Bill Hader should have a variety show

It would be super cool if the city connect unis changed color if you got a splash! #Royals should hire me!

Holy #HeyHeyHeyHey #Royals

The City Connect hats really piss me off

Kyle Isbel doesn’t have time for your shit!

Junior’s throw 😍 Carter’s catch 🤮

Bronze Mahomes is my favorite Mahomes

If it’s you yelling one two three to give a wave going…shove it up your ass.

Dying malls: 1. Turn into 55+ centers where you can live. Rent open spaces to health care, barber, hairdressers, and other service related businesses. 2. Turn into health care facilities with escalating services from minor to major and stuff referrals in the past.

A continued FU to #BlueCrossBlueShield of KC because they know better than the doctor!

I don't know what is going on with #BlueCrossBlueShield in KC but they need to get their shit together because people are in pain. Appointments can't be made for two weeks, if not longer, due to the negotiations. Not a fan of people suffering b/c the US has shitty health insurance.

#HeyHeyHeyHey #Royals #FountainsUp

The lights out bobblehead should light up, turn off, then light up

I’m going to keep badmouthing Issac Collins cause he seems to belt them when I do. Collinsdong

I don’t give a fuck if Monty travels with a bike. Bring Rex back @royals.com

Hot take: saw Star Wars in 77. Thought “eh” and never saw it again.

Is Reggie from Archie’s Quagmire’s grandpa?

#HeyHeyHeyHey #Royals

Salvy Duplissaa Magic

#HeyHeyHeyHey #FountainsUp #Royals

Anyone else think Hud said to pull out the Linda Ronstanst bitch?

ESPN needs to get into the cruise business. The lack of sports availability on cruises is shit. Also MLB and NFL team themed cruises in the off seasons.

One of best things about KC in the 80s was the Tivoli. Rocky Horror every Saturday.

DEVIL MAGIC #Royals

Rex and Ryan in the booth ♥️♥️♥️

If Joel was on a horse this would be way more entertaining

Some of these boys are not playing some ball.

Just cucumbers and onions with fresh dill out my garden. A huge deal for me; I’ve been so overwhelmed with work the last two years in the spring that I’ve missed planting season. Tomatoes, basil, cilantro, and thyme are also growing. And my glads are sprouting. #spring #hashtag

All postgame interviews should be on horseback

Feels like I’ve watched this show for the Epsteinth time.

Trade him

Is there anyone at the draft the Royals could recruit?

Jeremyah Love’s parents are adorable

#PedoTrump Epstein Files #Iran #Epstein

Good Lord Royals

CONGRESS DO YOUR JOB! RELIEVE HIM FROM DUTY IMMEDIATELY!! YOU TOOK AN OATH TO PROTECT THIS COUNTRY FROM ALL ENEMIES.

Collins to Omaha—bow

Piss poor, Massey

NASA drinking game - drink when someone says Front Porch

#HeyHeyHeyHey #FountainsUp

Are Bubic’s socks official city connect or just some weird ass socks he got in a white elephant?

I don’t like the tops of the helmets. More ombré please. Also bring back Hud to TV

Southside Trash hurting Salvy! 🤬🤬🤬

@royals.com MORE HUD NOW!

Someone punch Issac Collins in the nuts

Fuuuuuugggg Isaac Collins.

Jirsche would have known

GARCIA DONG! MVP

I have about one hour of free time on my hands which rarely happens so I’m gonna list a bunch of things I’d rather our legislators work on than what they are now.