Dr. Robbie, damnit. Everyone wants to get swaddled. Shiiiit.

Keep going. Save yourself.

Oh yeah, why am I not posting seething rage about the world? Because I’m too mentally unhinged to comprehend the horrors of the outside world presently. I assure you, I think it’s all horseshit. love y’all that are real. 👉🏻👈🏻

Here me out, a @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social cameo for Heated Rivalry’s S2.

My hyperfixation on a gay hockey show had lead me down the path of listening to hours upon hours of French synth pop. Now I have to learn f’ing French.

I am quitting my DHS contractor job. I didn’t work in the areas that are responsible for this facist bullshit. I can no longer abide being in the umbrella agency of facism. I am not brave. I am simply following what I know is true in my heart. Do no harm. Stand up for others.

If you don’t stand up for your beliefs you’ll lay down for anything.

I believe in the power of magical anime house girls! Go Broncos

Kristi Noem has been a complete and total failure at her job. She has violated her oath and has allowed ICE agents to terrorize our communities. That’s why I’m joining @robinkelly.house.gov in calling for her impeachment. We deserve better, she’s gotta go.

oh that racist dude who got big mad that he didn’t evolve and grow as a comic artist over the decades died? cool. Who’s next?

The most egregious historical fault of the Stranger Things Final Season is Will’s coming out. Not written with any context of queer history or intention, it’s sappy, insincere, & whitewashed the actual struggles of the LGTQ+ community in the Reagan era at the height of the AIDS epidemic & hysteria.

Krampus is in Brighton today. Hope you’ve been naughty!😈

4 months.

Fun times at the neighborhood liquor store! /s I overheard clerks chirping on ‘that foreigner who’s playing the superbowl & how no one knows him.’ I pull on my whitest & cheeriest fucking face, chat them up about my real love for Bad Bunny. A US citizen, bitch! I’m not returning to their store ✌🏻

Oops, should I wake up Green Day or the MAGA controlled congress for not passing a f’ing budget? These clowns control all three branches of government and can’t govern their way out of deficit, deceit, and moral decay.

Westminster City Forum- Suburbs can’t be walkable? Baker is narrow minded on what’s possible and what other neighborhoods are like in the Denver metro. And somehow “the city is still afraid of new ideas”. #copolitics

Westminster City Forum- Yes! getting out into the city with town halls and collaborations with the school board. This is what we need, Claire! #copolitics

Westminster City Forum- Mr. Baker, every suburb is unaffordable! #copolitics

Westminster City Forum-Mayoral debate- I’m gonna be upfront, Claire Carmelia is my woman, current city council person. She’s a fighter and an advocate for everyone! #copolitics

Westminster City Forum- There’s certainly two people I would not recommend for City Council cause damn the rich people yikes! #copolitics

Westminster City Forum-Jeremy Nuanes and Kathy Stroud are “neutral” about funding the Fire Department??? Excuse me, our state is a tinderbox. what the heck. #copolitics

Westminster City Forum- so building a new water treatment plant isn’t fiscally responsible, Karen Kalavity? “it’s nonsense” - really??? What. #copolitics

Westminster City Forum: Thank you Jack Johnson actually knowing that a “starter home” is still unaffordable in this state, Period. #copolitics

Westminster CO Forum- Sarah Numela and Philip Romero seem to have some common sense on affordable housing and it’s not something you should demonize folks over. #copolitics

Westminster City Forum- Karen Kalavity hasn’t heard about buses. Wild concept. #copolitics

Westminster City Forum: apparently “little Denver” is a slur and euphemism for uhhh poor people or bipoc people. Not sure, I’d like Kathy Stroud to clarify. #copolitics

I think the lost in translation for the One Piece debate is folks argue that it’s not political b/c Captain Luffy who is not politically savvy nor intellectually cunning. His allies, friends, and crew however- all are. His father leads the Revolutionary Army. His morals align with antifa 100%.

Eric Adams Slips Out the Side Door www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...

Yesterday I learned there’s some religious psychosis happening and folks think the rapture is happening today. I don’t pray but damn I hope their kids and spouses are safe over the next 48 hours.

Doesn’t matter if they put Kimmel back on, I’m still not gonna run and subscribe to Disney this year. Do the right thing and stand up for the talent that brings you money. I’ll see if they act better in 2026, otherwise they’re gonna be just like Target - forgotten!

Funny thing about life, we were about to switch our streaming back over to Disney after 8 months off. Now I guess our home won’t be rotating back to them anytime soon. Fuck the mouse 👋👋👋

Taylor Swift blowing up my whole weekend of plans for October 3rd! 🧡🧡🧡

watching normal people learn what a groyper is feels like when the NYC mayor finally starts listening to the ghostbusters

BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.

My mom asked me about Charlie Kirk tonight so I showed her some of his greatest hits online (I was fixing her Kobo account) and within a couple minutes she was like "Well why are people saying such nice things about him?"

Pro tip to Laura Loomer who deleted this: The Internet is written in indelible ink.

My kid arrived home yesterday as news broke that there was a high school shooting down the road from us. Reports say the suspect and victims are younger than my teen. The accessibility of and the rights of gun owners comes at the cost of lives every day.

Hey remember like a year ago all these Jill Stein voters were like, “she does all this great work in the off season!” …So yeah…now that we have ‘all of this bullshit’ - where’s Jill Stein motherf***ers?

Bronchitis and pneumonia, I’m starting off the month weak as a kitten. Glad to see Brainworm McBearmeat get yelled at today in Congress.

Remember in waiting rooms to wear a mask and sit in the couch next to the man who sat purposely in the middle of the couch thinking he will get the entire couch to himself. Take up space my gays, theys, and commies.

A blind eye to justice and equality. open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

Boring news: man who tossed a ham sammich at heavily armed gestapo won’t be charged with crime because it’s a fucking sandwich.

I wonder how bad our president is gonna meltdown over a woman announcing her engagement to a football player will be? Anywho

All MLB teams, runs allowed: 438 TEX 457 SD 461 MIL 470 KC 476 PHI 480 HOU 488 NYM 488 CHC 497 SF 501 TB 501 CLE 503 CIN 508 DET 510 SEA 517 PIT 518 NYY 521 BOS 530 ATL 533 MIN 536 CWS 540 LAD 544 TOR 547 STL 573 MIA 591 AZ 594 BAL 595 LAA 637 ATH 663 WSH 773 COL We’re in a bit of a jam.

The local PD responded to a loose emu today and I am dying to know what happened! Did anyone get kicked or have their eyes poked? How badass was this modern feathered dinosaur??

Not sorry I’ve been busy coping with cptsd and existential dread. Oh, does a snot nosed crypto-brat decide if I have a job in October? I guess I’ll find out? Something something efficiency. fuck right off.