If Farage wants to make the by-election about Brexit, Labour should say bring it on. They won’t, being ridiculous cowards.

Holy Moly. To be so openly corrupt is itself a statement.

Live feed from the Unite the Kingdom march

When I was a child, I spoke and thought and reasoned as a child. But when I grew up, I put away childish things. And then I became President and spoke and thought and reasoned as a child again and everyone had to do what I said.

Keir Starmer draws a chalk pentacle around himself in a darkened Downing Street room. A smell of sulphur and a blinding flash of light as his special adviser materialises…

My advice is don't spend a single penny in a country that is not part of the International Criminal Court. That still leaves you with 125 nations to trade with and to visit en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...

Well with 700 Airbus aircraft in the last five years and zero from Boeing it may take some crying and clutching of pearls Donald.

Well so much for agreeing with Trump that Putin should have his Parade undisturbed. No doubt where Trump's loyalties lie and they are not with his allies.

"Sorry, Donald. I am going to Spain and Ireland" #iwish

GB News should lose its licence, says ex-Sky News editor Adam Boulton

Listening to the nightingale. You?

In one of the most delicious ironies of recent years, the government has "taken back control of our borders" and banned 7 far right extremists from entering Britain on Saturday, and they are all losing their tiny minds....

it’s a bold strategy to say “i should stay as leader because we’re doing terribly, everyone hates us, and it’s all my fault”

Leader of superpower condescends to weakened President of ailing Western country, now bereft of international influence or respect, by pretending to enter into trade negotiations, but in reality is dictating terms.

Don’t tell me that it was Morgan McSweeny who was providing whatever backbone and character that Starmer was showing?

And the small family businesses making wife beater T-shirts

Public freedom of information is not a thing in the Oval Office :)

Good point

We also visited Alnwick Garden this week! Daughter was dying to visit this and has been regaling me with all the horrible effects of ingesting or even *touching* these plants. ☠️

I don't think Keir Starmer is likely to take any advice from me but coming down hard on Israel and aligning himself much more closely with the EU would be a heck of a start. So long as he appears scared of Trump, suspicious of the EU and cosying up to Netanyahu he won't do well.

The US and Israel against the world? Isn't that a time for the American electorate to reflect?

I'm not absolutely convinced that Starmer's campaign against anti-semitism is doing the Jewish community any favours at all so long as he comes across as essentially speaking for Netanyahu. It is effectively pushing those poor people in front of him.

If you are of a certain vintage you may know that Andy Capp did the rounds in working class papers in Denmark back in the day, maybe he still does.

There was a deal. Trump cancelled it because it was proof of Obamas statesmanship.

Dear Donald, your staff doesn't like you, your allies don't like you, your voters don't like you and your wife really really doesn't like you. Not sure it is worth it all only to become the weird old fool everyone laughs at.

Trump's attacks on Europe's leaders worsen transatlantic frost reut.rs/4t8RmzW

Happy 1st of May. Incidentally only two stalwart stock exchanges in Europe are open today - Copenhagen and London. Thank you. Coffee?

Very good Private Eye cover this week.

There was a deal. Trump cancelled it because it was proof of Obamas statesmanship.

🎯🎯

Having a photo of one idiot is quite enough for a passport. Really important to add another one?

'You'd be speaking French': King Charles pokes fun at Trump during state dinner

Ever left a job/relationship/situation? Chances are one of these core emotional concerns were not being met - Samantha Louden at #RCEMAC26

Well, King Charles does have a platform, you have to admit that.

Supremacist mass murderer Ander Breivik applies for parole again, I suppose he hopes to become a peace negotiator for the Trump administration.

Uptrip App, Lufthansa App, Miles and More App, Cockpit etc. Can @lufthansagroup.bsky.social please stop this nonsense of dysfunctional apps and give us ONE that actually works. What is this madness?

Jesus H. Combover

It's good to see a few people with influence and integrity in there standing up to greedy trigger-happy people like Trump. And well done Hungary on choosing Europe and Ukraine rather than Putin and his pals.

Hm, Ryanair has heard of fuel tankering I'm sure so no need to assume that you only refuel at UK airports. Or that a UK shortfall of jetfuel won't impact on availability on the European continent.

Nice

Very well put

Your Monday is here. May it give you much pleasure. Be kind.

Rest assured that one country alone will suffer massively if US foreign trade stops and that country is the United States.

I could have bought wine and season tickets. I saved up for solar instead. My personal choice. Not a bad one in my opinion.

I have solar panels, EV and heat pump. The $$ savings are real and they helped convince my wife. However the real reason I took these steps is because I have grandchildren and I want to do what I can to help with the climate change disaster.

I'm happy that I went ahead and bought an electric car a few years ago and added solar panels to the house last year - a good combination that definitely helps cap transport costs.

In Denmark, this week has only three working days due to upcoming Easter but they will be very busy. Send coffee!

Lush and green, Merton College a couple of days ago #oxford

Gentlemen, don’t forget to book your prostate exam.