Sines, Portugal The weather in Portugal is really nice, perfect for tourist stuff.

My first day in Vila Nova de Milfontes, Portugal with my mom. Beautiful day! My mom's ocean view is great! #Portugal

Me and my niece watching Wicked! Of course, for my bad luck, the whole damn movie was dubbed in German (even the songs). 😂 My niece speaks German, me on the other hand, not so much anymore (I should have practiced it more when I was a kid) . Now, that was an experience. 😂🤣☠️

This is what happens when I go shopping with my brother. 😂 This is the first time I've ever seen this Coca-Cola product with Stevia. Actually, it tasted really good.

4:20am... Still awake, still on San Diego time, and I'm bored taking "selfies" in the bathroom because I can't sleep. And then this starts playing on the music channel. It's Britney b*tch!! 😂

Time for a vacay!!! Business class all the way to Munich, Germany. A fast stop at the Lufthansa lounge before my 14 hour flight. I love traveling. 😂

Last push getting ready for my two month European vacation. My bestie just got me a new workout attire for Christmas. Tomorrow can't come soon enough. 😂

@barefootcuntessa.bsky.social The trailer is here! It looks like the women are the main characters. I don't see Steve that much! #SellingTheCity youtu.be/DMvMQMR_0Zo?...

I just finished re-watching "Love Actually" and every time watching that movie, I'm reminded how underrated "The Trouble With Love Is" by Kelly Clarkson is. With elements of soul and R&B, it's a great ballad that deserved better! One of my favorite songs of hers. Great vocals! #KellyClarkson

Watching Red One with Chris Evans and The Rock! I'm hoping it's a good movie. The Rock's movies are horrible, but maybe Chris Evans can bring some holiday spirit in me. 😜😂

I've been pushing my core hard for a few months now. It's paying off.

Save the glass.... Drink from the bottle. 😂🤣 #RHOBH

The view never gets old. #SanDiego

@barefootcuntessa.bsky.social Get ready. A new spinoff is coming soon. Selling the City based in NYC.

Very productive day... work, hike and gym. I love the San Diego weather. #SanDiego

Mau's fake teeth are so white and distracting, it reminds me of Ross from Friends and his white teeth fiasco. 😂🤣🤣☠️ #RHOBH

#RHOBH is my favorite franchise, but the last 3 episodes was all about Kyle & Dorit. What's the point of the rest of the women?! Seat fillers!! Come on... get involved, do something. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. #RHOSLC is the best franchise right now. Everyone is clocked in.

The Christmas tree is up. I just need my holiday spirit. 😂🤣

No cuddle buddy... 😂 except my baby. 😍 Applications accepted. 🤣

My first time making this, but it came out really good. Carne Adovada (New Mexico-Style Pork with Red Chiles) with roasted vegetables.

Pre-Thanksgiving workout! Nobody at the gym. Love it!!!

MAKE #RHONY GREAT AGAIN!!!!! What a time to be alive. 🗽🍎🏙️ #Housewives #Bravo

🎶🎤🎶 Spice Girls in London, England!

God damn.... When you think Grindr can't get more weird and nasty. 😂🤣☠️

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Jacuzzi time!

Friday pump!

I was 1 here. Post you from a different era.

Finally upgraded my laptop. It was about time. Black Friday deal!! SCOREEE!!!😂

If I was in Meredith shoes, I would have slapped the b*tch so hard, she would have been on the floor bouncing with her bubblehead shaking. The nerve with that whiny b*tch. 🤬 Grab my phone like that and watch all hell breaks loose. #RHOSLC

I just started to watch House of Villains Season 1. Damn... that show is goooooodddd! 😂

Dinner time! My egg baked frittata came out good. 😋

The #RHOBH girls to the PHONY FLOP #RHONY replacement girls after Bravo forces them to be on the same night and come together on #WWHL to hopefully boost the hemorrhaging viewership of the failed boring dreadful disastrous reboot .

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My afternoon hike felt good! #SunsetCliffs #SanDiego

Introduce yourself with four TV shows.

Lisa Barlow on the flight home from Palm Springs. #RHOSLC

Nice and relaxing day before the new week starts. #SanDiego

@mad3dlab.bsky.social Welcome to the fun place! 😂

When you see a housewives starter list and you’re not on it bc most of them are blocked on twitter anyways 😂

introduce yourself as an anime character

"okay! i've got all the sheep! hallo?! boss?? I HAVE ALL THE SHEEP!"

Now, this is what happens when inner fatty shows up while at Costco. 🫢😂

Jumping into Friday with the joy of this baby goat. TGIF!

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

Kyle at the roller rink. #RHOBH