GOOD MORNING BISEXUALS

How was the Rizzy event, did u guys have fun, was Con outrageous, tell me everything

The upside of this Heated Rivalry Fandom HOA situation is it’s made all the freaks and weirdos (pos) come out of the woodwork and I’m collecting them on Threads like Pokémon.

I told myself I was not going to cause trouble in the Heated Rivalry fandom but they’re over on threads organizing a Morality Squad composed of 14 “vetted fans” and y’all I can’t do this again

ANYWAY if this works I got a haircut and I feel pretty good about myself

AGAIN TODAY BLUESKY, SERIOUSLY????

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Since last we spoke I have gotten super into nail art, look at my nails! We’re whimsymaxxing up in this bitch.

Okay am I like…shadowbanned or is everybody mad at me or what

Also hi hello fronds how are you I miss you tell me what’s going on on your life!

Hello beautiful fronds (typo but I’m leaving it) do you like beautiful men in makeup and banter and jokes and dirty talk and sex? Have I got the fic for you, inspired by this picture of Hudson archiveofourown.org/works/80951671 #heatedrivalry

I am soooooo bad at being active on more than one social media platform at a time, because reposting things from one to another makes me feel like a content creator and not like a person yapping with their friends.

Representation for the Big Tittie Spilling Stuff On Our Shirts community #connorstorrie #heatedrivalry

My brother has gone no contact with our mom and I feel like the sword of Damocles is hanging over me waiting for the fallout to happen 😫

Shane & Ilya would try to have some kind of picking up a stranger in a dark nightclub role play but then they wd both get too upset about the idea of cheating on each other and end up having sweet missionary sex while crying into each other’s mouths > #heatedrivalry #hollanov

🚨 IKEA MONKEY COAT ALERT 🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL #connorstorrie

There needs to be more thigh fucking in Heated Rivalry fics. Why do they even have those thighs if nobody is fucking them, I ask you?!

Why is the Heated Rivalry feed all people complaining that they don’t like the show or the main couple isn’t compelling or that the stakes aren’t high enough

It’s interesting to me to see ppl on Threads get very offended when people say RR did Shane dirty or doesn’t really understand him because she created him. When I think everybody here knows sometimes the fandom understands the character waaaaaay better than the creator can ever hope to 😅

Today on Blorbo Defense Squad: why was Ilya so cold to Shane in Vegas? Why didn’t they kiss? Why didn’t he get up and walk Shane to the door. Okay, yes, that was a dick move. But consider. He’s about to go home to Russia, a place he only associates🧵 #heatedrivalry

I used to be, I think, a pretty run of the mill Nice White Liberal but I’ve been slowly deconstructing that since Sandy Hook when I realized that the slaughter of dozens of kindergarteners wasn’t going to change a goddamn thing. It sure is something watching other Nice White Liberals get there now.

That was my “pspspsps” to the Heated Rivalry fandom, btw

Hello I’m going to monologue for a minute about my blorbo Ilya Rozanov. I have seen people call him a fuckboy and I must object. He is not a fuckboy. He is a rake! 🧵 #heatedrivalry

I’m eating a tuna melt with Penzey’s Sunny Paris mix in the tuna and rereading Heated Rivalry and I guess life ain’t too heck for the moment

I feel like I’m fumbling around in the dark trying to find the Heated Rivalry fandom without resorting to going back to Twitter. I’m on Threads, but everybody’s fighting. I’m on Tumblr but nobody talks to each other there! Where are you 😭 #heatedrivalry

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Announcing 🏒 ICE OUT 🧊, a Heated Rivalry fandom fundraiser to support immigrant communities in the US and denounce fascism 🔥. Donate and receive an HR fanwork! Creator signups are open NOW until 1/30. 🔗 Details in th carrd: iceouthr.carrd.co #heatedrivalry #hollanov #fandom

This was my special set of silverware when I visited my grandparents’ house as a kid. I didn’t know who Hopalong Cassidy was, just that it was special and just for me. But now I see he is serving LEG the house down boots 🦵 👢

Well, it’s nice that my son will have the same cultural touchstones as I did (an illegal war for oil started by an illegitimate president that begins during our adolescence)

At Nana’s house and going through old pictures. Left is my mom and right is me.

Hudson Williams stuns in new photo #heatedrivalry

Sorry kids, Christmas is canceled, mommy has holes and butts to be ruthless about #heatedrivalry

If you need me, I will be laying on the cold tile floor in my bathroom for the next 5-7 business weeks

I’m watching real hockey and nobody is kissing?!?!?! I would like to speak to the manager of hockey 😤

LOOK AT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE IT’S SO PRETTY AND TASTED SO GOOD it’s chocolate with peppermint buttercream

What if for my birthday (tomorrow) I c0mmissioned Hollanov art with Shane wearing makeup hm what then where are the Hollanov artists…

Husband is home from ER, tests were all normal, this flu is just gnarly. His blood pressure was all crazy and he was dehydrated. Get your flu shot if you haven’t already!

Last Friday I had to take my daughter to the ER for a fever that wouldn’t go down, turned out she has Flu A. Two days later my husband caught it. Today I dropped him off at the ER for chest pain and shortness of breath. Tomorrow is my birthday. Can I say fuck it and eat my cake for dinner?

For some writers, transing a character is the highest honor they can bestow. For me, it’s feminizing. I’m going to put that cis man in makeup and lingerie and call him “good girl” and he’s going to be soooooooo horny about it (I’m talking to you Shane Hollander) #heatedrivalry

Getting back into Hollanov has made me realize the ship dynamic I love more than grumpy/sunshine is anxious fusspot/sexual menace. Gentlebeard, Sprizzy, Aziracrow, Hollanov. Fluster! That! Man!

Ohhhhhh here comes the post fic crash

“Dis baby is a baby that died so the other babies can eat it!” My baby’s first cannibalism…only 4 years old, I’m so proud 🥹

Nice

I wrote a thing, it’s for Heated Rivalry, because I won’t rest until I convince you all to watch it. Do you like phone sex? A little feminization kink? Ilya Rozanov being a menace? Have I got a little treat for you: archiveofourown.org/works/75843561

My first real date with my husband was seeing The Princess Bride in a second-run theater. At the end of the movie, the iconic line about perfect kisses, he kissed me. I wouldn’t be sitting here in this house with my kids and my dog without Rob Reiner 💔

My Threads feed is 100% Heated Rivalry and then I come in here and I’m like oh yeah, gay pirates, I used to be into that…

I don’t know if this is impressive or embarrassing, or maybe both?

Me when I watch Heated Rivalry

One down, one to go!