Something wicked this way cums #FatCockFriday #fcf #nsfw #lewd

the devs are still hibernating. have some memes 🤲

It fucking WIMDY No like actually I’ve seen shingles on the ground that were blown off of roofs

bark BARK BARK

So I get to university today to discover that absolutely NOTHING is working with their network. Can’t log into the wifi, access course materials, read emails. Hell, even the website doesn’t work! No idea what is going on but they better fix it by tomorrow

Become FRUITIER

I don’t have a witty comment this time lmao #FatCockFriday #fcf #nsfw #irlnsfw #lewd #cock

McKernan/Belgravia, the least used station on the entire Edmonton LRT network At least in 2019 when they last did the passenger counts.

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based off this photo which i find very sweet and it always reminds me of my plushie whom i love very much : )

Also: LEAVE TWITTER.

bark bark

Drink some water. Go for a walk. Put your phone down. No amount of doom scrolling is going to make things better. If you want to do something, make a plan to protest and call your representatives. Dont run your nervous system ragged on socials rn

You know the roads are bad when even 4WD vehicles with winter tires are having a BAD time Edmonton, clear the damn roads!!

Quick reminder, you are allowed and it's not contradictory: - to criticize the USA for violating international law - to criticize Maduro for being a dictator - Recognize that the USA interest isn't the freedom of Venezuela - Celebrate the fall of brutal regime

This is some good news that we need! www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhEx...

Don’t rot on your phone today. Go on Ground News for clear, bite-sized news. Then disengage. Engaging on social media and doomscrolling feels good short-term, but can function as compensation for powerlessness in uncertainty to create the illusion that you have some kind of control. You don’t.

The first #FatCockFriday of 2026! We can both enjoy some sucking and pleasuring and forget all about the snow outside 🥴 #fcf #nsfw #irlnsfw #lewd #cock #owo

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Happy New Year, but more importantly, happy final day of the iconic MetroCard! We embarked on what truly became a disaster of a trip to send off New York's 30-year-old fare medium. youtu.be/1UMmhbU8W8o

cock Dammit I need to RAIL someone 😫

the last two days of the year don’t even feel real

I’ve had enough of this… but knowing my luck it’ll probably snow just as much within the next week! 🙃

The last #FatCockFriday of the year! Now what do I do… #fcf #nsfw #irlnsfw #lewd

Merry Christmas everyone! Don’t get too drunk today lest we all get hung over tomorrow :3

Oh hey look, it’s me! Seriously!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!! 🎄

Finally...the good part of youtube

awagga

If you're a Canadian and you're concerned about certain provinces using the notwithstanding clause to attack minorities, consider signing this house of commons petition. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

*paws at you* can I have a weed gummy *paws at you* can I have a weed gummy *paws at you* can I have a weed gummy *paws at you* can I have a weed gummy *paws at y

Does anyone understand Polish? I tried putting the instructions througg Google Translate but it was useless 💀

The solstice! Shortest day of the year, and finally the beginning of the end of misery and darkness Because trust me, 3:30 PM in this part of the world, it’s already pretty dim

Get on your knees for me pup, I know you want it ;) #FatCockFriday #fcf #nsfw #irlnsfw #lewd

hi Feeling a bit better now but still with a bit of a cold 🤧

just a week away

for @thomassergal.bsky.social

Howly! ❤️

Yep, definitely sick now. I woke up a bit before 3 feeling weak, and I’m having a shortness of breath really easily This sucks

Of course it’s today that I think I’m coming down with something… :(

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

Getting stoned makes me horny 😵‍💫 But hey, at least my finals are finally done! Need to be touched more though… #FatCockFriday #fcf #nsfw #irlnsfw #lewd

For anyone in the Lower Mainland of BC, please remember: Turn around, don’t drown when encountering flooded roads! It may save your life

I want to go on one of the excursion trains that runs on the BRR some day! But I can’t imagine there would be many of those in winter

The stress is real You might not see me very much for the next few days with finals awaaaaaa

cruising

You know it’s cold when even after going inside for a bit you still need more heat…

If I’m gonna go lay down in bed, maybe you could join me as well? 😈 #FatCockFriday #fcf #nsfw #irlnsfw

If you’re still using twitter I dunno what to tell you at this point. People are judging you, and we will remember your choices.