Ffs I can't stop crying now.

If you drink ginger beer after a Rennies, it tastes like Dr Pepper.

Good morning. I think I'm gonna stay here all day and watch 70s sitcoms on the old man channel. Enjoy your days.

Bob Mortimer loves 5ive. #totp

Friday night snack shop. Pizza not pictured as you all buy fancy ones and I'm ashamed of my peasant tastes.

Did not have "Pope declares clickbait a sin" on my 2025 bingo card. Good morning.

Someone plan my day for me tomorrow, it's getting a bit repetitive.

Good morning everyone. I had a horrible night's sleep so will be achieving very little today. Hope you have a tolerable day.

How has no one asked Celia Imrie about Scottish country dancing yet?! #celebritytraitors

Standard panic attack, drank too much liquid and now feel sick and have a headache.

Thought this was mash and yorkshires at first.

Fighting the exhaustion and going out tonight. Wish me luck.

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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

I've resorted to drugging the cat (catnip).

Why did no one tell me there was a song about Michaela Strachan?

Good morning everyone, have a fantastic day. And if its not fantastic, just buy some crisps, then it will be.

Despite some early indications, it appears the new upstairs twink is straight as I saw him wearing a 'Hoodrich' t-shirt.

Happy Monday people with jobs. I bought this with your taxes.

The Australians have today off as a bank holiday for the King's birthday but we don't. Good morning.

I've never listened to Gaga, Beyonce, Taylor, Kylie or Madonna on purpose.

Was looking forward to a nice bit of Sunday night Gone Fishing but it's the one where Bob Mortimer has shingles and is replaced by Lee Mack.

Bath time

Won 2 free drinks on the pub sports app despite having no idea what I'm doing!

@karu1402.bsky.social Didn't see them until I was in my way out.

My 'not putting the heating on outfit'. Today's activities include cleaning the mirror. Good morning

The cat has no respect for the sanctity of a Sunday morning.

Good lord I'm incredibly bored.

Baby Ryan Reynolds in X-Files

Been looking forward to new Alan Partridge all week so it better not be shit.

BILLIE FUCKING PIPER! #TOTP

I've done nothing to deserve this but I deserve this.

Had to Google this guy #totp Follow-Up Single: He released a cover of Hall & Oates' "She's Gone," which featured backing vocals from Destiny's Child and peaked at number 24 in the UK.

Do you ever forget which T-shirt you put on and try to remember without looking down?

RIP Kitty. Xx

Really need to cut my nails but the cat seems to have hidden my nail clippers and won't tell me where they are so I'll have to go and buy some new ones. Good morning.

*twink 2 large pink suitcases have been moved in...

It was the very next episode :)

There appears to be a hot wink moving in upstairs...

Good morning, my first dole payment hit my bank today.

Baby Jack Black in X-Files

Trying my best not to be a whinging little bitch anymore so please give me a gentle kick up the arse if I slip.

Did a batch of breakfast wraps, hoovered and had a nap. Still wiped out so bath and a rewatch of Agatha All Along in bed.

Good morning everyone, happy October. I'm still down with this shitty sinus infection but im determined to at least do some housework today.

No biopsy, radiographer said they were benign, scan again in 6 months. 🙃

Still feel like exhausted dog shit and have to go for my biopsy soon. The stupid part of my brain is trying to tell me to go shopping while I'm in town but I need to learn to stop pushing to far cos that's how I got in this mess.

Got a poorly Whoosh delivery. Should've got more snacks. I also forgot paracetamol...

Had to listen to a kid call Romeo get screamed at for 20 mins but got a penicillin prescription. And it was free cos I'm dole scum.

Seriously, who is this Raymond dick and why does everyone love him? He's a complete bell.