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Well, my posts sure didn’t get raptured

#Colloquialsongs #Musicchallenge #Musicsky #TheClash Day 23- ‘When life gives you lemons, make lemonade’ The Clash- Stay Free

Giggling like a child

When my kid practices music, if we don’t shut the door to our room, the dog runs in to bark at the air vent carrying the music from downstairs, and I guess what I’m saying is it’s cool that he has his own version of BlueSky.

Not even a big fan of Oliver but “fuck you, make me” had already been kind of a mantra for me about how to approach this whole situation, there’s a lot of people on social media that should take this advice instead of nonstop posts about how everything is a distraction from everything else and so on

One nice thing about listening to AFI and you want to sing along but don’t know the words you can just kinda go HAH HOO HEY HOO HWHOAAAAAAAAH

Ad campaign to encourage tourism to New Zealand with the tagline, “the Posting day begins in New Zealand”

Sewing a BlueSky patch onto my backpack before leaving to Europe

Oh no there’s another blonde ponytail guy at this strip mall and he’s wearing a pair of suede sneakers identical to a pair I also own. Hope this isn’t like a “there can only be one” situation. But, just in case, it’s been nice knowing y’all

Friendly reminder that the cava bag bribe guy who puts kids in cages was praised by Obama for all the deportations he got done for the Obama admin.

I’m dancing with the devil (microwaving soup uncovered)

Getting it off my chest to my wife that all these years I’ve been pretending to social media that Amy Klobuchar eating a salad with a comb on an airplane is off putting and not something I might well have done in a similar situation.

Dog update: he likes Dave Brubeck

Economists come get your efficient markets, they’re drunk. Again.

Wheel? Yes. Yoke? Nope.

So proud of my kids, still in middle school and they’re already identifying jokes above an “adult on BlueSky” level

Stan Chera, Chera Will I go out like he, like he? A victim of entropy Stan Chera, Chera Dead like he, like he

He’s mad at elites that normal people clocked him as a fancy boy empty suit doing hickface? The elites were the ones who were suckers for his little bit, here.

Anybody else like to tell their dog that there are two wolves inside him/her

I wonder if media companies look at enough streaming cancelations, they’ll decide broadcast tv licenses aren’t all they’re cracked up to be anymore these days, anyways

What if I changed my bio to “Tim-porarily embarrassed holy Pool” and photoshopped that stupid beanie onto the pool rat. Or do I use the end of summer as an excuse to retire the pool rat?

One of my kids just moved up to a new level of competitiveness in their sport, and I just want to take this opportunity to say, damn, some of these sports parents get pretty intense, anybody ever notice that? Maybe even find it a little bit unsettling how intense some are?

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Stay safe, Chicago, fuck ICE

The Circumbrolar Region

Honest good faith debates are a good thing. Things that have only the appearance of honest good faith debates are actively harmful. Don’t let yourself get cast in a supporting role in right wingers’ deceptions.

Yeah stuff like this is why I didn’t last long as a hotel front desk agent

And the guy who said it still has a job, unlike hundreds of people who simply accurately recapitulated the utterances of Charlie Kirk

Is Timothy McVeigh an opposite-world version of the version of Pretty Boy Floyd portrayed in the eponymous Woodie Guthrie song?

Interesting way to describe the speeches you give to promote your now memoir

I guess you could say I resemble Robert Redford in his prime, except fatter and uglier and balder

They gonna fly the flag half mast for Robert Redford? Charlie Kirk got four fuckin days

Not here for a long time or a good time, I’m here for morning drive time

gonna be Dan Bonginolongermarried if he keeps this up

Free speech

What if we just sealed the podcast studio and then launched it as Oceangate II

This carnival vibe to reactions to their clampdown reminds me of the internet uniting back in the day to mock that guy who was always trying to sue Video Games As A Concept for being too violent or sexy or whatever every time he kept stepping on his own dick making legal threats.

we go live to the white house for a special address

This is the mugshot of a literal political prisoner, arrested, thrown in jail, then expelled from a public university, for yelling at Charlie Kirk supporters

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

They are going to have an LLM spit out a “manifesto,” aren’t they?

A very funny next thing to happen here would be for the Pope to undermine JD again about this using very unambiguous language

Hi, I’m Jonny Knoxville and this is the Two-Minute Hate

Dog was standing here watching the tv where my kid was watching some pop hits countdown on YouTube until Coldplay came on and the dog walked away for precisely the duration of Coldplay playing and then came back. Have only observed this behavior one other song so far (Imagine Dragons)

Last September Charlie Kirk claimed that Haitian immigrants in Huntsville were "raping your women and hunting you down at night." He said that rural Alabamians faced a future in which Haitian immigrants "will become your masters." www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Study finds increased death risk for people eating as little on average as one labubu per day

Last year: Austin Peay State University learns prof is Nazi who went to Charlottesville rally. Admin drags heels, pays him $56k severance to leave This week: APSU prof posts screenshot of headline - Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths ‘Unfortunately’ Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment- & is immediately fired