This time I'll impress you. | That is highly doubtful.

[sputtering] F-FIVE THOUSAND PLATINUM!?

I do not think that I can reply to that and survive to see the morning.

[trying to check his ass out in a mirror to confirm]

All magic casters have a fat ass that's where we store our spell slots.

"I have healed many that have come to these hallowed halls..."

There was a teleportation, and then Mattias, the soggy water mage, appeared at the cabin, wearing pristine clothing and holding a basket of various confections. If @inelegantegoist.bsky.social didn't want them, then, well, he'd eat them, he supposed. "Tomomi?" he called out, unsure if she were

This cat-person does not like me.

I am allowed to make mistakes.

Such as?

What else is new.

|| formatting my great enemy

Hate you? I don't even KNOW you.

😇

Currently out adventuring with a small party. He has disarmed four traps (he was not trained for this) because the rogue died to a mimic ten minutes to them entering the dungeon.

"May the day that follows it prove to be a good one."

I made a chocolate cake and I did not set anything on fire.

“I'm quite aware.”

“It was a joke.”

He seemed unprepared for that answer. “Well you can't have it. I'm using it.”

// axe body spray

“No. Do you want a magic staff?”

Adjusting his glasses.

“Hello.”

Well I don't have an ax, so don't look at me.

FROG

Certainly some of us do NOT take our time for granted, I am here for a Long time AND a Good time and I am going to accomplish A LOT.

𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓫𝓸𝔂~

Do you fear death? Or is it more of an old friend waiting to greet you?

It's a difficult measure, the average peasant lives to around 60, but magical means can definitely improve someone's lifespan. Unless they're an adventurer. Then it becomes complicated! If they survive the first few years of their adventure, they will likely live for a very long time.

I am rather young even by human standards... Only one-fourth of our average lifespan.

You look young?

Interesting development.

I will remember that.

I do appreciate the strides you've taken.

he's sopping wet again and there is water coursing down his face.

NO BUT I DO MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF FOR THE SPORT OF IT.

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I'm too insignificant for it to attack. I haven't hurt it thus far.

I'm quite fine actually.

I am perfectly dry, currently, thank you.

Stop what?

Stupid dragon.

I'd be quite embarrassed if there were two of me running around in the same universe.

Perhaps you could say what you said originally, but a tad bit LOUDER?

I'll pretend you told me you value my opinion and you think I'm cute.

[uncharacteristically gently] if you told me to shut up, or that something was making you uncomfortable, you know that I would do so.