* GEX!

* THANK YOU, SANS! FINALLY PUTTING YOUR LAZINESS TO GOOD USE BY BUYING SOME HIGH QUALITY COKE!

* THAT'S OKAY, PAPYRUS IS HUNGRY TOO! HUNGRY FOR CRACK!

* ME AFTER BEATING ALL OF DELTARUNE WHILE HAVING AN AMPUTATED LEG AND BEING BLINDFOLDED!

jack (this forgotten man and Papyrus int is cute)

jack (thought that human Spamton was simon petrikov for a second icl)

* THAT CRACKED HEAD DUDE IS REALLY WEIRD! BUT, WE ALL NEED TO GIVE PEOPLE CHANCES! HE REMINDS ME OF... SOMEONE.

jack (I love writing extremely ooc papyrus)

* ODD? ODDBALL... HOW ABOUT A MEATBALL INSTEAD?

* I'M BONE MIKE!

* THESE ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANT TO MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!

* PAPYRUS IS SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW

* I DO NOT HAVE ANY POOP! LOOK AWAY BUDDY!

* WHAT THE FUH

* SORRY, LITTLE BUDDY! BUT YOU'RE JUST SO FORGETTABLE!

* PAPYRUS CAN TAKE ON ANY DRINK! AND SO CAN YOU... SPAM THONG? WHAT WAS IT? SPAMTHONG GEEZ SLIM THONG?

* HAHA SPAMTON KILL YOURS

* THE ROARING DIH...

* THERE'S A SKELETON MAN FLYING IN THE SKY!

* I sample the @thegreatpaps.bsky.social tea. * The bag bears the symbol of a Starman. WHAT A VEXING CONCOCTION . THE BASE IS TOMATO , BUT ITS SWEETNESS IS UNLIKE A BLOODY MARY - IT IS ALSO NON - ALCOHOLIC . . . . I MUST ADMIT , DESPITE IT ALL , I AM RATHER FOND OF ITS BEING . (+140)

* I'LL BE HONESTLY HONEST, EVERYBODY! PAPYRUS PROMISES!

* SORRY GUYS YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

* HELLO MR WING DINGS! OH, WHAT'S THAT YOU SAID? KILL EVERYONE? WHY? COOL ARMOR? * ... I AM CONSIDERING, MR (OR MS) DOCTOR (WO)MAN!

* THAT IS... RIGHT?? NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, YOU LOOK FAMILIAR TO SOMEONE I USED TO KNOW. 【He blushes at Flowey actually referring to him as a cool dude, before nodding.】 * NICE TO MEET YOU, FLOWEY! I HOPE WE CAN BE GOOD FRIENDS! UNLESS WE ARE ALREADY! 【Reaching a hand out...】

* SAAAAAAAANS! YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT! * DESPITE YOUR OBVIOUS, LAZY AND UNNECESSARY FLAWS, YOU ARE ALSO A GREAT BRO! WELL, SOMETIMES, THAT IS...

* IT'S ME! DESPITE EVEYRTHING, IT'S STILL A COOL DUDE!

* DO I? I'M JUST A COOL DUDE WHO DOES SPORTS AND LIKES COOKING! 【He chuckles, his cape waving in the air...? The air isn't even that heavy this time of day.】 * BUT, THANK YOU, UH... WHAT IS YOUR NAME, FRIEND?

* YOU ARE STILL THE YOUNGEST PERSON ALIVE!

* WELL, IS IT TRUE? 【He crouches down to reach your size, hands in knees.】 * IF NOT, THAT'S FINE, TOO! I HOPE YOU STAY FINE, OR GET BETTER!

* IS THAT SO? WELL, SOMEONE SUCH AS YOU MUST GO THROUGH A LOT! SO IF THERE'S ANYTHING, FRET NOT, AS I CAN HELP! WITH WORDS! * THAT USUALLY GOES FAR.

* HELLO THERE, FLOWER-Y FRIEND! WHAT IS ON YOUR PETAL-MIND?

[̲ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙶𝚁𝙴𝙰𝚃 𝙿𝙰𝙿𝚈𝚁𝚄𝚂 ]̲ ᅠ ᅠ 𝘾̲𝙊̲𝙊̲𝙇̲ 𝘿̲𝙐̲𝘿̲𝙀̲ ᅠ ᅠ 𝘠𝘖𝘜'𝘙𝘌 𝘉𝘓𝘜𝘌 𝘕𝘖𝘞 ⏤ ‼️

* BECAUSE I AM, AS THE NEW FOLK WOULD CALL IT, THE GOAT.

* WHY ARE THE WORDS SLURRED? DO THEY HAVE A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT? I SHALL HELP THE WORDS!

* PAPYRUS DOES NOT ABIDE BY COMMON NORM! PAPYRUS IS ALSO A JUSTICESEXUAL! SO THEREFORE MAKES ME VALID.

* FAGGOTS... TYPICAL.

* YOU FINALLY GET IT, BRO! FINALLY!

* SKELETON STORYTIME!

* WOWIE, I DID NOT KNOW THAT! JEEZ, YOU'RE GONNA BE SHOCKED WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU'RE JUST A CHARACTER IN BLUESKY BEING PLAYED BY YOUR MUN! * GLADLY I DIDN'T TELL YOU! THAT'D BE BAD!

* DID YOU KNOW THAT, FROM THE PLACE I COME FROM, THERE WERE THESE THINGS THAT LOOKED LIKE MELTED BUTTER BUT AS MONSTERS BECAUSE... * ... HMM, WELL, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU! UNLESS I HAVE TO.

* I HATE MAILMEN! I HATE WHEN THEY ASK ME FOR WHO THE STRANGE MAN BEHIND THE TREE IS! I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS! STOP!

* SANS! WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?!

* NOTHING!

* What is wrong with this world.

* OH! YAY! I LOVE KEEPING MY ILLEGAL SECRETS ILLEGAL!

* SANS!! NOW THEY'LL BUY THINGS UNDER MY 1 BILLION GOLD AND THE FBI WILL BE AFTER ME!

* STOP LEAKING MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER!

* YEAH! ANYWAYS, BYE BYE FRIEND! 【He flies away like he didn't drop the most shocking lines of dialogue.】

* OH, THAT'S COOL THEN! * OKAY! I GUESS I *AM* FALLING FOR YOUR 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓, THEN! 【Flies away like a beautiful bird.】