Pet fit check 🐾 Holiday fits, everyday chaos, or “I woke up like this.” Drop pics 👇

Post the pic where your pet looks like they’re about to ruin someone’s holiday plans — and absolutely not apologize for it.

Your pet has 10 seconds to make a PowerPoint titled “Why I Deserve More Treats.” What’s slide 1?

Tell me something your pet does that would absolutely get you cancelled if YOU did it. (There are no wrong answers. Only chaotic ones.)

Confess your pet’s most recent crime. I’ll go first: “Intent to chew with malicious intent.”

Give me your pet’s full “weekend energy” using only emojis. No explanations. Let chaos speak for itself.

It’s Fit Check Friday again. Drop the pic where your pet looks like they have VERY strong opinions about the neighbor’s dog.

Describe your pet using one of these holiday archetypes: ✨ The Gift Gremlin 🎁 The Box Destroyer 🫠 The Ornament Thief 😇 The Pretends-to-Be-Innocent Angel Go.

Holiday season roll call: 🎄 Team “my pet ignores the tree” 🐾 Team “the tree is a full-contact sport” Identify your team and show your evidence.

Tilly is 8 today 🎉 Please wish this majestic poodle queen a happy birthday AND settle something for us: Which birthday fit goes harder — Pink Princess or Purple Sparkle?

What’s the most unhinged rumor your pet would start about you if they could talk? Bonus points if it’s true.

What’s the most dramatic thing your pet has ever done over absolutely nothing? I’m talking Oscar-worthy performance because you… moved a pillow.

Sunday roll call: Who woke you up the earliest and for what reason? “Just because” counts as a reason.

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Describe your pet’s entire weekend personality as a red flag on a dating app. I’ll go first: “Will steal your snacks and ghost you for three hours.”

It’s Fit Check Friday. Drop the pic where your pet looks like they’re about to walk into a meeting that easily could’ve been an email.

Today’s the day our pets stare directly into our souls while we pretend the turkey “isn’t for them.” Which one do you live with: 🅐 The Beggar 🅑 The Table Surfer 🅒 The Silent Judge Bonus points if yours is chaos level D: “already stole something.”

One of these dogs is a narc. One is chaotic good. One would absolutely steal your sandwich. Identify them in order.

Look at this face and tell me what crime he definitely committed right before this photo was taken. I’ll start: tax fraud.

Okay be honest: Which one of these three is the problem coworker in your imaginary office and why? I already know my answer but I wanna hear yours.

Pet parent confession time: what’s the most expensive thing your pet has ever destroyed? 😅 #DogsOfBluesky

The weekend forecast: 100% chance of cute 🐶💖 Share a photo of your pet living their best life. #PetsOfBluesky #WeekendPets

Coffee, jingles, and dogs in holiday outfits — our kind of Friday 🎅🐾 What’s your vibe heading into the weekend? #DogsOfBluesky

‘Tis the season for sparkles ✨ Check out our Tipsy Santa Bowtie for Dogs — because subtle is overrated. www.bougiedogwear.com/product/tips... #DogsOfBluesky #PetFashion

Some pets bring joy. Others bring… chaos and stolen socks 🧦 Which kind do you have? #DogsOfBluesky

Your dog’s Thanksgiving plate: what’s the one “human” food they always sneak? 🦃😂 #DogsOfBluesky #PetsOfBluesky

Meet the Reindeer Garden Over-the-Collar Bandana — classy, festive, and perfect for Christmas photos 🎄 www.bougiedogwear.com/product/rein... #DogsOfBluesky #PetFashion

From market tents to online orders — every Bougie piece starts with a sketch and a dog side-eyeing our fabric picks 🧵🐾 Who’s your at-home “creative director”? #DogsOfBluesky

Fresh air, cute fits, good dogs 🐶 Where’s your pup exploring this weekend? #DogsOfBluesky #WeekendPets

What’s your pet’s unspoken rule at home? (“Mom’s lap = mine” absolutely counts.) 😂 #PetsOfBluesky

Fabric scraps, dog hair, and one too many coffee refills ☕ Who else’s workspace looks like a craft tornado hit? #DogsOfBluesky #PetParents

Protect the fam, but make it fashion 😎 Shop the I Protect the Family Over-the-Collar Bandana → www.bougiedogwear.com/product/i-pr... #DogsOfBluesky #PetFashion

November’s giving cozy chaos 🍁🐾 What’s your pet’s current vibe — festive or feral? #DogsOfBluesky #PetsOfBluesky

Pet parent confessions: what’s the weirdest thing your pet has ever stolen from you? 😂 #PetsOfBluesky

Outfit check ✅ Adventure pending 🐾 Where’s your pup headed this weekend? #DogsOfBluesky #WeekendPets

Collars, bandanas, or bowties? Mixing it up keeps pets photo-ready 📸 What’s your favorite go-to accessory? #DogsOfBluesky #PetParents

Stacks of fabric, coffee on repeat, and three dogs snoring in the corner 🧵☕ How’s your Thursday looking? #DogsOfBluesky

Your pet gets one superpower for a day… what’s it going to be? 🦸‍♀️🐾 #DogsOfBluesky

Bougie cats exist too 😼 Time to shine, feline fans — share your star models below #CatsOfBluesky #PetsOfBluesky

The holidays are coming 🎄🐾 Which accessory would your pup wear for family photos? #DogsOfBluesky #PetFashion

She’s in her Protector Era — guarding the fam, serving looks, and shaking off any bad vibes. 💜🐾 I Protect The Family Bandana - www.bougiedogwear.com/product/i-pr... #BougieDogwear #DogThreads #ProtectorEra #DogMom

Every Bougie accessory has a story — from market stalls to your pup’s closet. What’s the last special item you bought just for your pet? #DogsOfBluesky

Saturday roll call 🐾 Drop a pic of your pet living their best weekend life #PetsOfBluesky #WeekendPets

Would you rather gift your pup: 1️⃣ Holiday bowtie 2️⃣ Winter plaid bandana Cast your vote ⬇️ #DogsOfBluesky #PetFashion

Sewing table takeover: one bandana in progress, two poodles supervising 👀 Who else’s pets “help” with projects? #DogsOfBluesky #PetParents

Some days are for sparkle, others for mud puddles ✨💀 Which mood is your pet today? #DogsOfBluesky

If your pet had a job, what would it be? 🐕🐈 Let’s hear your funniest answers #PetsOfBluesky

Cozy season = cozy style 🍁🐾 Which fall accessory is your pup’s go-to? #DogsOfBluesky #PetFashion

Two words: instant glow-up ✨ Which would you pick → Bowtie or Bandana? www.bougiedogwear.com/shop/ #DogsOfBluesky #PetFashion

Pet parent confession time 🐾 What’s the most ridiculous nickname you call your pet? #DogsOfBluesky