It's been quite some time, Old Sport.

Been a long time, huh sportsie?

// still pissed abt this

//Well I just lost the accounts of @saucequest31.bsky.social and @thebestsp33dster.bsky.social. Well that's just great /sarc

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THE SILLIESS!!!!!! (Still WIP)

// fnaf rp/parody acc starter pack go.bsky.app/6pis5Ae Ask me to join if you're a FNAF RP/Parody acc character and I'll let you in

// changes handle

Real. I mean what?

ANYWAY! I'm going to get myself kebabs.

I really should not drink that much wine next time

Why the fuck am I in an alleyway. I was not here yesterday old sport

I'm stuck in fucking 2018

Holy shit old sport I'm so hung over right now

There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. I've been waiting. . .

Never speak of him; if you want to be alive.

Who the hell is this guy

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

w h a t.

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// ohr ight i should prolly start being ic again

// dave miller's tierlist of fnaf characters

// why does my autocorrect put "GAY" RIGHT AFTER "they are" It knows me so well. . .

Wow this old sport is tall!

Wow this old sport is tall!

w h a t.

Who is William I'm obviously Dave Miller, old sport. (lie)

This isn't Vegas

five night's at squidwards

// o em gee alternate realities! aaaa!!!!! anyway imma ping william, henry, and jack in case they dont see this @afton-robotics.bsky.social @emilydinner.bsky.social @hiscalmingwaves.bsky.social

I finally found the goddamn wine holy shit

i keep trying to ask directions on the seanet but this GUY keeps showing up..... im scared... does he know :(

#dwaynejohnson where is my #rock

// I like how a lot of the FNAF fandom has decided that William's neck is severely cracked lmao (prolly cuz of dsaf) ANYWAY watch this it's cool. Yeah youtu.be/KiKZSG4ZvbU?...

// damn I post often 58 (It'll be 59 when I post this) posts and I made this like today!!! like PAST NOON!!! ALSO I'll be more active on this then Surge now

// any fellow TPRR players here I need to show off my stuff

are u avin a giggel m8

Listen I don't go to Vegas for the casino, I go for the wine Then I gamble all my money.

I'LL KEEP DENYING THE GAY ALLEGATIONS IT'S JUST BUSINESS

// the fact that I have seen two pfps from An Undeniably Canon FNAF Timeline is great

// If you need a reason why I like roleplaying as Dave Miller. Let's just say I'm bisexual I think we'll leave it at that /hj

FIRST DAY WITHOUT WINE GOING CRAZYYYYY

If ya go to Freddy Fazbenders, play Breadbear! It's a classic, old sport!

Jack just bought 2 tickets to Vegas. You know what that means

Jack's been doing this for 8 hours now

No me and Jack aren't gay. It's business Trust me

So many people and so many versions I uh. May have a theory. A BlueSky theory.

The fuck is a Freddy Fazbear's I only know of Freddy Fazbenders Is this a vile trick, old sport?