Getting a little bit excited for Portsmouth this afternoon. Who else is heading to #ArchersLiveAt75 #TheArchers ?

If Amber's nausea is like mine was during pregnancy, she couldn't tolerate George eating cheese and onion crisps near her! #TheArchers

I don't think it's just your brain that went to mush, Helen, judging by how breathy you sound. #TheArchers

With the #TheArchers 75th anniversary, someone in North London seems to have decided they don't need a 25-year-old book. Their donation to a charity shop, my gain!

George being magnanimous to Josh for letting the cows escape is setting my teeth on edge #TheArchers

Struggling with why Akram is (a) working in the dairy, and (b) being such an idiot as to rearrange Susan's pots. #TheArchers

We’ll blow me down. I finally feel more sorry for George than angry with him. What a family. I’ve always disliked Eddie and now he has put the final boot in. #TheArchers

#TheArchers spoiler alert Why are William and David Troughton - Tom and Tony Archer - given a full page article in the Christmas Radio Times? Fuel to those who think Pat may be unwell by the new year?

I am Mum and my partner is Mummy (yes still, 20 years on), but we were both present at the conception and birth, unlike Stella #TheArchers

Am I the only one dreading George getting a homemade prison tattoo of “Amber”, maybe with a heart? #TheArchers

I suppose one thing this daft panto week has over the daft Christmas carol week and the daft scam week is that at least the pantomime is a regular feature of the Ambridge year. #TheArchers. @dumteedum

How about offering Tracy some sous-chef shifts under Fallon, e.g. on Burns night? Or is that way too sensible for the Beavis and Butthead of the Bull? #TheArchers

A little light gloating today that one of my plot predictions for 2025 on @DumTeeDum.bsky.social has come true already: Leonard as a permanent fixture at Brookfield, like Lewis at LoLo, possibly outlasting Jill 😔 #TheArchers

My Christmas Day is complete. Hoping everyone else in Ambridge is having a lovely day #TheArchers

I have long complained that all the old folk on #TheArchers age so gracefully with no infirmity or family meetings about their needs. But now Leonard is being such a pain the wotsits with his broken wrist, I am immensely grateful this'll be over in a few weeks.

Dinner last night with a #TheArchers-listening friend. We were discussing random Christmassy things when suddenly she said: "Beavers!". It truly is a new national pastime...

Genuinely embarrassed that this is the week I introduced my US sister-in-law to #TheArchers. Guess I'd better find out what she made of it. Sigh.

That’s right Emma, find someone else to blame for how George ended up inside. #TheArchers

I’m confused: why does Alice call Lillian, who she works with every day, Auntie Lillian, but Pat is just Pat? #TheArchers

Is it wrong to have sudden respect for George for recognising that Eddy is a stupid old fool? #TheArchers

Am I the only one to think George got the Bartleby money and went along with Tilly Button on her post A levels travels to Canada? #TheArchers

Thing is, I do have some sympathy with Paul: that awful moment when you realise you've been lied to, and your certainties in life are shaken - but I still have no sympathy with the way he's behaving. #TheArchers

So do we think Paul inherited his over-dramatic tendencies from his mother, Denise "I've ruined everything"? #TheArchers

Anyone else getting the total ick from Pip calling Stella a 'naughty girl'? #TheArchers

I know Kirsty is suggesting that the prayers are not such a terrible thing, but having been in a relationship with an inveterate liar, all the lies pile up and get to be too much even when they seem petty to others #TheArchers

So, now Fallon's heard about Etienne's proposed polyamory, is Harrison going to suggest he gets a concubine to have his children? #TheArchers

I'm 100% team Fallon on this. Sympathy for Harrison and all, but his excuse *is* pathetic #TheArchers

Well, that lasted about 5 minutes, didn't it. Shame. #TheArchers

I'm a bit sad about how long the Farrison storyline is being dragged out, not just for their relationship (fictional?!) but also for the animosity it's creating among fans on the socials #TheArchers

Has Harrison come out the other side of his mini-breakdown? It would be so nice if he and Fallon could have some grown-up conversations and then stick together! A view I expressed on this week's @dumteedum.bsky.social podcast #TheArchers

Kenton and Natasha confirming all the worst things I've ever imagined about incestuous villages where everyone knows everyone. #TheArchers

Alice cockblocking Chrihanna there? #TheArchers

A little bit irritated by this. What women of Stella's age and good sense starts a relationship with someone with a child without discussing what their relationship to the child will be, what the boundaries are, etc. Pip might be an idiot but Stella isn't #TheArchers

All dolled up in my glad rags ready to go to an 80th birthday lunch, but delighted that @BBCRadio4 hasn't yet deprived us of the pleasure of the live pre-lunchtime tweetalong #TheArchers @dumteedum.bsky.social

Ah Mother's Day. Breakfast has been served and now I get to listen to #TheArchers without interruption. Bliss.

Covid in Ambridge klaxon! First real-time case in four years? #TheArchers

Morning all #TheArchers twitterati. I missed last weekend, so look forward to an extra special supply of bons mots this morning for @dumteedum.bsky.social listeners to enjoy.

Struggling with the storylines in #TheArchers at present. All seem dull. Please send witty tweets and tag @dumteedum.bsky.social

#TheArchers isn't quite amusing enough to cheer me up after the disappointment of last night's #StrictlyFinal

As noted on this week's @dumteedum.bsky.social, I sympathise with this view from Ian, I remember it, but he should have had the realisation some time ago, given how old Xander is. He's nearly at the age my daughter was when she asked if we could explain for a bit so she didn't have to. #TheArchers

Should have psoted that from this account, sorry - live-tweeting from two accounts on each of X and bsky is obviously challenging my multitasking! #TheArchers

Oh Harry. I think I might have something in my eye. #TheArchers

Excited to be planning for recording of this week’s @dumteedum.bsky.social podcast with @wenlock.bsky.social. Please do call in to speakpipe.com/dumteedum to tell us what you think about this week's #TheArchers

Excited to be back in my own living room for this week's #TheArchers omnishambles @dumteedum.bsky.social

Last call for ... calls! @wenlock.bsky.social and I will be recording this week's @dumteedum.bsky.social podcast tomorrow morning, so do call in to speakpipe.com/dumteedum and tell us what you think of this week on #TheArchers!

Reminder, the Helen Archer fan club is always open, for those of you who resognise her wonderfulness this week. #TheArchers

For Titchener, Usha, I would favour Rowan Atkinson's insult: I wouldn't trust him to sit the right way on a toilet (even less trust than as far as I could throw him). #TheArchers

Confession: I completely misrememberd the context for Bubble and Bossanova this week on @dumteedum.bsky.social #TheArchers