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( the brief moment when Logan finally meets his gaze lets him relax. even if Logan almost immediately looks away, it eases some of the nerves, the tension Wade had felt since he'd woken up without Logan next to him this morning— no, last night. Wade doesn't tend to sleep when he's away. )

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" me too, Gab-Gab. " Deadpool beeps quietly, hand on him, staring into the distance absently at the thought. " i think it is. i just have to make sure he stays home, and all. " part of him thinks Logan might run off.

( Wade stops him from turning to leave with a firm hand to Logan's shoulder. if it weren't for all the food in Logan's hands, he might even risk a hug— even if it got him impaled or hacked to pieces. ) this isn't about yesterday, is it? just talk to me, please. i'll listen. i swear.

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// i MUST sleep replies in da mornin...

" it's... " a sigh. Logan misinterpreted his words, and it had affected how he interacted with Gabby— that, to say, not at all— convinced he's such a toxic influence he should just stay away. " he's not mad at you. he's mad at himself, and me. thinks he should be alone. " Wade manages.

biting his bottom lip, trying to think of how best to answer— how she might understand. " he's.. i think i accidentally hurt his feelings, Gabby. i'm working on it. but i'll let him know you called to check on him, and to call you back. that might mean something to him. "

picking up third ring— lnly because he hesitated. deep breath. " heya, Gab-Gab! how did you sleep? "

( Wade scoffs; scarred brow furrows, jaw clenches, ears go red. ) you really can't fucking stand to seriously hear me out on anything, can you? i can literally only be a nuisance, clown, or a warm body for you— you can't stand the idea that from time to time, i KNOW what i'm talking about.

( not taking the cracker pack, but holding onto it to keep Logan there with him. in more ways than one. ) now, hold on-- i didn't say all that! she loves you, and i.. ( oh. ) i just want you to think about her needs as a kid a little more. that's all.

( walking up beside him, fingers drumming anxiously on the countertop. it's a risky move on a sleepless Logan, but worth a try. ) is this about yesterday? with Gabby? look, if i hurt your feelings, you can tell me how— i'd probably even apologize for it, y'know.

( frown. it's gotta be like that, huh? ) ... alrighty, then. you— you never had to stay on the couch, y'know.

Hey, morning, @knuckleknived.bsky.social— how'd you sleep?

nobody takes me seriously when i'm serious. always "yeah, whatever, Wade."

that's a part of it, Logan. watching your language around her is like, the easiest, quickest change you can make.

( following swiftly. ) THIS IS CRAZY?? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT BULLSHIT??

but she does. a lot. she cares about you — and you could bother to match the effort.

DUDE.

( smacking him BACK upside the head. ) THATS THE CORNIEST, MOST OVERUSED ADVICE I'VE EVER HEARD! she can swim, right?

and what the hell do 𝙮𝙤𝙪 know? you barely pay her any attention. she worries about you, y'know. way more than you worry about her, from the fucking looks of it.

I don't think taking a dive will help the situation, Logan.

I haven't. Kinda worried I upset her— and my Logan's all pissed with me, too, so. Woohoo! Go Wade!

... Doesn't have to be long! Just wanna make sure you've got a positive environment, okay?

( Arms folding, eyes narrowing under the bill of his cap. ) Yes, I do. Also, "jerk". I'm being a "jerk".

so, because they were forced to experience things a kid should never experience, they should talk like an adult, too? you can't be one of the 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 people in her life to treat her her age, and let her act that way? she looks up to you, so you oughta be an EXAMPLE for her. hell.

Gabby, I'm sorry. But you can't come over until Uncle Logan decides to be a GOOD influence.

learning curse words will make her a WORSE communicator, AND make her look rude to the people she meets! you want that???

he's so fine.

no. no, no, no NO. NO‼️ kids should NOT‼️‼️ just do whatever they want‼️ Jesus. it tips the scale from 'good influence' to 'lazy and neglectful'. you can't try and keep a few words out the air in mixed company???

you're limiting her ways of self expression to VULGAR ( bang ) LANGUAGE ( bang ). 💢

( tapping away at his Tamagotchi. ) ... he clearly hasn't thought about fatherhood as much as me. 🥱

( Gabby look away. ) Roomie. Cuddle buddy. Incipient lover.

only because I'M my first favorite! it's different!

WHAT THE FFFFHECK?

i'm... not... your favorite...?

have you not watched Thor Ragnarok and seen the absolute green DUMPTRUCK he has

Merry Chrysler! #deadpoolandwolverine #poolverine

hi Pete :3

( i took a nap )

( when he's done, just before handing the phone back: ) i'm passing the phone to my second favorite baldy!

Logan and I could take the Hulk, no problem!

AGHHHHHHHHH. FINE. ( tap. tap tap tap. angling his phone away to tap some more— his password. )

uh-huh. y'know? denial's kinda cute on you, Sugar Tits.

Wade raises a brow. That look... Logan's warped self-perception truly knows no bounds, does it? " You're not 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮 thinking I went through all that trouble in the middle of the night? " He yawns, sitting up and stretching his arms in a dramatic rainbow motion.