"How do I get my own ORB cat art?" you may be asking. You can't, only my wife gets this exceptional piece of anatomical diagramatics. Bonus Fact: I intentionally used Krita to make this. For too long have the tools of art been hoarded by the artistically talented. No more comrades! Layers for all!

I suspect a woman from a time when all actors playing male or female had a penis would most likely not even understand why anyone would care. Much like me. Because literally the only important thing here is can Dylan hit the notes and perform the routine. Wait, they need to remember the lines too

It's easy nowdays. Not like when my Grandad was toiling in the podcast mines in the 40s. Used to be hard graft. Of course, Thacher ended all that when she broke the podcasters back in the 80s...

Martin has the energy of a highly skilled PhD supervisor who only took on a student because he needed to for a grant. Keep on keeping on Martin.

Porridge is such a true English breakfast. Largely flavourless beige slop that we stole from another country for no good reason. Enough to make me feel patriotic

Ah, my good friend pre-medication slump. A huge fuck you to you too pal!

I'm a huge fan of letting people remind you that a) They are not great people. b) Most people will ignore people being terrible if it suits their interests. It's a very efficient form of reminder of human nature. Like Narcan for faith in humanity.

I have made it guys! I am apparently so successful that people can dream about me snubbing them. I'm kind of a pretty big deal in the dream realm.

My life since fibromyalgia is basically this wish made on a cursed monkey paw

I love this design. I love a good sword-whip in general but I do wonder why we never see halberd-whip. Wrapping things up is, after all, one of the only things the trusty halberd is no good for. Also an axe-spear head flopping around at the top is innately funny to me.

No stream again today, owing to the fact that my limbs feel like the background of 'The Scream' and it's hard to focus on talking for 2 hours when your arms are made of norwegian paint.

Preach it Bijou 📣

Vet: The cure is simple. Pet the great dog Wagliacci, a famous good boy Dog, sadly: Woof

Sometimes I think about the 'women feel safer with a bear' thing and wonder if we missed a trick by not slowly moving the goal posts on the incels until they were aggressively insisting that "women just didn't understand how deep and prone to infection a field vole bite can be actually"

The truly exceptional part is the fact that Shadow talking makes it clear that both have a full awareness of both their circumstance and how it differs from the normal way they are depicted. This is an act of passionate spite that makes the picture both worthless and sublime as expressive art. 7/10

(wip) Did you know that Bal is so normal?? 🧋 Sooooo normal 👀 (i love those astral hands) #tiefling #ocs #ocsky #dndoc #dndart #wip

These hands are the ones I punch with in nightmares

finally got these done up!! they were so fun to do! 🧡💜

Here's how the study turned out! 💪Was fun to paint a different texture of hair, and I wanna do moreee. I wanna bet better at making it look soft and fluffy

A personal favourate fibromyalgia experience is being jelous of anybody with a condition where missing their meds doesn't mean being utterly useless the next day. Like "Oh, you only feel vertigo when you miss your meds. Lucky, sod", as if that doesn't also suck

I would like to demonstrate for you the difference between an effective diet and good nutrition. I am currently still losing weight each month and this morning I ate 4 200kCal oat bars with honey. I have no idea how on earth I achieved diabetic remission!

www.twitch.tv/twitchditcha... If you want to join me for what I expect will be the end of Armoured Core 2

As a fibromyalgia sufferer I only have 3 temperatures: Too cold. Too hot. Suspicious. Currently we are firmly in option 2

And thus beguins my favourate Nintendo game - Surprising practicality or unfathomable whimsy?

www.twitch.tv/twitchditcha... Playing Armoured Core 2 sortie 22 and up

Been without Pepsi Max for about 3 hours now. Life is bleak. No joy in site.

Mios has been awake for about 3 hours, and that seems to be his limit... mood

So we don't even get the fun canabis chemical... yeah, that tracks.

The absolute horror of briefly thinking you don't have any more duloxetine!

I'm such a simple person that a common pleasent dream I have is just me going from second hand shop to second hand shop and just shopping for PS2 games and a common unpleasant dream is essentially just having a PS2 game collection and some are going missing and I dont know why.

Feeling some of that high quality fibro pain, so I'm gonna clock my brain off for a while.

Man, the other day I was so eagar to have people follow me on twitch www.twitch.tv/twitchditcha... where I am currently playing Armoured Core 2 daily at 3 - 5pm GMT, and more commonly play Creature Capture games. That I pretended to be telling a story on Bluesky just to advertise it on there

Gonna be streaming Armoured Core 2 over at www.twitch.tv/twitchditcha... if anyone wants to come an watch. I will die a lot, you can laugh at me or help. I wont judge your choice

The guy who wrote this is a f**king idiot

@sadraccoon061.bsky.social cannot be allowed to see this.

I am experiencing almost no fibro pain right now. Words cannot express how little I trust this situation...

My V Rising playthrough with @sadraccoon061.bsky.social if the had cats

Nothing is more 'cop' than the part of the Mercy ad where he says "I shouldn't be here. I helped create the Mercy program!" I didn't create this 90 minutes of turbo trial to go through it myself! A good idea that I assume the film will utterly fail to fully deliver on.

Remembering the time I messaged my bandmate, who was very much expecting me to have recorded vocalsm this picture with zero context or vocal recordings. I'm a joy to work with

Reposting in the name of community education

Got that strong urge to carefullly plan a Rimworld colony, stack all my resources into a couple of colonists, get complacent and fail to prevent unrepairable damage to the whole settlement while Randy Random laughs at me over the course of 40 -60 hours. You know, the usual.

As it is #Caturday here is the new little kitten we have aquired. He has no brain and is, despite his clear lack of cognition, very good at getting on top of everything. @sadraccoon061.bsky.social is resiting my suggestion that he be called Squig.

Time for a really deep thought guys. What if, wait for it. What if... yeah, the animals in animal farm, right. What if, what if they are supposed to, like, represent people. *head explosion noise* For more media interpretations and deep perspectives please follow

Everytime my desktop computer manages to move from the UK to the Netherlands in 0.34 seconds after I hit a adult content barrier I like to think that Kier Starmer's tears ruin whatever document he is drafting to drag the Labour party further Right.

December 'Whatever, it's Christmas' me is a jerk. January 'The New Year has started and I have to re-exert self control' me wants to punch him in the face. But he can't. He has to re-exert self control 😔

I have just realised I have not watched Trigun in like a decade. What kind of nerd and lover of wildly unreliable main characters am I!?!

I seem to have lost my youtube channel. It wasn't banned or anything. I just cant remeber for the life of me what the sign in details were

Turns out that if your AC is slow and tanky then for a whole bunch of missions in Armoured Core 2 staying still and slamming the other guy with a big number or grenades is kinds the secret stuff!

If you happen to have a strong desire to see somone play Armored Core 2 I got your back www.twitch.tv/twitchditcha... Swing by and watch, maybe have a chat. I'd appreciate the company

I have a great many things I would like to do today. Unfortunatly I have fibro, so what I will actually do is sleep. Its ok to envy my awesome influencer lifestyle