I like how Ticketmaster immediately shows me the cheap seats whenever I start a search. How do they know to mark me as pre-broke? Do I have the poverty algorithm? Are my web cookies actually crumbs?

I survived the AWS apocalypse

What business are you standing on in these?

Bring back the personal website. It doesn't have to be a unique design. Just make one. Brand it later

My father dropped a bunch of family history on me that blew my mind. It's just so filling to hear how your story weaves into the fabric of this country.

Believe in your dopeness

Anyone have any tips on writing a love letter? Ladies, have you ever received one? How'd it make you feel?

I'm learning how to write a love letter. I have a memory of my grandmother reading a handwritten love letter. Just her face, her expressions. She was around 60yrs old at the time. She passed a few days ago. I started thinking to myself if I could, and if so, how?

This was an A-list pick. Hoping for the best

Can we admit hard cookies have been taking Ls from soft cookies for decades now? When was the last time you had a cookie that was hard on purpose? Exactly.

Honestly, today feels bad. I'm just too soft and not built for online commentary anymore. Maybe I'm too old now and outgrown it? On that other site years ago I'd be talking.

I just had to log in because something tells me today gone be one of them days on BlackSky

Gonna be back home for a few days next week! What's going on around town @hilarybaumann.com @mothertongue.bsky.social?

... I'll host for $5.2K 🤷🏿‍♂️

Telling y'all he would make a dope Norman Osborne!

My older brother told me one of my defining characteristics is a big ego. What does a big ego look like?

My neighbors white neighbors are throwing a house party where their band is performing. They're doing"Can We Talk" by Tevin Cambell. I really want to record it to get y'all's opinion.

It's just wild that big business is training AI on the already derivative works big business tried so aggressively to shut down

Remember when we were fighting for "remix culture"? The right to create spinoffs and derivatives works on the Internet...mixtapes, fanfiction? They created the DCMA to stop it for goodness sakes. Now it's like everybody switched sides and the suits are fighting for the right to remix and pirate...

It's not about me, but I hate that I come back to this app only to hear bad news. RIP Malcolm

Late Registration came up in my playlist and by track 9 I had to stop because the heartache set in. 💔 I miss this Kanye so much bruh.

There are three AI generated songs in my playlist that I love. Guys, we might be cooked.

Why am I just finding out that Starcadian passed away 😟? I feel like we were only 1-2 years away from getting his music in a Disney movie. Please go listen to his music, spread it, keep his memory alive. 🙏🏿

My father integrated his high school in Mississippi. He bought his first pair of basketball sneakers (Chuck Taylors) using extra money earned picking cotton after school. He tells me these things as if they're just common.

Someone asked the bald bredren counsel whether we use shampoo or body wash on our heads. The unmotivated gall...

If this season has told me anything, it told me I'm glad I didn't play The Last of Us 2 because I couldn't.... #HBO #TLOU

Has anyone checked in on Chris? Ruth's Chris? Kinda sounds like a toxic relationship. How long has Ruth owned Chris? Is anyone fighting for Chis' freedom? If they split, who gets custody of the sweet potato casserole?

Hey fellow ADHDers, consider that monks train for years in order to obtain the same empty mind that comes to you naturally

Trip of a lifetime, bag fees waived, but you gotta take the bottom middle seat. Are you going? youtube.com/shorts/yNsKI...

All the adults in the cartoons you liked growing up are your current age! BOO!

Friends, black men, mental health is so important. Please don't ignore it. Learn how to care for your internal landscape

First race back after surgery! It's been a long road but I made it! Let's go 💪🏿

Black Mirror: Eulogy What a beautiful episode. This would be an amazing 2-person off Broadway play. #netflix

I don't know who needs to hear this but Kim Coles and Erika Alexander have started a Living Single podcast. You want this

Missing Mexico City

Has anyone else's Instagram been taken over by influencer marketing?

Blue checks are back baby! Who's excited? You? ...no one?

...so y'all smoked out after Easter dinner is craaaazy.

The fact that 420 fell on Easter Sunday feels significant...

I got the chance to sit with a group of Nigerian folks and learned so much about names and the power they possess. What's your relationship with your name?

I love how much #BlackMirror hates Netflix.

I am ashamed of my inability to remember names. It's one of two curses from ADHD I still struggle with.

Sometimes I don't understand why what's being said is being said, I just understand that it's being said on an animal level. Tell me if that makes any sense.

It's been a long, challenging, and exhausting week. I could really use a hug

Still waiting on the old head gene to kick in and make me handy around the house or something. Otherwise I'm just bald for no reason and that can't be god's plan.

🤓The little silver lining though is that you can catch some good deals on some decently performing names on the market

This feels like a classic. Like something for kids and adults. Man I hope they keep this up #winorlose

Is Tron back?! I love Tron! #TronAres

How I want to start my Monday