one of the smaller but more absurd fronts in online censorship is how many places ban hypnosis content just in case magic is real and users become permanently bimboified

This feels appropriate for today, my last birthday still in my 40s. Pretty sure I haven't hit my peak quite yet. 🖤💋

Shareholders.

Don't be shy loves 🖤💋

Very Cat Moment 😺

Harlow on the bed 🤭

your_lady_rain (x)

we're liking each other's posts when we should be ruining each other sexually #nsfw #nsfwsky #sizekink #mutuals #mutualobsession #overstimulation #multipleorgasms

I have been called to fee the felines...

THIS. I need it to make me regret life if I have been chewing mint gum before hand.

CRIMES. 😤

Exactly. 😌

Mona's mother (Monika) has a squishy bottom, but a rough past...

Explain to child that humans evolved to be able to eat almost anything. She thinks and says: "We could probably eat people too." "Well, technically yes, but that would be immoral and also risks prion disease which is awful." "What about Germans." *laughter* "Yes dear, Germans are people too."

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