maternal towards the pickles that have ridges on them

Mike and Melissa on the living room tv ohhhhh yeahhhh

Im a faggot

Discussion about it being forced onto my (uncurated mains) twitter feed. Just the most evil human beings you’ll ever have the misfortune of coming across

Yo what is this bitch tripping about

Always

Evil evil kiwifarms is evil

Need a meat cleaver through my fucking head

My mum fucking screams everytime she has to sneeze i cant help but react by hurting myself

Cant fucking live like this

Tom Baker and Lalla Ward in a promotional image for "Doctor Who: Destiny of the Daleks" (1979). #DoctorWho

happy ❤️ day my friends

husband

Sorry for everything

Anyone want to do anything with this (lack of a ) design i give to u for free

Dont deserve to talk to anyone until i can fix this brain of mine

That baby macaque with an orangutan plush for a maternal figure breaks my heart

H

I will never have this

Feeling utterly worthless on a Sunday morning

Babby

Hi 🤗

Hair falling out?

I wish i were in the timeline where john and paul had sex and there was a publicly released recording of it

🐙⑉❤︎

Dont care

Need a vampire squid themed umbrella

Imagine hearing about a deep sea cephalopod called a vampire squid (Vampyroteuthis infernalis) and thinking you're going to see some scary eldritch horror and it turns out they just look like this: 🧛🐙📷MBARI

Valentines day tomorrow FYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

@millmacennium.bsky.social im such a sleephead

Baby octopus ❤️

Small baby octopus found on our morning beach walk. It was still alive so we gently placed it back in the golf. Hope it makes it. 💕 🐙

I need someone outside of my immediate family to hug me really tight

STILL I SEND ALL THE TIME MY REQUEST FOR RELIEF DOWN A DEAD POWER LINE THOUGH I’M BEYOND BELIEF IN THE HELP I REQUIRE JUST TO EXIST AT ALL TOOK A LONG TIME TO STAND TOOK AN HOUR TO FALL

@oxidizedcopper.bsky.social 🎄

huah

Weird quirk where i develop mini crushes on people that hate me