I think the best part of vacation is your children having the same arguments with you, just in a new location. 🙃

The things we do for our children (it was 27 degrees outside) 🥶😂

Vacation workouts

My head is not 100% back to normal, but significantly better than yesterday. I actually feel like I can function 😅

I’m on day 2 of a migraine. What are your go to headache home remedies? I’m willing to try just about anything at this point.

Our basement: Halloween lights, fireplace, more seating, bigger TV My wife: It is simply too far away to watch a movie downstairs 🙃🙃🙃

Nothing makes me question my choices more than picking up a night shift. 🙃

Release the Epstein Files

I’ve been in a doomscrolling phase lately. Any advice on how to stay informed without being in a constant state of dread? 😫

Wicked Tickets secured

4am- 5 year old wants to sleep in our bed. Put her back to sleep 5am- Cat throws up a few times 5:30am- wide awake, give up on sleeping 6:30am- Watching Survivor, still the only person awake 🙃

It may be 80 degrees out, but that won’t stop us from wearing our Halloween clothes and looking at pumpkins at the Minnesota Zoo tonight.

My arm hurts

Covid Booster ✅

Happy Oct 3rd to all who celebrate.

I really shouldn’t have offered to go into work after being home with a sick kid all day.

Does anyone know when Wicked 2 tickets are going to go on sale?

Listening to @newestolympian.bsky.social and playing Hades 2. Can’t think of a better way to start my morning.

Happy Birthday Magic Kingdom and Epcot! 😍

Excuse me… what? 😒

Bring on Spooky Season

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

Ok Disney friends. Thoughts on Crystal Palace for breakfast?

Today is orange shirt day 🧡🟠 Post someone who looks good in orange 🍊!!

If you need me, I’ll be here posting my silly little skeets, trying to ignore current events. 🙃

Reintroduction thread: Name: Shane Pronouns: He/Him Location: Minnesota Interests: Disney Parks, Stephen King, Nintendo, baking, board games, breweries, working out. Vocation: Pharmacist

Watching Season 3 of ER. This HIV plot is so infuriating. An attending just looking up lab results of one of his PA’s?! Was this really the norm pre-HIPAA?

Flu Shot ✅

How dare the U of M sell locally grown honeycrisp apples so close to my home. How am I supposed to resist?!

It’s progress photo day!

My Tik Tok is 99% Wicked related videos. I’ve missed this 🥲

Just crying in the club (the hospital cafeteria), watching the new Wicked: For Good trailer.

Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."

Tell me you don’t know anything about statistics without telling me. 🤦🏻‍♂️ We’re surrounded by idiots.

FYI: Tylenol is safer than injecting bleach.

If I don’t get raptured tomorrow, do I still have to go to work on Wednesday?

Our Costco food court now has Coke products. The earth is healing.

Tylenol please, please, please sue him for making false claims.

Tik Tok: The rapture is happening this week Me:

Nothing like dealing with an angsty 5 year old all morning before going to work an evening shift. Do weekends ever get better? 🙃

Michael Eisner 👏👏👏

Me: I’ll put some good into the world and donate blood. Also me: Passes out at the end of the appointment 🤦🏻‍♂️

Travel agent friends. I’m going to Colorado in Oct. I have a real ID that expires in Nov. I should wait to renew my license until after the trip, right?

Shoutout to Nintendo for making Donkey Kong Bonanza something my 5 year old and I can play together. 🥰

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

I’ve noticed a big increase in low calorie, non-alcoholic drinks at breweries around us lately. I’ve learned I’m a big fan of hop water!