Well I was hoping for a win on my birthday and it was looking good for a while. Ey way. Off for a swim… #nufc

👀 #ashes #theashes

Great first hour. Did not disappoint. Well, maybe if you’re English… #theashes

Apols to all my #nufc mates on here. For the next 6 weeks we are sworn enemies, apart from Toon match days of course. #theashes are upon us! 🏏 Go Aussie!

Help us create a sea of black and white when we play Athletic Club on Wednesday 5th November by bringing a scarf with you to the match. Please share this post so we reach as many people as possible! (There will still be flags at this fixture)

Fulham @ St James’. Yeeeeeeeow! #nufc

Still no toon polls on here? Go and vote for big Nick Woltemade. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... #nufc

Bit shit here… #nufc #thailand #kohphiphi

Ekitike demonstrating absolute moronic qualities there! #nufc

Great to be back Newcastle. You never, ever disappoint! 🖤🤍🖤🤍 #nufc #howaythetoon

Ibiza 7 - 0 Scott But roll on the game! Straight into Leeds Bradford! Sat in amongst the Whites undercover hoping we stuff them! #nufc

Going to be in Ibiza on Monday night when the #nufc v Scouse game is on. Any tips on where to watch it with fellow Geordies (or adopted ones like me?!?)

Beyond disappointed @newcastleunited.com. We’re coming halfway around the world from Sydney to visit the UK. The only game we can see is @wolvesfc.bsky.social game. 4 x memberships, zero tickets. 2 disappointed kids and 2 bereft parents. #nufc

Anyone heard whether they’ve had a successful ballot yet? #nufc

Hoping for some love #nufc family. I’ve just bought 2 x Mags and 2 x Junior Mags memberships. We’re coming over from Sydney and are hoping to get to the #wwfc game on 13/9 at St James’. Hopefully we jag 4 tix in the ballot but if not any help would be greatly appreciated. Do your thing internet! 🤞🏼

It is a thing of beauty but 215 quid is an absolute fuck ton of money! #nufc #gamesgone

#nufc family, me and the family are in the UK in September and hoping to see either the Wolves or Gooners (or both?!?) games. How the hell am I going to sort 4 tickets out?!? Any ideas?

All rugby kits should be #canturbury kits. That is all. #lions #wallabies

Top lad. Did a hell of a job for us in trying times. This was taken in Leeds the day after we stuffed Norwich 0-3 in April 2022. He couldn’t have been more accomodating especially since he was with his family (Matty there too) about to go watch his Dad play/coach his ice hockey team v Leeds. #nufc

Well that’s scuppered it… #nufc

I love where I live!

How much are #lfc allowed to spend under #psr? TAA left on a “free” so no serious money coming in. I get amortisation but still… #nufc

I’m hoping that the banks don’t pass on any #interestratecut. They need the profits… #australianreservebank

🚨 Controversial opinion alert 🚨 #andor is the best #starwars. I loved Rogue One. Tony Gilroy has really outdone himself!

Next stop… #coachella baby!

#adidas, please rerelease the @newcastleunited.com #originals gear from earlier this season. Pretty please…

Did that just happen? Howay the fucking lads! #nufc

6 months max before there's an 8 episode Netflix series... www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...

#greenday were amazing last night in Sydney! I closed my eyes and it could have been 1995 again. When I reopened them I realised my ears were ringing and my legs were sore from dancing, sadly no longer 15…

Not a bad way to spend a lunch break…

What was the last song that you heard that you thought “This is a fucking banger”?!? #music #bangers

@tooves.bsky.social yay you’re here!

Top of the world with sweaty tits… #nswsouthcoast #pigeonhouse #didthul

After a day of swimming and frolicking in the water down at Burrill Beach this Golden is farked!

Public Service Announcement.

This from before our mega run! 👇🏼

Job only half done. Great to head home with a 2 goal advantage though. Bring on the second leg! #nufc

Stop talking shite and get on with the draw… #nufc

Not bad where I live…

Lucy being very helpful… #goldenretriever #dogsofbluesky

And just like that Poppy G is 12! #birthdaygirl

The “Ravi” Ashwin crew are at it again… #AUSvIND

What a cathartic moment. I just removed my NHS Covid Passes from my Apple Wallet.

Best game we’ve played all season imo. Tonali immense. Feel like we should have taken all three. #nufc #NEWLIV

Soooooooooo fucking humid!