CVS clearly gets the joke and is leaning in.

Some real scumbags get a pass in the first round thanks to matching against even scummier scumbags.

In the immortal words of Nietzche: What does not kill me, creates trauma that demands decades of therapy to unwind.

I went to see Superman III in 1983 when I was 6. After the viewing I tried to “fly” from the top of a 10-step staircase. I was fine but I gave some poor woman a heart attack when I landed.

The entire news section of this week’s Sunday NY times is dedicated to whitewashing this administration’s amoral, unethical, and undemocratic behavior. It’s a masterclass in oligarch led propaganda.

There is no more pernicious, mendacious, or dangerous falsehood perpetuated online than a how to hack video about getting pomegranate seeds out of the husk. None of them work. They are lies foisted on us by Big Pom trying to subjugate us to a night of toil & suffering. 😠

DuckDuckGo is pretty great. I recently made it my default search on iPhone and have been quite impressed. One less google tentacle in my life! Settings > Apps > Safari > Default Search Engine

Yasssssssss! Let’s go!!!!!

All the white folks in these street interviews be like, "Mamdani's policies sound great but I'm actually a closet racist, so... I voted for the corrupt groper who killed your grandma." LOL at this bullshit coverage. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...

Top secret hack to get the best possible deal on Amazon: Stop buying shit.

Civil disobedience still carries a large amount of violence. Know that going in. Be it the Indian salt march, Selma to Montgomery, or the Delano Grapes boycott, people fighting for the light had to endure abuse and suffering to succeed. But it’s worth it.

I don’t understand comicon. People spend thousands of dollars and months of time building elaborate costumes… AND THERE ISN’T EVEN ANY CANDY?!

Our daily bread

Me: have you heard of Las Vegas? 8yo: if there’s a lost vegas, then is there a Found Vegas? Me:… 8yo: 🤷 Me: 🥹

Swimming uphill into the wind.

Oh you’re following the locavore gluten free paleo keto diet? Cool cool cool. I have two ND kids so I’m on the beige food and leftover berries diet.

Me: how can I use my phone less? Apple: we shrunk it and put it in your wrist? Me: no I mean, less screen time overall Meta: we put it on your face! Me: that’s not what I meant Alexa: sorry, I can’t play “what a mint” due to content restrictions 🤦🏻‍♂️

Hey Google, is today a good day to overthrow tyrants? "I always hope for the best! Let's start by checking the weather."

I was staring up at the twin towers, laying on my back in the plaza below them, at 2am on 9/11. There was a local election scheduled for that day, and I was flyering Tribeca and FiDi for a candidate, the night before. It was disorienting to stare up at those monoliths against the inky sky.

IBM helped Nazis run their concentration camps. The five-digit Hollerith number was part of a custom punch card system devised by IBM to track prisoners in Nazi concentration camps. So… All you folx at Palantir, Google and OpenAI need to think critically about the legacy of your work.

Should I put up my Christmas tree tomorrow? Reply 🎄yes! 🎅heck yes!

I have served on a grand jury. I can 100% promise you the jurors understood the assignment here. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...?

I want to weigh in and give my professional opinion on the Cracker Barrel redesign: Release the Epstein files.

I vibe coded an app for my 10y daughter to rank her favorite musicians. These AI tools are kinda neat. sprout-poppy-17529920.figma.site

If Eric Adams was running against a dead skunk, I’d vote for the skunk. #nycmayor

I’m taking my 10y daughter to the sing along with KPop Demon hunters in the theater, but I haven’t seen it yet. What should I know beforehand? Wrong answers only. #kpopdemonhunters #parenting

Now would be a good time for Canada to invade Alaska.

I cancelled Spotify because I was accidentally paying for two music services, so I chose the one that isn’t run by an absolute ghoul who steals from artists to buy weapons.

Don't let your robo-vacuum run over dog poop. Or any poop, it doesn't have to be from a dog. All poop is bad for robots, and vacuums, and basically in general.

Wife to kids: “the problem isn’t that your dad had a cookie. It’s that he had another, and another, and another.” Me: that’s only four. Four is reasonable.

Today I learned that there’s a person whose job is painting over all the penis graffiti on the Tour De France route. www.instagram.com/reel/DMWA6g4...

Ruffles & Nutella

"May you live in interesting times." Sure, but maybe not THIS interesting?

Millions of people pay hard earned money to watch movies about greedy, racist, lying, ignorant villains trying to enrich themselves through brutal unfair bigoted punishment of regular people, who always get their comeuppance from the hard luck salt of the earth anti-hero. In real life? The opposite.

The perfect app doesn’t exi…

I don’t have ADHD but I do have chronic sleep deprivation, which is basically the same thing

It’s so hot today I had to put my head in the oven to cool off.

Such a sweet smile.

Every bike has three prices: The MSRP you tell insurance. The price you actually paid. The price you tell your partner.

I’m starting my annual walk across Connecticut today! Beginning in the very northwest corner of the state - Salisbury. I will talk to hundreds of people over the next few days about what they want (and don’t want!) from their elected leaders. My favorite week of the year!

New Yorkers will see five people standing in front of an elevator with the up button illuminated and still weave through them to press the button again.

Wife: “I’m not addicted but I need it.” Me: “…” Wife: “ok, yeah. I heard it.”

Road cycling is fun. Gravel cycling is fun. Cycling is about the scenery not the surface.

Some people read a menu, find something they like, and order that. Other people read the whole menu three times, can’t decide, debate two things, ask the other person what they’re getting, then panic and order a random item only to complain about it. Those people marry each other.

Went to a cocktail bar. Person next to me ordered a “rum old fashioned”. I ordered the same. Pretty soon three us and the bartender formed an impromptu book club discussing the later works of Ernesto Mallo. Tell me a better city than NY. I’ll wait.

Spuyten Duyvil sounds like a Star Wars character name. May the fourth be with you.

Strava be like “great job!! You crushed a new personal best in power on a tough effort. You are now 973rd/1050 on this segment.”

Healthy masculinity is admitting that I’m a bigger fan of Chappell Roan than my ‘tween daughter.

If the barista asks you, “what size cappuccino?” Just get a drip coffee.