Me when I watch Heated Rivalry

One down, one to go!

Got my nails done today and I’m so obsessed with them (video from the salon’s IG) and ALSO my nail tech does burlesque and I’m obsessed with her and I convinced her AND the owner to watch Heated Rivalry. What a day.

Went to the yarn store today, going to try and bang out two hats by Wednesday for my daughters’ preschool teachers because I’m crazy.

i also..... have restocks of this sticker up now............. yaoi night in canada is back on....!!!! (hockey goal buzzer blaring in the bg) get em here: halcyonedaze.etsy.com/listing/4351...

Watching Heated Rivalry while caged so I can focus on the plot.

Today on social media, I ask for queer hockey romance recommendations and then shoot them all down because I’m picky and also a judgmental hater. I’ve tried all of these books people are suggesting and I hated them!

Reminder! If you have also lost your mind over hockey boys, hit me up!

I set up a Heated Rivalry discord server! Full disclosure, this will be 18+ and RPF friendly so uh, don’t join if you’re not cool with that. PM me for link here or on Discord.

Threw a sweater and jeans on over my pajamas this morning to drop my daughter off at preschool, because why bother showering or eating or putting on a bra for school drop off? Then my car refused to start in the school parking lot, and now I am sitting in a car dealership unshowered and braless 😮‍💨

The Heated Rivalry fandom seems pretty active on Threads but everybody’s arguing over there and I really just want like, a chill discord server where we can talk about the books and the show and is RPF friendly and ugh I’m gonna have to do that too aren’t I

NINE?!??!?! God, I have to do everything around here.

HOW can I convince more of you to join me in my Heated Rivalry hyper fixation. What if I told you that you will see so many naked butts. You guys like butts?

*Kicks door down* hi hello who would like to talk about hbo softcore yaoi masterpiece Heated Rivalry with me, I’m very normal about it

Had an amazing idea for a tee shirt to wear when I see Oh Mary but it doesn’t exist and I don’t know how to make tee shirts, life is pain

If you were going to give one Discworld book to an 11 year old to try and hook them, which would you choose? Suggestions so far are Mort or Wee Free Men.

Help! Which pink for a Christmas tree!

I don’t ever want to hear another word about how this woman is the best songwriter of our generation. NOT ANOTHER WORD.

Dog walking fit of the day

Today in sentences that made my heart stop: “Mom, I opened one of your fan fiction things in Google Docs…but I only read one sentence because you told me it’s not appropriate.”

I read an otherwise delightful fic but was taken aback at this SLANDER, how can someone be “too Massachusetts” for a line famously from one of the most Massachusetts movies of all time? Our lords and saviors Matt Damon and Ben Affleck would like a word!

Becoming insane about Armand and Devil’s Minion has really given me insight into people who were Izzy obsessed from the get go…just rewatched IWTV S1 and I was like I’m BORED where is my WIFE the vampire ARMAND ‼️

I regret to say…Gentlebeard

Partied too hard last night (cross stitched for three hours and now my elbow hurts)

Tonight’s bar trivia team name

I’m going to see Oh, Mary in November to see Jane Krakowski and I was already excited but today this casting announcement dropped and I am now squealing at a pitch that can only be heard by dogs!!! Jenna and Danny!!!!!!!!!

POV I send you this right before I do an extended info dump on the wreck of the Mignonette and how this led to the outlawing of cannibalism in cases of marine disaster

Toof

Today’s dog walking fit

Ooh, a comment notification! Can’t wait to see—oh.

It’s important to dress for the occasion when walking the dog

I’ve gotten this far on clue 1 and decided to actually be responsible and grid my fabric just to discover that one of my grid blocks is 10x11 instead of 10x10 SO GREAT LOVE THAT FOR ME

Is ANYBODY watching Slaysian Royale because I need to discuss THE KISS on the last episode!!!

It’s 95 goddamn degrees out but we are doing fall florals, we are manifesting autumn vibes!

Between That Guy and 9/11, it is a BAD day if you hate performative social media mourning and hand wringing.

the constant reiteration from liberals etc that we should extend empathy to people who not only wish us dead but who've devoted their lives to violently creating and enforcing the devastating conditions for our premature deaths remains putrid as hell.

Well, we don’t live in a civilized society 🙃

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

Went to the Memphis Zoo today and got this message. That’s Memphis, TN, not Mississippi. Good to know we get a taste of fascism from across the river.

0/10 ship

Cunty bob is bobbing, she’s cunty

I don’t think pupils work that way but okay girl!

Another day of reading a highly rated booktok book, another day of feeling like I’m losing my mind because this? This is the best book of the year?

The last time we heard from my FIL it was to try and get us to invest in some crypto pyramid scheme, so that’s a hard pass. He’s never even met his granddaughter.

Superman was so good, I fear I am obsessed with Clark, a good boy who loves his ma and his pa and his girl and doing the right thing 😭

Age verification: I had to get off the internet so my mom could make a phone call

Darkly funny, disgusting, exquisitely written and batshit insane (positive). Another stellar entry into my favorite genre, Hot Girls Doing Crimes. Warning: do not read if you are easily grossed out. #piratereadingclub