Like why do I have three

Low key want to move to a place with forests.

Just got asked to do a wedding. I’d rather di*.

Why is my high school bully following me

There could be sixteen thousand seven hundred twenty two people in a room.

Did you know there’s a Waffle House under lake shore drive

SOMEBODY HIRE ME!!

Toy cam

In 2010 I auditioned for the real world and didn’t get in.

I just changed name to John on LinkedIn. I’m trying to see something.. 🫠

She helped me clean the studio and started doing this

Booking a trip tomorrow.

This week.

Obsessed with podcasts right now.

Seated at La Paloma in Encinitas for American Graffiti. My first time at this theater. Cash only. Old as shit. Hell yes, let’s do this.

BUMP.N’THAT :: PUSSY IN PURPLE [A THREAD]

I take back what I said about tj maxx groceries.

“Put your hands upppp for madonnaaaa :|”

My bank emailing me “You did it!” after taking my money is actually insane. Welcome your tape.

Finding a vape in my couch >>

Long as hell but good.

These egg boils are wild looking

The winner takes it allll

I miss this

Hard to watch but it’s gooood!

My cat didn’t wish me a happy Mother’s Day.

Tann

I love a bitch that can move in silence.

Okay but two years ago.

I only read LinkedIn posts in a Carrie Bradshaw voice.

Is posting a garage sale on sniffies crazy?

I think I’m ready to print big now.

I’m going to Sephora tomorrow.

Haus of Torta

Film and digital cams for sale soon.

Yawn.

❤️

I’ve been watching that Madonna/ Addison Rae video religiously

What happened to her

It’s couture.

Okay handmaid’s tale