you are my best friend now.

Cool. Wanna go blow up a 7/11

oh look A cat.

@draconiclightning.bsky.social Stop hitting deer Or the deer will hit you

"My return is irrelevant, but what is is the fact that your chicken is getting cold." The chicken is 'telepathically' floating beside the horse.

"I brought you a rotisserie chicken from costco."

"Hello Charlie."

Hello Bluesky. you are probably wondering who I am. I am Morris Morris the Horse. Please understand that your time is futile, and the pawns are already lined up. I am the forgotten and unspoken 8th sin of hell Good day.

"Your Choice, I am patient."

"Your carrot does not appease me, I am the bringer of destruction and death trapped inside of a four legged mammal. My name strikes fear into the heart of gods." "I am Morris the Horse." Please read this in a Morgan Freeman voice, thank you.

@lightningsfury.bsky.social I know where you live