What’s the best time of day to shake a baby?

God damn it!

🍎 beverage of the day !! 🍎

STOP THE CAR

Supreme Kourt

Outfit of the day ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝🩷

It’s a good thing I’m not a parent because if my kid came to me at night saying there was a man in their window I wouldn’t go look because that sounds scary as hell.

Any of you guys wanna play tummy sticks?

People out here saying others are lying about liking bush. Maybe those losers are but I ain’t! I want it stuck in my teeth bro! I wanna be hacking up a hairball later! Give me that shit dude! FUCK!

Being acutely aware of having a mental breakdown but you’re at work so you gotta lock in is like trying to hold your brain together as it’s splitting in tow

James signing an 80 year loan then dying saddling Fox with the debt is so funny to me tbh.

Seras and Mavis comm

New BMTH song Dehumanize just came out and all I can say is…WE’RE SO BACK BABY!

I actually like when cats lick my hands or arms 😂

I had a dream where a guy was telling me Elvis made peanut butter popular because of his bacon banana and peanut butter sandwich obsession and I was just looking at him like he was an alien.

I watch movies and shows where someone loses a limb like a leg or an arm and they get super depressed understandably but I just think about how losing a limb really wouldn’t bother me too much tbh.

knuckels dont show your face around me again until you bring back the cowboy hat. it was the only time i respected you

Damn, that’s crazy.

I knew they were gonna put a fence around it. I called that as soon as people started talking about how shit of a job they did.

I’m going to bed. Remember to kiss your dad everyone.

FUCK

Dude was literally his own boss. He could have had the day off.

So no one was gonna tell me Anthony Head died this month?! wtf?!

Goose is free, and don’t get upset if you never see her again.

I got confused for a sec and put Tiger Balm on my face because I thought it was lotion. Awesome.

Posting this shit after losing a war of choice is so funny.

UFOS ARE REAL!!!

Chat, should I put tiger balm on my balls? Yes or no?

Rudinn Floradinn #art #digitalart #deltarune

THEY FUCKING KILLED HER!

I live in a country ran by a pedophile, voted for by pedophiles in the hopes that files about other pedophiles would be released so they could protect children from pedophiles.

Hell yeah

come and relax with your soft, fluffy friends 🐑 #commission for @ninsonnar.bsky.social

Senran Kagura looking at this about to make a nipple rubbing minigame

Kofi for Kachopper90!

Kitty~

i drew more BIG rosalina art

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