Actually y'know, fuck my doomerism.

Please, slow the hell down lest you need to go to the chiropractor from our aggressive speed bumps

Pretty confident I have a cold. In fact I reckon everyone else on campus might be getting it too, lots more sniffling, coughing and sneezing than normal

I was looking up juggling balls on amazon (you don't get to judge me) and found the most restrictive age range: 6 to 6 years. "Happy birthday kid, have some juggling balls! on your next birthday, we're taking 'em back!"

You like the thought of thick, hard cock slapping against your face, don’t you? #FatCockFriday #fcf #nsfw #lewd #owo

And I’m getting sick again. Wouldn’t be the first few months of being in an educational institution without it

Repost to scare a transphobe.

How did I end up here? And would it make a good album cover even? #yeg #photography

As a bisexual myself I can confirm: I am tired 💙💜❤️

putting “ΘΔ (fraternity)” on linkedin

😵‍💫~

We should not care or reward Disney for this. We must make their bottom line hurt for even considering doing something like this. Don't let up. Other companies need to see that bowing to fascism is not something you can do without consequence.

we're on the precipice of a universal antiviral medication, mRNA technology is out here curing cancers every other month, HIV is cureable AND preventable, renewables generate more energy now than fossil fuels worldwide and and more cost-effective, coral reefs are growing back all over the world rn

Bluesky really thinks they can stop us from posting NSFW? 🎵 How about I do anyway? 🎵

DO NOT participate in #blueskyblackout2025 I'm nsfw artist and other nsfw artists are asking you to SHOUT! Bsky wants to censor us so the worst thing we can do is censor ourselves! Publicly shame them, use the feedback button, and post about it using the tag #bskycensorship Silence is compliance!

i love posting garbage like “i’m at the big tesco, anyone want anything” because i still wholeheartedly believe in social media being used for whimsy and fun rather than doomscrolling, ragebait, clout chasing and Brands speaking of which, i’m at the big tesco, anyone want anything

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL RED PANDA DAY here is a thread of some of my fav red panda pics i have saved on my phone

Post cumshot view, featuring me standing up Wanna come clean it up? #FatCockFriday #fcf #nsfw #irlnsfw #lewd

*causally infodumps your ear off about trains*

Bruh

DESTRUCTION 🏗️ It’s not often you get to see a building torn down so I’m savouring every bit of it, from a distance of course

Bashful. Oil on wood, 9x12 inches.

The Power Macintosh G2 Cube shown here with the higher-end 75Mhz PPC603, memory slot, and LC-PDS compatible expansion was an addition to the Macintosh family.

You would expect a university to have proper wifi functionality that could maintain thousands of devices at once But no, occasionally I have to wait 45 seconds for a page to load! Everything’s fine!

Lol how the heck are folks still passing along Twitter links - just let it fester and die, the funny memes are absolutely not worth wading in the sewage for.

Welcome to Coliseum, the worst station on the Edmonton LRT network! Seriously, I feel bad for people for which it’s the closest station… let’s just say it’s a good thing smell doesn’t transmit over the internet 🤢 Long term plan is to replace the station, but I’ll be on my deathbed by then lol

"Let's move to Mastodon-" actually yeah, great idea, hey, can you content-warning tag all photos you post that have eye contact hey can you content-warning tag all photos of food you share hey can you put a content-warning on this text post where you're talking about your kinks hey can you

Come take a sniff if you want I don’t have anything witty to say this time lmao #FatCockFriday #fcf #nsfw #irlnsfw #lewd

BLUESKY GIVEAWAY: - 1 Bigscreen Beyond 2e: @vrchat.com Edition (no 10 years of VRC+, sorry). As long as Bigscreen can ship to you, you're eligible. RULES: - must be following me on Bluesky - must RT this post you must be comfortable with me ordering it for you!

The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures. This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

I present to you: the Pleasure Plaza It was already largely picked through by the time I checked it out lmao

Allow me to cleanse your timeline with food 🍔

I hope this timeline cleanse works for you.

What a news day

Shut The The Fuck Up Friday is every day

Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.

… what in the name of all that is good is the new iPhone design I predict we’re going to have Bendgate 2: Electric Boogaloo

I am very comfortable

Yay, bookmarks!

"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

A romantic moment. Two more than friends. A single moment and a gentle sunrise.

I have far more questions than there are answers Why a printer inside of a TV?

awaaaaaaaaa

CANADA, UK, AUSTRALIA!! y'all all have official petitions targetting paypros censorship! IF YOU LIVE IN THESE COUNTRIES, SHARE THESE AROUND AND SIGN THEM ASAP. And verify by email! CAN www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... UK petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73... AUS www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/...

U.K. residents, could this be your chance to stop paypro censorship in the country? Please sign this petition petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Welcome to the old train station in Fort Saskatchewan! It’s a gorgeous preserved building that’s now home to an ice cream shop. Bring it back… one can dream

Right now there's a petition in Australia to establish a law that would prevent organizations like "Collective Shout" from forming harassment campaigns. This is only for Australians to sign, but it's also encouraged for others to share the petition. #SaveSpeech Link: www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/...