Despite being hotter today, it seems to be cooling down quicker this evening than yesterday. Quite a nice breeze outside at the moment.

Post work (WFH) sit in the garden. By golly it's hot (37°C). Luckily I have a portable fan.

Loving the dynamic between Nigel Havers and Julian Clary on Celebrity Gogglebox. The idea they are friends is fantastic, but also true. 😂

@nkdgardener.bsky.social is M OK? Can't DM you.

Why the lie DPD? There's no issue in my area, you've sent the package to Liverpool

Oi DPD, on what planet is Liverpool on the way from Hinckley to Reading?

Garden

Yet when 4 Jewish ambulances get firebombed in London, Keir Starmer declares it a terrorist incident and calls numerous COBRA meetings. There really IS two tier policing in the UK - just not in the direction that the fascists think.

Treasure Hunt series 8 continues to be frustrating. Annabel Croft asking about where a trugg is to a gardener, it's at you feet you idiot. 🤦

UK weather latest: Person actually sweats their tits off.

My Sunday archive TV night has reached series 7 of Treasure Hunt. Gosh Annabelle Croft is annoying.

Have the water companies announced hosepipe bans yet?

This morning as I left the house I was greeted by some delivery takeaway on the doorstep. Camera footage showed someone delivered it at 8:30pm and didn't even knock or ring the door bell. Needless to say I hadn't ordered it. What is it with delivery people and inability to use door bells?

Sunday is nostalgia night, tonight we mount the dolphins.

Fuck you Isreal #eurovision

I genuinely can't predict the winner of this year's #eurovision. It's the strongest final for many a year. I don't hate any of them, which is probably a first.

Because electro swing did well for the UK years ago 🤔 #eurovision

I wonder how #eurovision stop people voting for their own country via VPN 🤔

The Ukraine entry is wearing the opposite of fingerless gloves. #eurovision

I'm still in the pre exploding fart stage of Wonder Woman

Today I've started re-watching this. Happy days.

Presumably "external factors" being "can't be arsed to deliver"?

Still waiting for it to be delivered 🤔

That's work done for this week, going to sit in my garden for a while.

OK I have a question about the last Claudia Winkleman show. How was a passing remark about Mr. Bobby turned into an appearance of the same? 🤔 Too scripted?

DPD seem to think this photo proves they attempted delivery (no card left). No idea where that hole or cable are. Certainly no anywhere near my property.

This has to be the most bonkers spam email I've received in ages. 🤨

Hyacinth is leaving the area.

youtube.com/shorts/aInlA... Priceless from @mrjamesob.bsky.social . I can not unsee it now.

Star Trek Q in The Nutt House. Remember The Nutt House? No no one does 🤣

It seems tonight is a clear out night on Bluesky of people who want to mock others. No warning. You will be gone.

Musk's hair transplant seems to have gone AWOL

UAE59 didn't get the memo

To recover from the disappointment of the curling, I'm going to enjoy this.

This hotel room has 14 light switches, I'm not sure 2 weeks is long enough to remember what all of them do. 🤔

Wonder how many of the Russian visitors here didn't realise there is an alcohol (purchase there of) that started 6pm today and lasts to 6pm tomorrow. I'm sure they will survive 🤣 As for me I got some from the 7:11 yesterday and kept it in the hotel minibar fridge 😉

It's called pump and dump BBC News - Bitcoin falls to lowest level since Trump took office www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This'll be me for the next few hours.

Yes I'm flying backwards

Off on my hollibobs

Not entirely sure about having skylink on this flight 🤔

Tropical the day I leave the UK for holiday, the sun comes out.

Maybe they should stick to using toasters as a unit of measurement, it's less confusing 🤔

How did anyone notice?

That's work done for me until 5th Jan 🎉

A symbol of peace, or a metaphor for greedy hands destroying the planet? 🤔

And yet does nothing about the other 450+ mass shootings in the US so far this year. 🙄