Does your ESA have an ESA?

Shleep

Morning.

I’m about to list like 10 digital cameras. 📷

All my friends are farmers.

I’ve been craving ethiopian diamond for weeks.

LinkedIn’s a ripoff. How many times do I gotta click “Improve your profile” to get this rhinoplasty

B. Scott - B*tch Hold My Ponytail.mp3

Scanning 6 rolls tonight. Send me a podcast and wish me luck 😟

It’s like pulling teeth to rent out a cool place to shoot. To the woods I go 😭

Now reading:

Me breaking the news at Thanksgiving that I was actually on a Judge Mathis episode.

The forest looked alive — every branch twisting toward the light. 😍 📍 Yakushima Forest, Japan 🌿🌞

Don’t spiral don’t spiral don’t spiral.

Why is this dog planning for her quinceañera

I just applied to Costco.

Now playing:

Are they making another anaconda movie cus I just got attackkkkked

My bestie got a ring light

Uuuu you wanna buy a digital camera from me so bad.

Part II. I’d take pictures at this wedding:

He was so sexy until he asked me if I party…

Why’d the gym guy have to do meeee like this

Hey siri do you hate me

I might.

You ever wanna scream?

I mean

Uuu these Facebook marketplace people. 😡

Welcome to chilis.

Yeah… I think I’ll pass on this job thanks.

2014

2015

Whose side were you on?

Self portraits from 2011 and 2025.

Offering me a full-time position at $15 an hour feels homophobic.

On the next episode of, “why did I sell these? 😭”

This little Kodak keychains are cute but they should be 20 max.

dear sniffies,

I need to stop. ✋🏼

I won’t photograph another wedding unless it’s like this:

Diva Down.

Happy fog Friday 🌫️👻

Should I steal this from my brother?

Somebody just tipped me good on uber eats.