Today is, no joke, World Mental Health Day. [cries in Philly sports fan]

Mathematically you have to marvel at the improbable ratio

At this point, I wanna wake up to someone from either the Phillies organization or Eagles being fucking fired..the last week has been unacceptable

How is this game not enough to put the nail in Kevin Patullo’s proverbial coffin?!

Now I wish the Phillies would’ve just lost last night to spare us all the embarrassment..

I think I would’ve rather Kerk give up a grand slam than whatever that brain fart was..

Fuck every team that’s left, I want no one to win 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

Listen, the rational brain comes in tomorrow..right now? I’m fucking pissed off at everyone! And I just need someone to blame 🤣😭😢

Good luck to Kerkering showing his face in Philly again after that..holy fuck

Fuck me..our season comes down to fucking Kerkering?!

I am not ok right now…

Phillies, Eagles and Flyers..it’s a fucking Thursday coming our way tomorrow night 😬🫠🥴😮‍💨

Thanks Tanner!

Fucking hell Walker

Regardless of the 8-1 lead, the base running leaves a lot to be desired..buncha ding dongs running around out there 🙄🙄

Finally blown this game wide open..you sit Duran, without a doubt

Should’ve fucking put this out into the universe sooner!!

That bunt was way more acceptable 🤣🤣

JT!!

We need some puck luck but you know with the damn baseball..holy fuck guys

How the fuck are they doing the right things and all the wrong things at the same time?!

Stop swinging at the first fucking pitch Harper!

The bats seem to have woken up….

That ball was fucking murdered by Schwarber 😱😱

What the fuck Ranger?!

Phillies going 3 and out 🤝🏼 Eagles going 3 and out

Trying to make it through the work week always goes slow but when I’m waiting to see my guy, it seems to move extra slow 😭😭

Seems only fitting that the guy most of us have hated all season is pitching tonight in an effort to keep this series going..couldn’t have ended up more Philly if we tried 🤣🤣

I feel like we should all mark ourselves safe from having to deal with Philly sports tonight 🤣🤣🤣

Phillies and Eagles had a chance to put this city on such a fucking high but decided to stick with the status quo ..and honestly, I’m not even fucking surprised 🤣🤣

Just in case Howie needs a reminder, there’s no timeline or rule that pertains to when you can fire an OC..just saying 🤷🏻‍♀️😉

At least it wasn’t a divisional game?…🤣🤣

Literally touchdown or bust now..

How do we fix this bad juju?!

The way the Eagles have been playing wasn’t sustainable..it’s been sloppy and disorganized. But they were winning so everything gets dismissed. This shit needs to be fixed ASAP

We need to understand that this is NOT on the defense. This is on the offensive penalties killing drives, the OLine, and WRs giving up too early on their routes.

How the fuck was that not intentional grounding again?!

Romo explaining an RPO..like no shit dude

Eagles must want Philly to implode after the Phillies fucking sucked last night…

Ok..I really wanna punch him in the face again cuz WHAT THE FUCK?!

Offense needs points on this drive..no other option

I wanna punch Patullo square in the face..what the fuck happened from the last drive to now??

What the fuck?! Stop going up the middle!

I mean at least that whole drive felt somewhat cohesive until they got into the red zone 🙄

Fuck! Not Landon 😬

That would be a resounding no 🙄🙄

Great start for defense! Let’s see if Patullo has successfully extracted his head from his ass..

Please eagles, for my sanity. For my mental health. Figure out the offense.

If they haven’t traded him by now, Howie’s not going to..he might be a little dramatic but he’s our drama king 🤣🤣