weather has my knees aching 👵

My legs are roasted 🏋️‍♀️

My monstera mint has been showing off over the last few days. 🤩

Sorry but if you heat up seafood in the work microwave you should have to spend the night in jail

Imagine being such a loser and yelling at a kid working at an ice cream shop over the size of your ice cream and then it ends up on the news. I hope you feel like shit. Because you are shit.

Omg a true island miracle! I was driving behind someone who was actually driving fast enough this morning! Imagine that!

Please never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.

A latte as big as me don’t mind if I do

Chopped 4 minutes off of my time from last years running szn. I’m proud of myself.

Do you remember your first Big Mac?

I hate cell phones. They slow everyone down so much.

Laughing with the girls in our group chat before 8am reminds me that I have the right friends

Me rn

After 7.5-8 ish hours of painting I need a hand massage

a cinny roll hates to see me coming

I'm looking forward to doing Not Much ™️ tomorrow

I love the lighting section at the hardware store alright, so what.

I accidentally just spilled some of my Colliding Tides into my plant. I'm not a regular plant mom, I'm a cool plant mom.

I can't find my slippers I am distraught

Saying "that was hot as the dickens" after sex

Painting my living room today. A shower is going to feel so good.

Morning sun, a book, coffee, and my pets 🥰

Cheers to the long weekend 🍻

Friday nights are for movies with my pals 🍿

I feel like this the last few days 😅

Morning view was purrfect today

I was getting snuggled so hard this morning 🥹

My neck is all janked up again 😭

Making myself look even less approachable than usual so none of these tourists ask me for shit.

Ok, going to give this Your Friends and Neighbours show a go while I edit

Gotta love when winter makes a return in May 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Just ran 6k and I’m a drippin’ 💦🥵💦🥵

I’m at a coffee shop and there are two seniors here on a first date 🥹