Getting lots of calendar reminders about a meeting coming up soon about my child’s school trip (my child’s school trip was in March)

Ok maybe there’s one Just War

Happy bday Neil youtu.be/2yK504X_wvs

Banning Sarah Kendzior over “Folsom Prison Blues” is bad moderation, but it’s also pretty funny, who’s to say what’s right

Cream cheese: an American story. Some guy making mass produced slop cheese takes an existing cheese recipe and adds more fat to it. It’s a hit. He brands it and sells the brand to a company that goes on to become part of a huge multinational corporation.

Of course it was cloudy here last night. I guess the light pollution probably would have kept me from seeing anything, anyways.

Do they call him Dude Parfait in France?

“Skyline cleanse?” No I don’t do fad diets or Cincinnati chili

Taking a correspondence course in screen door repair

Flanders field? What? Oh because his wife died, that’s what we’re Remembrancing. But what’s with the poppies? Should be a hot dog pin, right?

King

Good morning! It’s Tuesday November 11th 2025! Already? Crikey! (Dated this very day in 1978, a mere 47 years ago, 2000AD and Starlord #90 with its “Galaxy-Crunching” montage cover featuring Strontium Dog, Flesh & Ro-Busters.) You be careful out there among them English, Joanne Book.

Is this the millenial Jim Varney

All video games are now kart racers with track names like “riff raff reef”

Truck Choomer

I had no idea that making a joke about Jar Jar on here is like saying Taylor Swift sucks. Guys got shooters

The guy who played Jar Jar Binks might not hear you saying you have nothing against him or his performance, but the character itself was ill-conceived, but your friends who also played Jar Jar Binks somehow will. Be careful what you say

Jar Jar is tall right they should have a big blue jar jar in the next avatar corporate subterfuge crossover win win win

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I take back whatever I’ve said about what my walkon music would be in the past, it’s this. All eight minutes. Every time. Everybody else has to stand there like jackasses while I do my little routine to it. youtu.be/4YWPhmduSDQ

Part of the reason for pushing horseshoe theory and narratives that the extreme left and the extreme right are equivalent is because right wingers are constantly Chicken Littleing about plots to subvert democracy, and they want you to dismiss the lefties when they talk about the actual plot.

More and more people are asking

That feeling when you go to scoop coffee out of the back into the filter basket, but you realize you are in fact scooping couscous

I guess at least the normie democrats are starting to hate the people that run their party as much as I do

Jack white in the rock and roll hall of fame? They must have gotten rid of the length of career requirement

Brb printing myself some business cards with the title “thought leadership writer”

Today’s advice on bad parenting for lifestyle goals: this AM, older kid and I had to stop for milk & they wanted a baguette. I was a smartass and said I think we blew through our baguette budget for the month. They called my bluff and made baguettes. They’re good. Jimmy John’s can go piss up a rope.

I suppose some day my kids will move out and I won’t get free piano music anymore. It’s like living inside a Nordstrom. So classy.

[Goffy]: Others find pleasure in things I despise Hyuk hyuk I like the Christian life Gawrsh

Snoopy in puffy Tsingtao beer jacket

Go anti-woke, you’re gonna choke

I heard there’s usually people driving around loading up on stunlocked cold iguanas for meat use when this happens.

They thought they were finally, after all these years, going to be cool. LOL NOPE WE ALL HATE YOU DORKASS MOTHERFUCKERS

And the core voters driving the phenomenon are the surviving portion of the same people as 40 years ago

He’s just saying what we’re all thinking

You’re getting it: can use your slurp bonnies on more than one nightingale

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I didn’t know it was like that with porky the pig

Based on tweets get hidden from me as “rude” I can only assume all my best posts are shadowbanned. Nothing else could explain the low numbers they did.

I think there’s a new type uncanny valley thing going on with ai generated images and videos where the more clearly fake ones are less off putting than the ones where it’s genuinely hard to tell whether they were created by a model or just an extremely boring human being.

The one saving grace of all these tech guys is they love leaving paper trails when they do crimes almost as much as the Trump executive branch gang

Aw shit now i want to visit Chicago. Beautiful city, beautiful people, fuck ICE

Morning motivation youtu.be/Y_iuE6CW-s8

Waiting in the car line to pick up my kid rocking out to Blue Oyster Cult and realizing I will never ever be cool ever again

Possibly? PS - Stop making sense remains one of the best rock concert albums out there

Now that’s a good starin’ at ceiling