Potato Totricia: victim of Alex’s bullshit

Watching Ep 6 of #LoveIsBlind - when the sentence “I like certain things in my woman” came out of Alex’s mouth, I automatically yelled “EW!” out loud and startled my sleeping cat.

GRWM (get rabies with me)

UUUUUUGH my work laptop is forcing me to update it to Tahoe and now I’m going to have the ugly ass dumb ass liquid glass visuals assaulting my eyeballs.

"You can't say bitch on a unicorn." Important life lessons #criticalrolespoilers

#Survivor50 draft complete, and I am proud to have assembled an elite squad of messy bitches.

Ordered groceries and my shopper was just assigned - it’s a man with a 91% rating. I’m doomed.

Handwriting expert and advanced laughter detective #TheTraitors

#TheTraitors: a TV show where you can watch Stephen Colletti from Laguna Beach direct a photo shoot in which a Real Housewife pretends to milk an Olympic figure skater while a K Pop star eats grass in the background.

Omg, the prospect of Traitors “jury house” segments…imagine the possibilities

Not Catherine!!!!

A friend I hadn’t talked to in years texted me today and asked to get on a phone call, and at first I was like “shit, she joined an MLM” But then it turned out she actually wanted help organizing an ICE Protest and we love that!

Do we think that maybe the faithfuls are acting dumb because they don’t have enough salmon at breakfast and the lack of omega 3 fatty acids is impacting their brain function? That’s probably it. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

We all know this man is terrible so I don’t need to restate that. But Rob correcting “commiserate” was excellent. It was really bothering me too. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

I really need my favorite Faithfuls to stop having excellent and correct reads on the game, and then deciding to share those reads with Candiace. RIP Monet. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

KINGGGGGGGG

Ian and Rob the first two murdered…. #TheTraitorsUS

Most of these are tame or non-answers, and then Rob Rausch comes in hot, saying he built an explosive and blew up his brother when he was 12?! I did not see his season of Love Island, but I may have to stan if he’s going to be this chaotic. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

Just got an email to be a playtester for my favorite video game series of all time and my little gamer heart is so full!

#Survivor #Survivor49 Dude, you can never make me hate Sage. As a fellow neurodivergent woman with a constant need to over explain myself, and an inability to be concise, I am loving everything happening on Sage’s IG right now. Holy shit, she’s me if I could ever get over my people pleasing.

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

Pizzy clip from a #TAR38 reunion podcast just came across my feed. I hope someday someone is as excited about anything I do as @paigeseber.bsky.social was about @flutedyke.bsky.social eating bugs

We wish you a Merry Bloomfmas! We wish you a Merry Bloomfmas! And a Happy New Year!

“When a young beauty walked by, he loved to ‘grab snatch’” It’s sick. He told us this himself, years ago, and they still elected him.

Just did our team gift swap at work, and my Secret Santa sent me a DnD Christmas tree ornament, and a gamer cat throw blanket. Feeling very seen rn 🥰

Can’t wait til Monday when my coworkers ask me what I did over the weekend and I get to say “I watched some reality tv people role play a dexterity battle between the Ghost of old man and a Small wooden child” #rhapdnd

Immediately worth watching.

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. ….oh.

Time Person of the Year: the Etsy witches.

Whole skyline is thirsting over Heated Rivalry, and I’m just over here frantically trying to decide if I think Whitney or Robbie looks prettier tonight on #CriticalRole. (It’s both, they can both be pretty)

oh so they have the budget for mr beast but not to make jeff jet ski across the world with the votes #survivor50

the sad thing is, there is a player whose reactions to all these celebrity cameos would probably make me laugh and she's not even on </3

I really do not need or want Mr. Beast anywhere near Survivor. I’m so annoyed. #Survivor50

BTW Kristina's question ate. Social game does matter. Argue with the wall. #Survivor #Survivor49

HANNAH CHADDHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #RHAPMafia

Keanu at 10:13:00pm ET: Hannah Chaddha is the least suspicious of us all Keanu at 10:13:01pm ET: We should be looking at the least suspicious of us all, and for that reason I think it’s SIMONE! #RHAPMafia

Can’t wait to watch the #RHAPMafia exit interviews on The Exclusive with Carol Tharp

Taran is smart and his hair looks great tonight. Good for you, Taran! #RHAPMafia

HANNAH CHADDHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #RHAPMafia

Yes Shannon give us nothing (affectionate) #RHAPMafia

No context #CriticalRole

This is Sylvia Goose. Dinner isn’t for a couple more hours, so she decided to have snacks in her dreams for now. Seriously I’ve never seen her do this before. The sounds?! I’m dead.

Do I have any local Bloomfs who will be at the #Survivor49 Brice and Wen thing in Boston tomorrow? I doubt it, but just in case I do - come say hi if you see me!

DR. JIZZABELL FINGER!!!!!!!! 👩🏻‍⚕️💦🔔👆🏻 #criticalrole

Genuinely, if you call this anything other than a damn VEST I don’t know how to help you.

I wore a sweater vest yesterday and some guy complimented me on my “sleeveless sweater” and I can’t stop thinking about it.

Happy Thanksgiving, Bloomfs! My mom and sibling and I are very into keeping our holidays small and low maintenance the last few years, so it’s just the three of us eating off tv trays at mom’s house today, and it’s perfect 🥰 (Ps idc, I love a slice of jellied cranberry sauce straight from the can)

#NW 2000s horror double feature playing on my second monitor during work today! Ghost Ship and Thir13en Ghosts, two of my absolute favorites