Playing Dee Jay lately, I realize I didn't have a good punish for wanton neutral jumps (fuck you very much, 1500) at spaces where AAs can't reach. Luckily, his slide works extremely well for a hilarious setup. As always, all meters shown are at the outer limit for demonstration of full cashout.

Starting 2026 off right~ (P.S. Yung Bae is a top 5 fave, if you don't know him yet, fix that & thank me later)

𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘖𝘭𝘥 𝘏𝘰𝘦𝘴~

For my last piece of tech of 2025, I thought we'd end it off with an OS from a setup I learned earlier this year. The wallcrush drink sequence leaves Jamie +9. This is particularly effective against Viper, who loses out on any reversal she can use ❤️ Happy New Year y'all & goodbye to 2025 🥳

There's a reason I refer to England as TERF Island, in case that was ever unclear:

It's a beautiful day in Jamaica ☀️🏖️

Burnout in six seconds or less, or your money back~ youtu.be/eqbIeGjFfyQ

Air Throws are the leading cause of acute, onset crashouts youtu.be/-v8D2lPVR3I

Oh honey no

1500 pls calm down~

Renaming the lab to Quintonil 🇲🇽 🍳 (sequence inspired by a very sweet soul ❤️)

Aright

The first two parries were just for show I guess, idk

Got in the mood to try to make my favorite Kim Command normal into something usable, while also practicing the optimal *but super finicky* double can DP punish juggle. The starting levels of drive & super account for building the amount needed to fully cashout using meters generated within combo.

Never Change, 1500. Never Change.

You know, I wasn't expecting to be sitting in an A/C-less 30 year old truck at a 7-11 parking lot with a different car *blasting* La Donna è Mobile at the pump behind me, but here we are. I have never been more assured of Divine Humor than in the solitary moments of my life.

Hermit's Elbow, my beloved

Mafia: The Old Country was everything I'd hoped it'd be & a wonderful addition to the franchise. It was so good, it almost makes you wish Italians were real. 10/10 ❤️

It's Mafia Day ❤️❤️❤️

Finally landed The Good SideswapTM live <3

I've played a lot of shorter games this year, SF6 has been main game for a long time now.

Happy Easter, Y'all thecommonchick.tumblr.com/post/6659887...

Never change, 1400 MR. Never change.

Fashion really does run in cycles. Half the guys in my newest 8-week course look like they wanna audition for Color Me Badd. Not everything from the 90s needs to come back.

it has to infuriate him that she’s a million times better at posting than he’ll ever be

I don't normally share opponent's names in my highlights out of respect, but the meme was too good to pass up. I will forever love Kizzie Kay for this sound clip youtu.be/TM11XCmTUAA

Since he won't be around on the actual day, my best friend decided to throw me a *very* early surprise party - just to make sure I suspected nothing ❤️

When you told him you weren't interested & now he won't stop sending you hole shots:

*There can be only one*

Finally hit this live <3 youtu.be/-zcaeWXZ_I4

Life comes at you fast, girl

I was pretty proud of this one youtu.be/Jkl9-GsAQ2I

Finally got to land *the big* Big Lady Cashout in a live match ❤️

When your friend tells you he & his husband may be getting a divorce, and you hear a DM ping at Clappin Hours

Uber rides are wild. I have only ever been picked up by silent drivers with Sermons playing or by nonstop yappers who decided this is a great time to become a living Reddit post. Sir, I do not care if you think corporal punishment in schools would fix school shootings, save this shit for Hinge.

In 2025, we do the first run for the Ancestors.

Happy Holidays to all & may you each survive the coming filial onslaught this year

To this day, that detail lives in my head rent free

Grading Quizzes: "In Philosophy of Religion, the greatest challenge for theists is known as ____________." Student: "The Truth." Same girl, same.

To the students who have an entire essay as one paragraph: I have no idea who the hell hurt you this badly, but it was not I - torture someone else. Mother of God.

The overwhelming desire to fail a paper outright for being single-spaced 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 I'm convinced instructors who assign single-spaced papers have a minimum of five bodies in their backyard. Ain't no *way* that's human behavior, man.

One of the most interesting things teaching post Covid is the nosedive on resilience so many students suffer from now. Admittedly, undergrads have always been full of simmering anxiety, hyper-caffeination, and poor hairstyle choices; but now the desire to run it down at frame 1 is very apparent.

A friend shared this with me via Discord this morning. Some days, I reflect on the Story of the Flood & I think "the biggest issue of this tale is believing Humanity deserved a second chance." Why is Sonic in Top 8? Why did Slimes round out Top 10?