Happy Mothers Day!

Well good morning~ #FatCockFriday #fcf #nsfw #irlnsfw #lewd

Bark

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Bridge 📍St. Albert, AB

It’s right about now that I predict the wildfires in Alberta will really begin History has played out this way before… namely in 2016 and 2023. I’ll never forget the Fort McMurray fire. While I was never there, the impact was apparent everywhere. Just a horrible time for anyone, involved or not.

Portland Museum of Silly Fopses? Seems like a great place to go for #FursuitFriday! 📷: @/soarintf2 (🐦) 🪡: @wilddogworks.com #furry #fursuit

You’re already down here anyway, why not get to work? 😈 #FatCockFriday #fcf #nsfw #irlnsfw #lewd

Finally I enjoyed a walk outside to grab a snack, it’s a nice day outside :)

If the header image of an article is AI, I'm not reading it.

Finally! My last final exam is done and now I can relax for the summer… hopefully

Tfw when someone sends me a Twitter link.

Counting down the days until I can finally take a breather… my last final is on Wednesday

they both ate ten pounds of blueberries and crashed

wuff… oh I think I hit the weed pen a bit too much bark

Some days I’m touching myself and I realize just how thick my cock is 🥴 #FatCockFriday #fcf #nsfw #lewd #cock

Look i know it’s one of those stereotypes of Seattle but this is a little much don’t you think

Oh how I wish I had someone to lay beside and talk to each day… 🥺

Happy 420! Unfortunately I won’t be participating since I need to lock in for my finals, but have fun for me, alright?

awaaaaAAAAAAAA

Finally starting to see the first glimpses of green grass It may not sound like it but I’m very happy!

Looks we love

I’ve really had an insatiable urge to use this thing. Wanna go for a ride? #FatCockFriday #fcf #nsfw #irlnsfw #lewd

we know

The vibe coding continues… it’s almost as though AI shouldn’t be trusted to spit out production code

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

Just a heads up for you all, I may not be nearly as active this week It’s the last week before finals and I am stressed x.x

Boredom strikes again…

One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.

Welcome home Artemis!!!

Good afternoon! Anyone wanna suck me off as I do some work on my laptop? #FatCockFriday #fcf #nsfw #irlnsfw #lewd

Bark?

who up overclocking they subway this morning

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

How to eat like Benjamin Franklin? Simple, just let ADHD make you pace around for far too long thinking about what to eat until you end up just having a small snack anyway 🙃

Is it working now? Maybe, but for how long…

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

4 people have just gone the farthest from earth that any human has in history

I would be unstoppable were it not for the tired and eepy

I love this cock shot~ #ballstretcher #erection #gayfurryirl #yiff #smut #horny #cockpic #dickpic

What being tied up does to a mf 👀

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

There’s no witty comment this time but it is #FatCockFriday! #fcf #nsfw #irlnsfw #lewd

I am ashamed to be Albertan. We are the laughing stock of Canada and it’s why I avoid saying what province I’m from

The Alberta government is now considering some level of book restrictions in public libraries, not just schools. And once again they are taking aim at LGBTQ2S+ books. Don't forget where this focus came from. It was never actually about "concerned parents." xtramagazine.com/power/politi...

How does one create entropy? Get a bottom to keysmash the keyboard for a few minutes 🥴 (Do not actually do this because it’s not “truly” random) #netbsd