This is so stupid. Canada is first to help its neighbors when fire or other disaster occurs.

How about one time zone - coast to coast? Maybe Mountain Standard Time would work? A bit awkward for Hawaii and maybe Alaska but nobody says we all have to get up at six and work nine to five. Let’s all live with the sun, not a clock.

First chapter in a new book - Profiles in Cowardice.

Trump cheats at everything.

I don’t have the actual numbers, but a substantial portion of people with life insurance didn’t use it last year.

It has been a long time since me civics class, but doesn’t it become law in 10 days unless he vetos it?

Doesn’t need Senate confirmation

Ok, let’s talk about your “rape” conviction or your assaults on female children.

Sounds like all the applause is from the stage.

Talk about a first world problem. Try leaving high school behind.

The president’s approval is the last step in granting statehood, not the first.

He forgot to name Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

I’m in!

So, we’re supporting big profits for big oil while we are paying $4.75 a gallon for our gasoline. Only makes sense in a MAGA world.

Congrats

That “Stone Age” bombing tactic didn’t work out too well in Vietnam.

Like fly too high on the Reagan flight path.

Will it be “freedom fries” again?

This is very Trumpian. Route 66 is a historical road and it never started or ended at Navy Pier. Just because we have more tourist amenities at Navy Pier we shouldn’t try to rewrite historical facts.

I guess if schools find any lead paint they can’t use paint strippers.

I can’t help but reflect on the outrage over any hint of negativity over Charlie Kirk.

Is it the “MAGAritaville?”

Besides being terrible, the documentary must be shown in a theater in 2025 to be eligible.

Don’t forget saving the pets in Ohio.

Whoever replaces him will have big shoes to fill.

They can name the whole state for him. Would serve them right.

Or anal explorer.

I suspect that a higher percentage of J6 pardon recipients commit crimes than do immigrants.

Put the Capital police on it

Can someone explain why my feed is suddenly full of photos, book info and pet data from unfollowed sources.

That’s why Special Agent Mergen resigned

Thursday Trump will send the 11th airborne military to Minneapolis. The mainstream media will put Jack Smith’s testimony on page 11.

Probably a bruise on his trigger finger.

Agree, but also agree with papers that it was correct to remove Dilbert from circulation.

WTF?

Unlimited pardon power for federal crimes

Just curious, as something of a Luddite I don’t use grok or other AI, but could grok be used to undress men? I would consider it a service to humanity to have it used for Musk, Trump, Grassley etc.

Integrity is priceless

Since Trump is overseeing design of our new “ battleships” I assume they will be of classic Greek and Roman design with marble facades and gold “ heads.”

If only it was a memorial for him.

It worked for COVID, he didn’t want to test so we wouldn’t know it was around. Oh wait, I just remembered COVID didn’t care and the climate doesn’t care what we think.

Maybe not taps for the solo.

Maybe the secretaries need a more energetic presentation to keep his interest. I can recommend flamenco dancing, mariachi bands or a trumpet solo.

I still have to question whether it’s Vin Scully or Vince Cully

This reminds me of the scene in All the Presidents Men where Bradley recounts the history of his story about Hoover being replaced caused Johnson to appoint him for life

Sorry, architecture is not a profession anymore. I guess it’s a trade.

Not a bill!

If only they were white…

@quigley.house.gov @durbin.senate.gov @duckworth.senate.gov Please do not let us abandon Ukraine and surrender to Putin. Trump and his administration are separating us from the rest of the free world and this will not end well.

Is Bezos there?