@bigmacnocheez.bsky.social CRISIS ALERT

DoorDash: Would you like standard delivery, or pay $2.99 for the straight-to-you option. Same estimated delivery time. Me:

Another year, another countdown clock waiting for EA Sports CFB

After coming up for air for first time in basically five years, this is the exact conversation I had with all the friends that I reconnected with over these last couple of weeks:

Oh, you didn’t like the last couple seasons of the Bear? OK. Keep it to yourself.

No matter the occasion, there’s nothing like alienating everybody else at a social gathering by marking out with another pro wrestling fan.

The #chiefs at their annual meeting with a random backup OT who just hit free agency:

Tired: Waking up at 8 am on Monday when it’s Christmas Eve Eve. Wired: Waking up at 8 am on Monday when it’s Christmas Eve Eve and immediately ordering nachos to eat while watching the Bret Hart vs HBK Ironman match at WM12

I got one question before I officially make the move from Twitter to Bluesky:

OMG

I keep hearing that this app feels like Twitter circa 2012. Well, I signed up for Twitter in 2011, but didn’t really use it until 2013. So here’s what I wrote on Twitter back then: “You mean it's KU Bball season and the Chiefs are 9-0. This might be a beautiful winter.”