TGIF

I JUST ordered Taco Bell, so 👀 Where the rest?

I don’t retweet things often, I should, but this activated something deep in me lol

Truly cannot express how 2025 may have been the WORST year of my adult life but I just hope that means I feel a massive wave of catharsis tonight 💪 2026, I’ll kick your ass

My favorite response to telling someone I don’t like penetrative sex was “Oh. Well that’s a shame” Like??

Health bars will always be absolutely peak in kink art I swear - they add to so much

The Daytime Cold Medicine 🤝 The Weed = Milk me

Someone I regularly help at work gave me a bottle o’ Buffalo Trace, let’s fuckin’ goooooo

Sniffmas eve

I must’ve baked at least 50 chocolate chip cookies tonight

Persistent bastard

People getting AI art tattooed on themselves

These are actually really good…They’re good in the way that caramel corn is good, but I actually like these more! Not too sweet, the caramel flavor is really buttery and has a richness to it, and the thin, crisp crunch is just a good vessel for it

Before the weekend’s over…

My hands smell like coffee and heavy cream

I am not immune to capitalism

It was worth every minute

Been cooking all day but just about done! Once I am, I’m gonna get fuckin’ RIPPED and tear it all apart 😤

Commissioned by @derglusts.bsky.social Never underestimate slowplows behemoth of an ass 😵‍💫

Gonna make ya sweat! 💪😤

I just think fat guys are so cool

He knows what the deer wants #furryart #fatfur #fatfurry

What an unexpectedly fun time! A very new take on a Predator movie, which is much needed, and a damn fine feast for the eyes. The plasma sword is everything I’ve ever wanted from a bladed sci-fi weapon

Been looking forward to this

Yellin’ at me to wake up

Hypnotic paws pulling your gaze closer. Your nose closer. Watching the digits curl and spread slowly as it waving you closer. Deeper. Calmer. Feeling so welcoming as you gently press your nose up against the pads. Nuzzling, huffing, sinking. Such a perfect and cozy fit <3

You catch a glimpse of Decoy between rounds and despite his bruising it doesn't look like he's tired at all! 🎨: @bactover.bsky.social

Plot Twist (not really), Mom became a devout Christian and is transphobic 🥰

Round 23 - Choke! Type advantage? In MMA it doesn't matter! feat. @heliosthegr3at.bsky.social

Made it to Massachusetts 💪

Old man next to me on this flight just pulled out an electric trimmer for his beard and started using it??

🍂🍁Fat Boy Fall🍁🍂

I took this trying to emulate a buddy's bigger city profile picture.

Bro teasing you at the gym

Quote me…if you dare… Pronouns: I use He/Him, but really fine with whatever Height: 5'11" Shoe: 12 Zodiac: Aries Smoke: Not nicotine Tattoos: 1 (Left forearm) Piercings: Earlobes Fav drinks: Diet Cola, Beer, Horchata, Whiskey (Rye over Bourbon), Grape Soda (picky)

I didn’t feel a need to rush out to see Infinity Castle since. I know what goes down, BUT! It’s in D-Box…and that sounds hype

If anyone in the Portland Metro has leads for work, ideally entry level, let me know! Roommate is lookin’

Less interested in sex more interested in meeting in the psychic dimension to spar and make out sloppy style

Someone at work asked how old I was today and when I told ‘em their response was “Oh, you’re just a PUPPY puppy…” and I—

Now! The time you’re waiting for is now! The sign you need is here! You can do it! There are hands to lift you up, to hold you there, to keep you grounded! Make your voice a roar! Go out and get it! Do it! AHHHH!

‘Tis the season!

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These Lays taste like Taco Bell. They taste like sour cream, cheese, and, like, the “chili” that they put on nachos at baseball stadiums. If you like Cheddar & Sour Cream chips with a little something extra, you’ll dig ‘em The Fanta kinda tastes like Kool-Aid, which! Could be a LOT worse!

Now that the conjuring movies are over maybe we can start getting horror movies that don’t follow the same boring ass formula 🙌🏽

Finally got my hands on these 💪😤

Posted up today

Made a responsible adult decision today. Lower section coming out for a more standard handle length, but I dig the option to swing this thing around like a longsword

no new pictures, where are you mentally?