Bold of you to assume that I'm gone. What do you mean this was three days ago?

Tomomi ❤️

Very helpful.

How do I politely tell the girl that likes me at school that I don't like her the way she likes me?

oh

Well at least she's not talking about me this time.

"We don't think much of ants, 'til they're the size of houses and burnin' down the forests. The desert is our home... and we're losin' that, too."

@branching-paths.bsky.social || if it has been more than a few days since my last reply PLEASE feel free to poke me!

This time I'll impress you. | That is highly doubtful.

@branching-paths.bsky.social "Not to be rude, but what, um, are you? Some kind of Leshy?" He peered at the... creature? Was it wearing a hat?

// Independent portrayal of the Hollow Knight in which they're mainly Root-aligned. Heavily canon-divergent to enable them to be as close to a regular character as possible, but core story is still the same. ❀ Alternate-friendly and multiverse encouraged ❀ Open to all genres ❀ #HKRP / #MVRP ⇣

what the hell

"I will make a note of that!"

"Oh." He blinked and then adjusted his glasses. "What is Scrod?"

Immediately!

A look of sheer horror dominates his features. "You can't eat me! I'm! I'm skin and bones!"

I mu- would a shower even help?! It would just make me more damp! What do I do!!! GODS

W H A T

"M! MILDEW?! AM I SMELLY???"

Startled. "W- who are you?"

I will not fail this test!

"I wonder how my sister is doing..."

"Thank you." For the recommendation, and the tea. Mattias brought the tea before him and inhaled the scent, then thought about his arcana teachings. "The frustrating thing is, I remember much of my arcana teachings clearly, I just- when I went to sit down and take the test, it was like my brain was

"I utterly failed in Arcana, the basis of all wizardry," he grumbled. "It eviscerated any feeling of intelligence within my system..." He stopped himself from slumping over his books in defeat.

"I do not plan on attending another funeral anytime soon." He stomped in, then started setting up at the table, pulling out large scrolls and notebooks and putting them around in a neat, organized manner sorted by subject.

...well, if I were, you would be the one to tell me.

"Sheer bloody willpower," he growled, "any other questions?"

Oh he'll be there, bright and early, but he won't take the night off to rest. He'll be cramming til long after the sunlight fades, get 4 hours of sleep, and then show up on Solas' doorstep with his books and bags under his eyes. "Hello."

He's absolutely not going to do that. "I'll see you there."

"... it'll work. We'll make it work. I'll make it work." Groaning. "When can we start?"

You impotent fool

You impotent fool.

You impotent fool.

You impotent fool.

You impotent fool.

You'll help me study? Do you know magic? Do you know history and arcana? [Less judgemental and more curious how much he already knows.]

SOLAS...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I FAILED MY BASIC WIZARD TRAINING CLASS?!

bartender girl?

...does Tomomi think I'm a boyfailure...

There isn't all that much to see, I'm afraid. I am just that. An often damp idiot.

I am only partially soaked today!

| Will more than likely be here Sunday when the holidays die down fr fr

"...ah... my apologies..."

The squelch, squelch, squelch of wet feet padded closer to @sunsetsol.bsky.social in the bakery. A human man approached, his arms outstretched to either side, smelling of fish and fowl while he plopped down on the stool beside the Elf and brought his arms to rest on the countertop. "I believe

[absolutely fuming, pacing in the same spot, his hand to his chin and his other hand deep planted on his hip]

These socks are so warm and comfortable.

This time I'll impress you. | That is highly doubtful.

[sputtering] F-FIVE THOUSAND PLATINUM!?

I do not think that I can reply to that and survive to see the morning.