In town buying rice pudding, cans of pretend gin and chicken sausages. Very tired.

Whats the best Bob's Burgers song and why is it Electric Love? youtu.be/37fcHygNpT0?...

2026 In: Granny Biscuits Out: M&S Big Daddy

Good morning. I hope you all have a fantastic day but its not really one I enjoy so I'll likely see you tomorrow.

Baste my arse

What is this crap and where is my morning Fraiser?

Anyone going out for the yellow stickers tomorrow or not bothering?

Sam Campbell in a bellboy outfit should be doing it for me but somehow its not..

I am the most esoteric and fuckable misanthrope in this old man pub

Shopping was disappointingly uneventful except for the fact im 85% sure I saw Mathew Kelly buying baby oil (and only baby oil) in Sainsbury's...

Good morning. I'm heading into town and going to two different supermarkets just for shiggles. Have a joyous day

Well that was stupid

@steeble.uk new alleged cereal

Theres a wig on the fence of the wasteland where the gay sauna burnt down near my flat. I live in a classy area.

I might start vaping again so I can look as cool as these guys

Good morning! The cat wants us to stay in bed all day but I have a wake to attend. Possibly back to bed afterwards as I'm not staying out long on Mad Friday

Pretty autistic then

I've broken up for Xmas (no more job centre appointments until the 9th)

Good morning, I'm tempted to stay in bed all day playing Idleon but I should really go to the community centre to try and get out of this NHS fine. Maybe a couple of pints of 0.0 while im out... Have a lovely day you lot

Hope

Short notice visit from Aunty so ran to shops for a budget cheeseboard and bake at home mini sausage rolls

Good morning. Today is all about trying and coping.

The only Xmas songs I can stand (Yes, I'll be boycotting Spotify as soon as my ex realises I'm still on his family plan) open.spotify.com/track/3gaSVF...

The better Porridge Xmas special is on bbc4 at 8.45pm.

Just been fined £100 for claiming a free prescription. Turns out im on the wrong type of jobseekers. Plea of genuine ignorance not accepted.

Heading to town just to wander round and be a nuisance.

There is no gateau in my chateau

And none of you have mentioned my hair cut 😩

The Porridge Xmas special is on bbc4 at 7.30 followed by Allo Allo Xmas special (the gateau from the chateau) followed by the One Foot in the Grave Xmas special.

Uh huh

I wish I wasn't such shit company sometimes.

Looks like I'm going to The Lidls today

£100 each! Woohoo!

Today's granny biscuits in honour of @marvelknight10.bsky.social's visit

Gonna watch a Gone Fishing Xmas special with a Tim Tam. Bob Mortimer always cheers me up.

Very excited by today's Granny Biscuits

Good morning all. I've been feeling rather peculiar and not great mentally this last week but gonna give myself a kick up the arse and try to move past that. Have a lovely day and try to stay dry

So is that casual remark in ep1 about dissolving a pearl in vinegar gonna be Chekhov's Gun then? #TheWarbetweenTheLandAndTheSea #TWBTLATS #TWATBLAST

Anyone else watching War Between and are the sound levels really off?

Might have to try these and form my own opinion. Maybe not the doritos though www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...

Found @steeble.uk's Xmas present

You won, EBU. Enjoy the MoroccanOil money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life EBU. You ruined #Eurovision completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in basic humanity.

Not posting my Spotify wrapped as it's the same songs I've been listening to since I was 20. Likewise my Bluesky wrapped as its 70% discount shops and 30% perving on twinks.

The cat has decided we're hiding in bed today and I thoroughly agree

Theres been an evolution of Granny Biscuits

Well that's work done already

Ugh fine, I'll get out of bed. I dont see much point but I will.

Are you ever really looking forward for a tv show to start just so you don't have to see the advert for it any more?

Temu Joe Locke in Mastermind

Slow cooked turkey chilli for tea 😋