At this point if I was abducted by aliens 👽🛸I would consider it a rescue mission.

Evel Knievel betrayed his friend and threw himself under the bus! #thetraitors

Why, when there is so much shit going on in the world, is the Beckham family rift headline news everywhere? It is red top gossip, and that’s where it belongs.

British, French and Canadian soldiers returning home from Afghanistan…

America, when are you going to step up and do something about this buffoon of a leader?

Disrespectful, disgraceful, disgusting lies about NATO troops in Afghanistan

trump claims that European troops " stayed a little off the front lines" in Afghanistan..... tell that to the 457 loved one's of Brit troops in the UK the truth is they did not....

Today MS Word has gone batshit crazy and decided to screw around a load of my margins.

Released 2001, which isn’t bad considering the term didn’t exist two years ago.

And he’s off!

You can absolutely tell when he goes off autocue!

Are the Americans not embarrassed by this babbling buffoon?

Could this be a lone gunman sort of day?

It’s essentially nonsensical drivel.

Fuck your tariffs!

ICE in the US are the same as the Revolutionary Guard in Iran.

America are the now the biggest enemy! Not China, not Russia. AMERICA! I’ll go to Greenland and stand as an independent European!

Time is a great enemy - Sil (2000).

Nobel will be turning in his grave.

My god! What has Stallone done to himself?

Perhaps world leaders should concentrate on finding ways to deal with the protestations in their own countries before wading in elsewhere.

I’ll shit myself laughing if the UK blocks X!

He’s a lunatic! I mean it’s just waffle!

I see the cattle barons are land grabbing again!

Would there be legal problems if I set up a ‘Go Fund Me’ page to raise money for a hitman? Ideally, I’d like a 2’fer.

When will the rest of the world wake up and condemn America? Surely it's time to take a stance. America is making a firm declaration that it stands alone; isn't it time we just let them? We imposed sanctions on the Russians after the invasion of Ukraine. This is a blatant return to colonialism.

Why do we need a new year, when we haven’t finished fucking up the old one yet?

I don’t know why am everyone is shocked by World Cup ticket pricing; FiFA’s been shitting on fans for years. Infantino and Trump were made for each other. The most worthless, corrupt and pointless peace prize ever.

On the way to the airport. Is it bad that I am delighted to have an unchatty taxi driver? #smalltalksucks

It's submission day (my first ever), and Outlook has decided not to let me attach any Word Docx files (just Word). I could not find any answers on the internet; does anyone have any ideas? I'm starting to think it might be a message.

I absolutely refuse to download any app that advertises itself as having ‘no annoying ads’ when it’s in an annoying ad itself!

One of the terrible ironies is that Reform’s leader, Nigel Farage, is now capitalising on the unpopularity of a government whose laudable aims have been frustrated by the economic damage caused by a Brexit behind which he was the prime mover.

„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences. It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.

I’m feeling rather disgusted that there’s no access to any Ashes highlights on UK terrestrial television! Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong. #ashes

youtu.be/fUNTk5xsxk4?... #ashes

I like this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Nice - good old Amazon. - www.amazon.co.uk/Calendar-Chr...

Leavitt lies live. I admire that she doesn't start laughing at herself.

The fact that Donald Trump gets to sue anyone for "false, defamatory, disparaging and inflammatory statements" about him flabbergasts me. Thats all he ever does to everyone else. He seems to have made his fortunes from suing people. Which speaks volumes.

#stephenking #readmore #amediting #indiepublisher I can always tell when I'm editing a manuscript if the author is a reader or not. In no instance, has the non-reader produced a superior work. Ironically, I can't really put it into words how I know or what the difference is. I just do know.

I thought the title of Jimmy Carr’s new show was just a rhetorical question.

Bees?? The Middle English word ‘bede’ meant “prayer.” People started to keep track of their prayers with a string of little balls. We now call those little balls “beads.”

I’m completely gobsmacked that there can be ‘climate change deniers’ amongst world leaders in this day and age. They, and their citizens, should be f**king ashamed!

Exactly

It's a shame that the world, if they thought a country had 'problems', couldn't cancel or change the venue of a World Cup.

Can someone who is doing some much harm to the world, and is so damn right detestable, even be considered for a Nobel Peace Prize? It’s beyond a farce!

Has the world stopped making good films? I just wanted a decent new film for my Sunday afternoon, but everything looks shite!

BBC News and the fake AI voice that they’re now using to summarise reformat original content now means I will no longer watch their news. The voice is annoying. No one cares anymore.