Serious question - is Bluesky a place to post about shows, or is where we come to yell?

Thanks @winnipegcomedyfest.bsky.social for the amazing Saturday! 💖

Has anyone had any experience doing the 5-minute Pitch and Perform at Pacific Contact?

For the first time since 2008, I didn’t watch a season of American drag race. I feel pleased about letting go of being a fan - although if Ru Rupologises to me, I’d consider watching it again maybe probs not

Just like to address the rumours that were started at the Quadra Shuffle last night No. My butt is not fake. 100% homegrown fat ass, brought to you by Hawkins cheesies and absolutely no exercise other than sex and walking with a guitar on my back

Yes, the world is shit. But I saw the most perfect cat staring at me out a window. I marvelled at it. I realized there was a woman on her bed next to the cat, having a snack. So I mouthed at her “YOUR CAT IS SOOO CUUUUTE” And she laughed and mouthed “THANK YOU!” Sometimes nice thing happen too.

My newest album is out now. It’s been 5 years since the last one Things have been pretty dark and I hope it gives you a laugh ffm.to/livebareandn...

Pre-save album: ffm.to/livebareandn... Tickets for album release party: riotheatretickets.ca/events/34682... @riotheatre.bsky.social

Shared with me via dating app from Brad MacNeil, who absolutely knows the value of a ticket to my show. 😂 Bring someone special and I bet for sure they’ll rub you out. Early bird ends today #bestpromo

This beautiful jacket by Jen Boyne Western Wear is the basis of my album cover and poster art for my release party. I just found out from @riotheatre.bsky.social that we’ve sold 75 tickets already and we’re still 2 weeks away. Woah. Vancouver, you’re really rubbin my nub right now

Well. It finally happened. This will be my first album that is not being released on CD. I guess I better up my merch game

It’s time

@shirleygnome.bsky.social youtu.be/Gq0Yw3gb8EY?...

Valentine’s Day means getting the ol’ granny panties out of retirement to shake it in an intimate theatre space. Had a great time in Hamilton but sadly we had to cancel the Stratford gig due to snow. I will be back Ontario!

I will continue, as I have always done, to exclusively buy Hawkins Cheesies as my crunch munchy snack

Timeline cleanse

Artist unknown

So anyway, can we show hole here or what

The first post on a new social media app is pretty monumental So I’d like to use it to ask an important question Do all ADHD dudes have straps on their beds, or is that just the two I fucked