Quiet rainy morning with a book before heading to Chicago later. 🤓 ☕️ #booksky 📚

All meat wieners are BOGO for the last full week of Pride.

Shocked the shit outta myself installing a new light fixture on the garage. But hey, it works and my hand stopped tingling! Pro Tip: Always double check that you’ve turned off the power when touching wires. Happy Father’s Day!

*Toot Toot* Good morning 🌞

Stuffed on 3 huge scoops of strawberry ice cream in a waffle cone. 👅🍦

Me right now, after swimming laps and a long hot shower.

It’s only 9:30am, and the guy sitting across from me in the boarding area just popped open a bag of Flaming Hot Dill Pickle Cheetos.

Good morning 🥱 Who has coffee ready?

Hanging out with Oliver. 🤗🐾

Heartburn in a box. 🍕🍕

The way I just looked at this screaming kid in front of me while in line to get coffee.

A little elderly lady just called me a handsome stewardess.

Alright, let’s see what this is all about. NW:

Good morning! 🌞 Exploring a different bookshop, might be here a while. 🤓 📚 #booksky

When the crazy lady that lives two houses over from you, waves as you’re checking the mailbox.

Y’all, it’s toasty out here. 😎

Oof, hate that it’s this humid so early.

Would anyone like a slice of strawberry cheesecake?

Sitting on a secluded beach with a mimosa would fix me this morning. 😎🏖️

Nothing better than a good cup of coffee and having the row to myself. ☕️💺✈️

That’s enough yard work. Time to hit the shower.

I love a 1970’s disaster film. NW:

Spent more time at the local bookstore. 🤓 📚 #booksky

On the way home for a few days.

Went for a run and someone yelled out “hey bootylicious” as they drove past me. Pride month is off to a great start! 🏳️‍🌈

I just grunted a little. 🤤

Now that I’m not working today, guess I’ll go spend money at the bookstore. 🤓📚

Hi, I got a haircut.

These Tums are still good, right?

Alright, I’ll play. Post a photo from 2019

Planning a trip to Stockholm in September, and I’m narrowing down which hotel to book based on the breakfast buffet. ☕️ 🥓 🥞

I planned on being productive this morning but that’s not happening. 🤓

Finishing my day before most of y’all have had that first sip of coffee.

Shhh 🤫

Whatever this thing is, it’s huge.

Ooo the plants are popping with color!

Aw shit, our hotel is actually part of a mall. 😬

Oh, we’re taking a church youth group to Orlando. #blessed

Good morning from up here. 🌅

Not me listening to a couple arguing in the hallway through the door.

Ordered a hotel burger because I started Widow’s Bay, and can’t stop watching long enough to walk somewhere for food.

Welp, that’s the first time I’ve seen someone leave a tooth behind on the plane. 🦷

I think we should go. Who’s in?

Me going through the stack of mail on the kitchen counter while also scrolling on hump day.

Good morning ☀️☕️ It’s gonna be another sweaty run.

Going to pretend that I didn’t see the sequel to a great film this afternoon.

Both of them are snoring.

Meandering through Costco on a Monday morning, with an iced coffee while everyone else is at work.

Was not prepared for it to be this humid on my morning run.

Food coma incoming.