Got some weird sinus upper respiratory virus going on and I'm fucking exhausted. Finally got up at 4:30 pm to make food after laying in bed all day cuz I'm achy and dizzy, and now I just want to sleep again.

Y'all. The way I yelled holy fuck when I tasted this Final ingredients: braised pork shoulder, red potatoes, mushrooms, bamboo shoots, onions, bell peppers, and snow peas, garnished with scallion, cilantro, mint, and basil with a hefty squeeze of fresh lime.

Curry time

Some Thai green curry in progress. I'm making a bone broth with lemongrass and galangal to then braise the pork shoulder. Then I'll saute the curry paste in coconut cream and add that to the pork later along with some of the vegetables so it keeps a brighter green colour.

Anyone want to buy me EU V? My autism is tingling with a powerful need to optimise systems.

In the mood for a little edging

Jalapeño cheddar mac & cheese with fried Korean bbq Spam cubes, topped with green onions and Louisiana hot sauce

Hot sauce day! Roasted Hungarian wax, Jalapeños & Aji amarillo chiles with roasted onion, roasted garlic, roasted ginger, mustard powder, curry powder, lime zest, orange zest, lime juice, orange juice & apple cider vinegar.

A Spanish warm cabbage salad with garlic, cumin & smoked paprika, OktoberFest bier bratwurst, a Polish bratwurst, and caramelized onions

Zurrukutuna - a Basque garlic soup thickened with toasted baguette and flaked cod, flavoured with tomato and smoked paprika

Some rice cooker rice and beans made with Thai red curry paste.

(Semi) softie for Sunday

Rural Wisconsin vista

this game really looks so amazing with shaders

Korean mixed vegetable salad with oi muchim dressing

A big old bowl of chili. 2 beans (black & small red) 2 meats (pork shoulder and ground beef) with minced fresh onion, jalapeño, cheese, hot sauce & sour cream & a side of rice.

Saturdays are for edging

Made some hot and sour soup.

It is fucked up how similar the words teach (lehren) and learn (lernen) are in German when you have dyslexia & you're taking German teaching course with every variation and compound of the words teach and learn occuring every other sentence. Like Lehrenden (teachers) and Lernenden (learners).

having fun building in minecraft

food stamps + benefits will end in 2 weeks for many, many ppl you didn't see anyone take food from the store and leave in fact, you've never seen anyone do such a thing it might even be you, never doing that or seeing that

So I've started a series of graduate courses in German teaching in order to get a relevant degree in the field and be able to teach. I was sort of dreading the fact that they were going to be fully in German because of my ever-present imposter syndrome.

Slurp it

Feeling incredibly horny today 😵‍💫. Just need some balls in my face and to make out with someone for a couple hours.

Just blew a fat 4-day load all over my hand

Happy Thanksgiving

The experience of being medicated for ADHD is simultaneously relieving and Incredibly fucking frustrating. Imagining how different my life could have been if I had known I had this and could have been medicated decades ago. I know I can't change the past but it's fucked that it took this long.

Now these are some full balls

I can tell the Ritalin is working bc after playing Minecraft until 4, I answered some emails and reviewed info for the course I'm starting Monday and even did the first assignment early. Normally I'd've struggled to even look at the email and turned in the assignment the second before it was due

Stayed up till 6:00 a.m. playing Minecraft with friends like its 2012 again.

“Locktober is a Christian Right psyop created to stop gay sex”, I lie as I reveal my thieves tools

My balls are full and aching to come and even my semi hard dick is leaky af

Freeballing it on the hammock

Pollo Guisado - Mexican chicken stew with rutabaga & parsnips

Need someone to pull on my balls and milk my veiny dick

Things that are *technically* heterosexual but have such aggressively queer energy that they couldn't possibly be:

My libido remains at consistently high lvls since starting ADHD meds, & I'm definitely into it being a new normal But fucking hell I'm just *constantly* so horny & craving the most debauched degenerate sex imaginable Again thwarted from being a massive slut by living in the middle of nowhere 😮‍💨

Borger time

Any volunteers to sit on this? Craving a hairy ass to hump.

Realising more and more what I really want is friends to hang out with naked, jack off and make out, while we watch Star Trek or randomb Youtube videos or play video games. I just want my face to smell like balls all the time, is that too much to ask? Speaking of balls, mine smell great right now:

Fuck. Why do I always have to develop feelings for my neurodivergent heterosexual best friend. *pain*

Love to have a literal 60 second telehealth appointment. (not sarcasm)

Pretty good mirror placement in this hotel room

I slammed my fingers in a car door

At an Orioles game

Hotel bate session about to activate!

Is there an egg in your hole, or are you just happy to see me?

My first major pepper picking of the season: a mix of Thai chillies, aji amarillo, hot Hungarian wax, shishito and a chubby variety of jalapeño

Well, it's definitely fat #fcf