Wasn’t quite sure what to expect when @bnanza.bsky.social bought tickets to go see Bruce McCulloch but it was a great night - funny, dark, touching at times, dark. #blessed

It's that time of the year when you remember "Ah crap! I have to do PEAK again..."

Opulent? I guess I'm gonna be bougie af.

My 11 year old son is losing his mind. He's so jazzed for Christmas. I have to remember there's likely not many more Christmases left with this much excitement.

I've had the horrible realization that I have opinions about fireplace videos. Give me full zoom in on the fire. I don't care about the room setting or the mantle. Just give me full fire!

Scrooge saw no value in heating his office. But when it came time for dinner? Let's just eat a whole pound of cheese! #priorities

@katebueckert.bsky.social : "Got that whiskey in my pocket and that sunshine in my teeth." Me: Dafuck?

So... Spaghetti with queso. Yay or nay?

Showed the kids photos of the cottage we're renting next week. "What!? There's books?? There's books!!!" We're raising amazing nerds. @katebueckert.bsky.social

Rollin' into 2+ weeks of vacay. Life's a pretty sweet fruit!

Erndog, you absolute king! 👑

Man, these @torontobluejays.bsky.social feel like a team of destiny right now. Everyone is stepping up. Fisher was just killer today.

When did our kid start a business and not tell us? And what's he doing with all the money he must be raking in??? @katebueckert.bsky.social

Beers and The Kramdens at the Wooly. Life's a pretty sweet fruit.

Bassitt is gonna do deep. And Jays bats are crushing!

Man, it's gorgeous out. As I'm walking, I swear I can hear the wind whispering "You should be on a patio with a cold beer."

Life is fucking great.

German sunshine and patios and beers and sausages and sauerkraut. This is a pretty good Friday afternoon.

But what if I had already decided to give up tariffs for Lent?

Oldest selfie on my phone: July 2012. I was in Moscow on a work trip. I found this hat in a market. Some vodka *may* have been consumed prior to snapping the pic.

"Is the woman in Darude - Sandstorm video Jon Favreau's wife?" She's referring to Leslie Mann...

Me: I have too many hobbies and don't have enough time for all of them, maybe any of them. Also me: You know, I should really take up cheese making. Build a cheese cave in the basement. Think of all the money I'd save!

Pick a TV show, keep one actor, the rest are Muppets: Breaking Bad Bryan Cranston stays.