Episode 580 is up! New music from VENUS GRRRLS (3:42), fan mail on who his biggest fan might be (9:41), leaving people alone (23:38), the Phillies & the ABS system (34:29), and a playoff Flyers Update from The Captain (43:16). Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

Episode 579 is up! Pat rants on two dumb internet posts about blaming your kid's school and unmatching over a library card before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain. Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

I will share my answer on the show soon, but I'll put it to you first. If you think you're my biggest fan, what sets you apart from everyone else?

Episode 578 is up! Thanks to a listener, Pat rambles on unsolicited advice at work and leaving your tardy friends behind, before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain. Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

I hope this person is being facetious

Episode 577 is up! Pat rambles on more of our sports changes (3:19), plays new music from Jason Didner (14:03), shares our favorite Angelina Jolie movies (19:56), and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (31:07). Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

Episode 576 is up! Pat rambles on a listener email about a boyfriend reluctant to change his living situation, then gets a Flyers Update from The Captain. Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

Episode 575 is up! Pat plays music from Leave It to Us (2:10), rambles on job adventures (6:58), shares how we would change sports (17:05), and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (33:34). Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

I just learned how to schedule text messages. Dunno how long I've had this feature but it's a game changer.

Oh hey! For this week's episode, I have a hypothetical for you. Assume you have the authority for this: Change one aspect of your favorite sport. A rule, the way you watch the games, something about the parking situation - let me know!

Did I share my Switch friend code here? Let's be pals! SW-6390-3226-0338

Episode 574 is up! Pat plays music from Could You Not? (6:34), rambles on a Switch meeting (11:16), reads mail on a mobile game conspiracy (17:44), and shares a Flyers Update from The Captain (29:44). Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

Morning, friends! We got an email from a listener who loved the Nicolas Cage movie episode. They want to know: What is your favorite Angelina Jolie movie?

Episode 573 is up! Pat plays music from Portside Dive, rants about morning soda versus coffee, rambles on superpowers he would choose, & wonders why rich people are odd, before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain. Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

The Boy is in the kitchen and asked for the radio to be on. Jill found a Spanish station. I am in the living room playing Guacamelee. This rules.

Episode 572 is up! Pat rambles on the Olympics, plays new music from Twist It, rants on policing strangers' foods, wonders about loud cars, and praises people with superpowers. Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

Everything sucks and I don't have any ice cream. Dammit.

Saw some shit on Facebook from a high school classmate. We were not friends then and aren't now, to be clear. Dude was near the top of the class. His public profile is all MAGA bullshit. Good test scores do not always measure intelligence. In this case, they definitely don't.

Episode 571 is up! Pat answers a listener question about building the show community before wondering about scientists making videos out of our dreams. Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

Yesterday The Boy said "I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass" so I'll just wait patiently for my Father of the Year Award.

Episode 570 is up! Pat plays music from Royals (5:13), then rambles on Valentine's Day at the card store (11:12) and wonders aloud why people who dislike each other get married (18:46). Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

Maybe like 22 people listen to my show every week and that is insane. A classroom of people take time to hear to me yell about stuff from my house. Absolutely wild. And I 🪙 love each one of them 🥰

Episode 569 is up! Pat plays music from Peter Hunt & The Great Outdoors (3:09), gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (8:24), and shares a Patreon-exclusive about how Harriet Tubman apparently never existed (11:39). Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

Happy birthday, MEWTWO

Episode 568 is up! After a Flyers Update from The Captain (1:53), Pat welcomes back Paul McCoy from 12 Stones (4:45). They chat about married life, being an independent artist vs having a label, Uber Eats, & more before playing the band’s new single. Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

Gonna be late for work today because every mode of transportation I use was delayed. This would not be an issue if I could still work from home full-time.

I saw some comments on a Rise Against post saying "I'm out, you're on the wrong side" and shit like that. (They're doing a concert with Tom Morello in Minnesota on Friday.) I'm not jumping in to ask but I need to wonder aloud: What, exactly, did these people think the band was rising against?

This cracks me up every time I see it youtu.be/CmXYJOyAGc0?...

The boy asked to watch Viva la Bam so I think we're doing great as parents over here!

Episode 567 is up! Pat rambles on AI in emails, streaming service pause screens, [w]hole milk, and the Baseball Hall of Fame election before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain. Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

Episode 566 is up! Pat plays new music from Too Close for Comfort (3:18) and shares our favorite Nicolas Cage movies (7:25). Woooo! Crap open a cold one!

Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man

People who claim to want small government sure are quiet about the government doing heinous, overreaching shit every damn day.

Oh hey! This week I want to know: What is your favorite Nicolas Cage movie?

Had to relocate from the garage to the main room of the basement so I made myself a little booth.

Episode 565 is up! Pat rambles on switching rooms (2:08), holiday food markups (9:56), and reads fan mail on free labor (15:00), before sharing books we’d swear in on (22:19), and a Flyers Update from The Captain (31:36). Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

More fucking water in my home office so I have to relocate to the main part of the basement again. Annoyed.

Oh hey! For this week, I want to know: If you were being sworn in to public office, which book would you use?

Episode 564 is up! Pat shares some well wishes for the new year before playing some of the best moments of the show from 2025. Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

This thread is wild. The president is in awful shape and is, naturally, being an absolute pineapple about it.

I recorded two podcast episodes, edited a third, and posted a bonus episode to Patreon (going live tomorrow morning!). What a productive day for ol Pat!

Got an email to my band account saying they were "looking for talent and you would be a great fit." We have not released any music since 2021 lol

Episode 563 is up! Pat rambles on museum trips, THPS regret, songs sounding the same, how to use streaming services, and poor taste. Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

Episode 562 is up! Pat tells his favorite retail story (3:05), recaps the two-part Classy Christmas episode of The Office (15:55), and rambles on how holidays can be odd (48:55). Plus: Music from The Wild & Free, BRONNIE, Hana Kahn, and MUCH BETTER! Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

The Boy asked to watch Beavis and Butthead so we are watching Beavis and Butthead

Episode 561 is up! Pat plays new music from glimmers (2:58) and gets a Flyers Update from The Captain (8:04) before recapping A Freakin' Sweet Family Guy Christmas (10:45). Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!

Every transit vehicle I rode into work today had a different stench.

Well, my show didn't get nominated for a Golden Globe. Maybe next year!

One time I was at the Christmas Village downtown and I bought a hot chocolate from a little European woman. I asked if it was made with water or milk and she said "yeechhh, water no good - only milk. You enjoy and keep warm." I think of her often and I hope she is doing well.

Contemporary Era voting results: Jeff Kent is going to the Hall of Fame! (Graphic from MLB Network)