freed from the curse of caring about us men’s soccer for another four years, i feel so light

Trump is King Midas’ estranged cousin, King Midass Everything he touches turns to shit

The Liberty are the OKC of the W Said what I said

Dear Donald Trump, my mom is requesting a screen and the national guard because she noticed there’s algae in the lake. Thank you for your immediate attention. ME

Who among us hasn’t had to tell a beloved pet, “I DON’T WANT TO HOLD YOU WHILE I’M PEEING.”

I’ve seen more people lined up to buy tiny canvas bags at our local trader joes

Why is it impossible to buy a carton of strawberries without a secret moldering middle? I inspect at the store, get home, and BOOM, the whole carton is rotten

first they came for the lynx then they came for the wolves

As you’re considering cheap worthless prime day deals keep in the back of your mind that Jeff Bezos spent over one billionaire dollar to rent the city of Venice for his wedding

The minnehaha dog park debate just reads like one big Nextdoor post, so much anecdotal virtue signaling and wild gesticulating and talking over each other Minneapolis is such a vibe

If Adam Silver shows up to Game 5 wearing a dress printed with the NYC skyline, we'll know something's afoot

My husband was late coming back upstairs after the fourth quarter started; when the comeback was in full swing we heard him starting up the stairs and hollered GO BACK DOWN!!!

I’m screaming inside my heart at this story. The developers themselves are overpaying for smaller, older homes, ripping them out and throwing up oversized modern farmhouses in their place at 2-3x the price. Shut up, jerks. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

I demand a face-to-face with whoever decided parents really want an end-of-year celebration for every goddamn grade

Wemby in this game

when I was a kid in the 80s we had a rash of cabin break-ins up north. to prevent anyone from hitting our place, we taped off the door with yellow caution tape and put up a sign that read “WARNING QUARNATINED FOR DEADLY HANTAVIRUS 90 DAYS” No one broke in But hot damn, never thought we’d be here

Oops the wolves forgot to show up to their game tonight whoopsy boys

She’s in my brain

My Sunday morning MSP zillowing has simply reaffirmed for me the need for more historically-appropriate kitchen and bath remodelers in general these stunning old homes with original woodwork and outstanding craftsmanship... and then generic white/gray kitchens and bathrooms with zero personality

I think competitive youth sports in general suck but man the aau bball circuit is about the worst Full court press when you’re up 30 and there’s under a minute left? go home, coach No wonder 70% of girls quit sports by age 13

I really need the scuba tik tok trend to go the way of 6-7 because all I see is teens and tweens wafting away farts

I’m sorry. I hated Yesteryear. It felt lazy and everyone sucked and it wasn’t satirical or biting or whatever words they’re using Meh

fyi to all orthopedics/physiotherapists/whatever and PARENTS: the current squishy toy/needoh craze amongst teens and tweens is going to drive/is driving an insane spike in hand/wrist tendonitis ask me how I know

Welcome to the Lynx, Olivia!!!

Hey Happy 161st Confederate Loser Day! And Happy Minnesota-Capture-the-Flag-Champs Day! 161 years and counting. Captured on 7/3/1863 during the Battle Of Gettysburg; Virginia has asked for the battle flag of the 28th VA Infantry back several times and MN has refused each time.

Fine, if trump wants a third term, let him run against Obama for it

IT’S GOPHER GAME DAY!! HAPPY SWEET 16, GOPHER WBB!

It will take my CNS at least 48 hours to recover, GO GOPHERS!!

It’s Gopher WBB game day! HAPPY GOPHER GAME DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!!

JUSTICE FOR CRICKET

Kudos to the Roosevelts for speaking up to the GOP - conservation should not be political (gift article) www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/c...

home from weekend in Miami for Unrivaled bball and long story short, the immigrant population of Miami knew what was happening here and said they stand with Minnesota; to them, America is freedom and promise The white folks in Miami just asked how cold it was back home

Wait I want to know what the 24-hour-increase in Spanish learners on Duolingo has been

Messages between my 14-year-old and friend about ICE blending in now: Friend: tell me why these fuck a$$ alpha males are disguising themselves literally wtf 14yo: I literally hate ice actually bro Friend: bitches 14yo: like gfy eat your bro kibble and choke Friend: for real actually bro

omg gopher women‘s bball 🔥🏀

JFC Minneapolis, get a grip You can be fucking nice to each other outside of organized protests and the humble-bragging about donations and community support I’ve never in my life seen such rude behavior in daily interactions like I’ve seen lately We’re all exhausted Be. Nice.

see at least when I tell my crude successful friends that their fat shots aren't working, I say it to their faces and not behind their backs

i just got a request to write a letter of recommendation for a girl I’ve coached in soccer the last four years she and her family are Mexican immigrants her father said he has no idea what their future holds but he has to proceed as though she’ll be here for high school in the fall fuck trump

Fuck DHS, ICE, Kristi Noem, JD Vance, Trump, Bovino, the lot. I hope they burn in hell.

Everyone should start calling him Dan Trump. President Daniel Trump. It will drive him BONKERS.

guys what is dean phillips getting out of both-sidesing Liam Ramos' illegal detention?

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

I will tell you all about the Halloween blizzard, the metrodome deflation, the 35W bridge collapse, Prince, the skyways, and how often I run the mpls lakes

Last night during the wolves game (goddammit wolves), the Arby’s “Meat & 3 Box” commercial ran 13y/o: what’s the “& 3”, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing?

Imagine water balloons being what broke the camel’s back

Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic. The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.

I just have to say that if you're watching season 2 of the Pitt, you know that Rollins' declaration that every American gets one piece of broccoli is a little too on the nose it just may kill you

The obamas really live rent-free in these people’s heads

Current earliest ice-out date in the metro is March 11, 1878 Let’s goooooooo Minnesota, let’s make history