Thank you all for hyping me up! Mental health stuff has made things like weddings hard for me lately, and my goals for this one were to 1. Stay the whole time, 2. Not cry (unless they were happy tears), and 3. Try to feel good about myself Pleased to report I did all 3! And you guys helped 💙

Hello bloomfs an LRG friend is getting married tonight and I rarely ever dress up anymore bc I am a work from home gremlin, so here I am in my lil wedding fit, feeling nice about myself ✨

Good news. I still have to fly 11-12 hours today and tomorrow for 7-8 hours of meetings…. but I got out of the “team bonding” workout class Thank sky daddy

OMG Bloomfs I’m rich! Ashley Hollis can never call me broke again! ✌️✨

HELP! I have a 1-night work offsite next week in Seattle. I live in Boston. That’s 11-12 hours of flight time for 7-8 hours of meetings. If that wasn’t bad enough, my boss just sent us a Slack saying that we’re doing a “team activity” Thursday morning, and it’s…. a Barry’s Bootcamp class?! EW!

Fuck!! No!!! Not Giles! Buffy… Ted Lasso… Repo… Rocky Horror… he gave us so much. This one hurts a lot. bbc.com/news/article...

How many of us came here to see the reaction from @ralyssa11.bsky.social after seeing the #BBCan news?

Sounds like something a space goo alien capable of subverting the minds and wills of those infected to establish an alien foothold for a wider invasion would say, tbh.

Couple hours ago, I thought a big tree fell down or a transformer exploded near my house somewhere bc it’s been wicked windy today…. turns out, it was actually A METEOR EXPLODING?!

Stache Riders still ride

Today is my birthday so I took a half day off work and went to the spa ✨

My garbage disposal broke, but I’m always too embarrassed to have anyone in my apartment because it’s so depression/adhd-messy - including my landlord. So instead of cleaning, I just…paid for and installed a new garbage disposal by myself?! Am I insane? Yes! But at least I unlocked a new skill!

#Survivor51 open era sounds….unfocused.

Hahaha they didn’t even try to make it suspenseful, it was always Cirie #Survivor50

If Aubry still lives in Cambridge she definitely doesn’t have anywhere to park that big ass car #Survivor50

Why are we wasting time comforting this big dumb guy? The fuck #Survivor50

Alright give Cirie some money #Survivor50

SURVIVOR WINNER AUBRY BRACCO!!!!!! #Survivor50

Am I hallucinating or did Jonathan just use following Rick Devens around during an idol search as an example of his strong social game? #Survivor50

Joe is a very nice man and he should never play Survivor again #Survivor50

I hate Jonathan but I love his brother’s Mario outfit #Survivor50

Time jump twist will go down in history #Survivor50

BRO WHAT #Survivor50

I still have a soft spot for Rizo. He loves the game so much. Especially over the other two. #Survivor50

I actually think Rizo would be fun to watch in a final tribal. But I think it would be more fun to watch the jury tear Jonathan and Joe to shreds. So I guess we can’t lose here….and neither can Aubryyyyy (finger guns) #Survivor50

Tiff better be getting paid for these elf ads #Survivor50

FOR WOMMMEEEEEEENNNNNNNN!!!! #Survivor50

Stephenie saying every message she gets is about how she’s an inspiration is hilarious considering this is what her comments look Iike #Survivor50

Jonathan waving to all of his fans (none) #Survivor50

“I guess I’m a Survivor giant too” YES THE FUCK YOU ARE TIFF #Survivor50

Jonathan calling Tiff “the sweetheart of the season” gives me ick… because what she actually is, is a fucking beast and an incredibly dominant physical player. But she’s also a woman, so he used woman language. So, as usual - shut up, Jonathan #Survivor50

Thank god for this puzzle because I think Jeff was about to literally drop to his knees and start kissing Jonathan’s feet holy shit dude #Survivor50

Ok cool but they’re also gonna give her $100,000 tonight, right? #Survivor50

Last fall, I played in a #Survivor LRG called “Survive”… today, People magazine wrote about that same game (and the LRG world in general) I’m so proud of my little reality tv nerd community for building cool stuff like this! 🥰 people.com/survivor-die...

I am so fed up with having AI rammed down my throat. I don‘t want any of it. I don’t want your stupid machine thinking for me. I don’t want it chewing things up and spitting out idiot goo that purports to be efficient. I don’t want the theft and corrosion of everything original there is. Eff off.

Whoever is designing the collectibles at @youtooz.bsky.social ….. is not being paid enough. I am DEAD at the #HungerGames promo that just came into my inbox

Anyway, has Taran defrosted yet? @robhasapodcast.bsky.social should have taken him out of deep freeze this morning, right? #bb28

nooooooooooo #Survivor50

Vote Cirie for AFP!!!!!!!! #Survivor50

That’s a nice way of saying “Jonathan is dumb as fuck”, Cirie ❤️ #Survivor50

Teeter tunnel looks so fun omg #Survivor50

Ugh. At least it’s not Jonathan. #Survivor50

Have you ever wanted to talk to @redactedrodriguez.bsky.social ? Well yes!!

Just boarded a cross country flight. Someone near me has noticeable BO. Please send thoughts and prayers.

Noo Noo

Since I upgraded to the Switch 2, I gave my old Switch 1 to my upstairs neighbor. I left it in a bag outside his door, and I just heard him audibly squeal with happiness when he picked it up. Now I feel all warm and fuzzy. Sharing joy is so nice!

At least Christian was spared the Mr-Beast-Super-Beware-Advantage-Dystopian-Hellscape-That-Nobody-Asked-For-And-Nobody-Wants-And-We-All-Wish-We-Could-Forget-About-Before-It’s-Even-Happened Episode. #Survivor50

Christian calling out production for their fuck ass twists, this is the stuff bb fans dream of #Survivor50