Chastity sub: "I came to an epiphany last night" Keyholder: "you CAME?!"

Sex is great and all (or so I've heard) but have you ever followed her around a shopping mall while balancing a precarious amount of branded boxes and carry bags? 🛍

If God didn't want men in chastity then why did she invent the refractory period?

Telling your sub you're going to ruin their orgasm but pronouncing "ruin" the same way Stewie does in Family Guy

Good HOLEsome fun! 🍩

Good HOLEsome fun! 🍩

As sharp as her wit 🔪

These are a few of my favourite things #bdsm

Keep your love locked down 💖🔒 #chastity

Do Italian subs kneel on uncooked pasta? 🍝

Propaganda? The only propaganda I'm falling for is the proper gander I'm giving the floor as I grovel at the feet of my Mistress 🧎‍♂️🙇‍♂️

All of my friends are so beautiful and talented, and here I am drawing butt plugs with mouse-clicks 👨‍💻

Day 69 of not thinking about sex Aw, shoot!

Going viral is pretty cool, but seeing the same select few people interact with your content every time is far better for the human soul, and I think we'll see a shift in priorities in this ever enshittified virtual landscape as we hide in the dark forests of the internet we once knew and loved

Be a part of the Brat Pack, everything will glow for you 💀💕

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: Karnivool Refused The Avalanches TISM Yeah Yeah Yeahs

🇦🇺 #bondage

I don't fuck with AI 🚫

Perverts, lend me your strength 👐

Gonna make an art now, happy weekend everybody 💕

This GIF but it's cock-and-ball trampling #cbt

Bluesky's following feed being purely chronological and not algorithmic is encouraging me to follow more accounts, while other platforms flood my feed with too much content despite only following less than 300 people

I hope your boyfriend don't mind it 🤫

I hope your boyfriend don't mind it 🤫

On your bee's knees 👑🐝

What are ya'll listening to at this particular moment in time?

Who's in the squad? 🖤

Foreskins are so funny, especially when they're excessive, it's like God had planned to give out bigger dicks but changed her mind at the last minute

Doms emailing their subs: "I hope this email finds you locked" 📧🔒

Am I a Jet2 holiday? Because nobody is beating me 😢

please share this PSA to other artists with merch on RedBubble 🧵(1/2) RB quietly updated their April 2023 blog post about account fees so no one will notice they are rolling a NEW fee policy on September 2025. The new fee is a 20~50% cut of your final earnings. blog.redbubble.com/2023/04/how-...

Planning a relaunch of my Redbubble store in August, but until then here's 25% off everything 💕

She's a glutton for giving punishment 🍕💥

Day 69 of not thinking about sex Aw, shoot!

All of my friends are so beautiful and talented, and here I am drawing butt plugs with mouse-clicks 👨‍💻

⚠️ Be alert before you get hurt ⚠️

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💜❤️The gangs all here 💙💛

Propaganda? The only propaganda I'm falling for is the proper gander I'm giving the floor as I grovel at the feet of my Mistress 🧎‍♂️🙇‍♂️

Ken can't touch 🚫 but Ken can pay 💵

Does the term “dominant hand” imply the existence of a submissive hand? 🤔

Ken can't touch 🚫 but Ken can pay 💵

I wish all Dommes who publicly reprimand tech bro subs for using generative AI to create effortless and derivative "art tributes" a very good day 🥰

I used to have my doubts about foot fetishism, but now I'm soled

Check out my new logo! Courtesy of @penandkink.bsky.social

That's one way to catch 'em all

That's one way to catch 'em all

Talk about a hare-y situation! 🐇

Talk about a hare-y situation! 🐇

My resolution for 2025 is to make sure nobody finds out that I'm not kinky and that I'm only doing this for the money 👀